Judge — January 16, 1884 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. A burr in the bush is worth two im the hair, I Keep the Old Watch Going. | Thave a bran-new gi Withab nthe Jen wateh, utiful pearl set in it first blow till the-fall of the snow, It keeps the time to the minute A FASHIONABLE four-in-h and—two pairs of aces. Up to Syvrr to make T have set it down in my will to my boy And Ehope when Im gone he'll wear it; Twas a nt to me from over And [love the hand that But iny father gave me one to When Twas a had yet How can T part with at So L keep pper, if you merely wish He SHeEZe, Wuy snnyson’s fate to be deplored? Beeause I is the poet Laure ate Is Washington it is subject to chil Tections? he old watel a Ye irable supper such a sweet Galatea. will fined but right Ando But Labs On ath birthday me Ande fi Hd in that, Wi is Ma ' guest? Bei y Ander 3 url its face Use ms omni nee ft it grand when Dteok it in hand Tire: suc of honor to g his disposal. ful candidate makes it appoint ve his friends the fat offices at ioe Chain to its ring A et = And T never felt since 0 As when first it.w My parents are dead: Wher But th ti like a prince eket nk are Howing all shine Ilomety women have t Aptos" a able t verg so fashion- eon the and my siste at certain cosmetic f bankruptey. —_ on to the * We frequently hew new lease of life; the landlord has tu to curs pee never ¢ enant out, but it ned th netimes wake wg lain sleeping us weeping “On ejacul. from a sound sleep t morning But little thing: Vim afraid that my life has not been what ft she And habit fetter, But my pulse 1 Why? leringly inquired the mother And Learne *Cause I'd be in bed all the time,” ree 0, 1 think plied the girl. | And ne letter B” n being I wish 1 was awaken the other ts quick when [list to that tick tly wish to be better hat T sce new hopes for me, La brighter py heart be hill, ‘twould be win Though If my boyhood’s watch stopped der still 1OMER dim «l avoungster, “ museum hast night?” My son, why do you ask me that ques- tion Because T heerd you ask the snakes, when $ mornit was pa to the ng —Marper's Weekly. THE STREET CAR. Toa person | there isa milk | of a street car him if he | n’ upstairs to di the dad, t much accusiomed to travel, itement in getting on board ature ofan advent- Fure. The roar of the wheel in the iron track, the cheerful jingling of the bells, the effort to attract the attention of the driver, who, | with one hand on the br nd the other controlling his fiery ste 3 also looking for a bela 1 hurryin up the wrong street; the scant courtesy of the con- ductor, who watches, with his hand on the bell-pull, the placing of your foot on t step in order to necessary Lo sett Ix donghmesti ways raise ourselves e baker. me, you will kiead se purgatorial diseipline fe ishment you just inflicte said one of the lat church circles we a! pious prominenc future the auricular porn. on your hearers, “ Miss Q.,” said a pro at the nor- you will have an oration next Fri- nd you may take as a subject, “The of Spain.” Oh, Dt ould be impos **Beeanse it is impossible for a king to be a subject.” Intense excitement in the class. —Maration Lulependent. you this mere 3 its anxieties surprises, And then the osity as to your fell advantage of studyi ter ina vehicle where peop lly think it unnecessary to conceal tH ; T have noticed that the f car seem to think they have ¥ in it, and they res a stare of surprise the’ entrance of th 3 if his right toa seat pent vurte In no other conveyance, [ think, does rfectly ly realize how queer people are. Nowhere perhaps iness and oddity and utricity in dre e And then the passengers, y may be, are so indifferent to your . Tt is times amazing, the conceit of ugly peop! Christmas St. Nicholas. I cannot. ble! Het ngers, und. the the Scotch are first, ho third, and) Welsh As . the Scoteh a first, Welsh second, third and Tri fourth. Tho weight and height of Americans would Le given, but there is no necessity fe terrifving Europe just at this time.—Louis- ville Courier-Journal. fourth. re Tur directions given in fashion jour for crocheting tidies and things are very lively reading, bat lack plot. If our meni- ory is not at fault they run somehow this |‘ Yes,” said the deacon, “that cow is bad- way: Work nine stitches, turn back, two | ly hurt, and wouldn’t bring five dollars. But ches in third bar, two single in thirds, [shall get more for her. A party of swell three chain B to Q 4th ch., K takes B, then | city fellows are coming down here to hunt, make eight chain and fasten to centre of Q | and I shall put her up in the scrubpine lot Bith, loop and tarn back, white to play and then tell them deer abound up the and mate in three stitches. It seems easy Oh, she’s as good as sold for fifty dollars.” enough.—Norristown Herald. | Boston Post. mi | sented Astonishing a Conductor. “Tire last time I went to Boston,” con- fided a thin, consumptive looking traveler on the Eastern road to a fellow the conductor grew monotonou: isted mining my ticket tion, and w restless watering troughs. time continued, as he looked anx the “we play a eb gran nd the boxes are all taken. é the conductor entered with a pomy “tickets, please,” the stranger quictly pre- asingle trip ticket for the next station. “The next time he entered the un- known handed hima mileage ticket, follow- ing it later with a sportsmun’s ticket for Labrador, As the conductor was pa next round the traveler p < ticket for Paget Sound } then tried to get him to ta a first class pu Sine Si lecper check. Didnt 1 just Paget Sound techet for you? aided the as- 1 or. have been her party,” quietly r the traveler, elf in’ the last Marper’s. ts, please,” echoed through ear, and the stranger confronted the conductor with a‘ Florida-for-the-winter ” excursion via the Richmond boats. ** See here.” said the enraged official ** what does this mean? [have punched tickets for you Il points of the globe, Haven't got a child’s ticket to Patagonia or a Hong Kong : you? If you more tickets to punch, I'll head. * Yes.” replied the painful dignity, “T usually senting a director's pas + but we understand that passengers on your train get lame in the arms show their tickets, and have no time to take in the so 1am instructed to notify you there is a good vacaney on the night ght, unless we hear of improvement,” and the frightened conductor passed two tramps 100° miles, not daring to call for tickets. — New Haven Register. t of Plainfield the other isfied look on his fi acquaintance hailed him with: “Well, Uncle Billy, what's bappenec You know them five sons of min “Oh, yes.” “Well, they be always buyin’ id sellin? and speculatin,” and not a day passes that some one ef ‘em don’t ask me to indorse his note.” ‘And of course you ak No. Them boys are rather shaky, you know; but I’m goi to alter this. ITang it, I'm their own father, you see, and it looks kinder mean to refuse ‘em. I’ve been down here and deeded the farm to the old woman, put a chattel mortgage on the stock, and sold off most of the tools, and now if the boys want my names on their notes I'll sit down and give it to ’em likea Spartan father!’—Newark Sunday Call. on at every we pussed the traveler usly toward r door, punch den ust any punch your traveler, with on thi Ix: was drivin day with such that an A somewH aT inebriated gentleman Board- 1 a down car on Yon reet, Toronto, Balancing himself against the door he asked the conductor to let him off at Cruikshank street. When Wilton avenue was reached, he recognized his destination, and stumbling over to the bell-strap, gave it a tremendous tug, The conductor was irritated, “What do you mean by jerking the bell like that— ringing it at both ends?” he said with rising anger. ‘¢ Well—(hic)—don’t I wansh the car to stop—(hic)—at both onds?"—Toronto | Globe.