Judge — December 29, 1883 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. Advice to Englishmen Visiting America. marks Laugh above ious r on whatever you may think funny, loudly at queer names which you see shop windows, ially if the is frequently the case, are Loi door, When you go to church, about as if you were examinin hibition, trut and stare a picture Display contemptnons pity. for the worshippers assemble : loud voice whatever eritics happen to think prope If, while you take nte » who daring! remarks you your walks you attempts to. enter snub him sital of his exploits, render him dissatisfied with his most feats, Interrupt his narrative with pityi exclamations, such you went the wrong route: imissed the very f may discover, . he more than y c, but by jndicions reti- cence you inay conceal this awkward secre and render him well nigh as discontented as yourself, “4. When you are to start on dition, let ybody learn what an ¢ you and awaken them to take interest in your movements. Stamp your room in your very thickest boots if vou have a friend who sleeps a fe: off, keep bellowing down the pa top of your voice, although there » invalids in plenty within earshot. Should you gallantly be acting des dames, mind that lied un hour sooner than th need be. A pleasant agitation will thus caused near their ms. They muse those sleeping next them with an in- nd, as their maid will be s little kin ome expe- rly bird lively may as friends ” door will be hea incessantly until the er down stairs. theatre or lecture all to attract general room, make your trium the noise you can, so attention. 7. Should your nei hole attempt ‘to. bre you, turn your deaf ¢ 3 his insolent intrusion. If in spirit he will persist. in talki current of his speech by the icit manne! majesty of bearing 8. Never give yourself the trouble to order wine beforehand for the fable d’ grow! nble savagely not bringing it the instant you have ordered it, even though you happen to have entered the room late, and find a hundred people waiting to be served before you. 10. In all small hotels where service is included in the bill, be sure you always something extra to the servants, a them to expect it as a matter of course, and to be insolent to those who can’t so well afford it. B.T. Pe bor at the table d° A conversation With of your JupGE Cowrya certainly took a new way of cowing the delinquents in beer traffi recently. The fifty-one prisoners were cheerful, if | not hilarious, as they waited the calling of | their names to pay the fine and be gone. we him into silence by your hote, but | at waiters for | a Phe firet—one | Murphy—plend and drew forth a tive dollar si to pi | expected fine; but when the judge informed him that he would spend the ‘next thirty days in the penitentiary, his limbs trembled, | and he had all the symptoms of one of his steady customers in jim jams. ( vy Kinbladt says, *¢ he in the vanlts of the penitentiary, on the in- justice of his sentence. and ginger-ale that hi Col. Spencer, who than his client court b deale Billy Met sold.” kinblat mated g miinst the rich liquor checked it at once vy, of Armory Hall, got stay of proceedin to give Dr, Doremus an opportunity to nulyze the drink he sold. Billy thinks if ke understands his busine nduets the analysis properly, nothing ing will be found in w ut present an of her MeGlory will be the itiary, or dispense his li Armory Hall. question wh of the penit his old stand Vico Hear-Sa. has seen much | ies Fair, which has recently in Boston, a manufacturer placed vory fine ‘carriages on exhibition. by. on the opposite side of the hall, e hearses also ral of the carriages were sold during tho exhibition, one of the purchasers being no leas a pe than Governor Butler, and closed your lady | will | y, | transferred the pi kinblat even | Tt was sarsaparilla | on exhibition, | rd from the carriage one of the hearses on the opposit« hall, which created gr the bystanders. the placard to the ci allowed to remain. » sooner backs turned than the pl again ap- peared on the hearse, which election returns prove to be the proper vehicle for the de- funct governor to ride ide of merrin tendunts Lr mong turned ut it was not were their ‘he Tur aid to be a liberally educated hes school now living in Maine young woman, wh ers, makes gardens and it the harvesting of the eroyis on her rm . When there is she busies hersclf by e, builds the summ to do shingle and expeditiously us a sho has an idle hour she practices music and reads German just for a pastime. What an admirable help-mate would she be for the young men who can’t quite support them- solves. oss carpen “No,” said the isn’t the least lik will discove York detective. cloping womar tbouts Boston Post, CourTtING is som ase the r i after marriage. mies called sparking, NOW IS THE TIME TO BECOME \ MEMBER OF TITE UNITED STATES MUTUAL ACCIDENT ASSOCIATION, 820 and 322 Broadway, New York, AS THE MEMBERSHIP FEE WILL BE INCRE, FOR MEMBERSHIP A | TO BECOME A MEMBER, WRITE WHEN RECEIVED FILL. IT TO THE ARY AT NEW FOR CIRCULAR OUT YOUR APPLICATION, INCLOSE 8 POLICY WILL BE PROMPTLY MAILED TO YOU SED JANUARY IST TO ALL WHO APPLY PR THAT DATE, AND APPLICATION BLANK, AND AND FORWARD, YORK, ON RECEIPT OF WHICH A DELAYS ARE TO-DAY CHABLES B. PEET of Rogers, Peet & Co., President. JAMES R. PITCHER, Secretary. comicbooks.com