Judge — December 1, 1883 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. COMMENCEMENT OF THE CAREER OF A Ul. PRIVATE 1a camel-leopar We were both s: ces with alarm, it] | out of Alonzo i Recruitrirg | = One night, while the moon was on a visit | | the antipodes of Mac nd the firm 1) - i “ ment had laced her broad bosom with sta |} OFFICE . 3°48 put a diadem of planets on her re | ) fast 1 her shawl with an asteroid, and ie pinned a comet on her flowing train, Twas , WA Fy ‘ procecding home from a fete a fete with Queen pEN WANTLO]| Rana, during which it was decided that iy res ald announce her intention of makin rton the day following, whe found myself surrounded, i iy part of the read; by four ruff ‘ + seybos mething like'a sickel. ‘Th le with the evident intention of adding one more to the at majority; but the villains had tackled wrong man. Seizing the weapon of the dextrous sweep of the deadly Whi this with my ol with my «, cool and calm as if L were merely in, ap iter, 1 took delib- rate aim: and own the rest of my silant we a her—but no sooner 1 the last bullet found its billet than J sud- denly received a stunning blow upon the hi ind all was darkness, [To be continued—unless the author pays &3 at the box-oflice for the privilege of seeing Irving and Terry, and afterwards discovers he could have got as good a seat for $1 from a sealper. | Washington Gossip. Wasiuxatos, D. C., Nov, 22. Partrevtans of a banquet tendere eral Sherman by members of the Army in this city, last T | having appeared in any of the daily jourt HE ENLISTS. your cor! ndent deems it his duty, ut this late hour, to lay before your re tion to Her noyour hat for future reference— | the details of the affair; and put, tos ermelon ofl. those editors whose duty it was, in view of ani throwing thescedsat a pet hyaenachain- ” If in the darkest chamber | the important position to long held by the ed ina corner of the royal apartinent. If it of my mansion of Desires, and cried, * Tat | Sallant general, to record any incident con- be true chat beauty when unadorned is adorn- smittst and shall be mine ted with his lamented retirement into then certainly Rana’s loveliness ction follows the thanaht ao | Private} . tl show of being appreciated at) victie ¢] i i NW &" | “Phe illustrions guest was introduced to h. [guess the noble | iickly that you must not be surprised to | the company by Colonel FI hear that in fess than twodays 1 1 rape ee ee Was She ae {eT for Er ee ee ee a ene ee iteaahde, | Bander of Washington Post brocaded trains—at all r icless I | in a few well-ch a. rem edidn’t have them on. Infact Eulichens Neart, ceived with much enth . Onrising to her principal raiment was cocoanut oil and ut T had an enemy— sstecithy, un- | respond, the ¢ greeted with a per- fig- s—more oil than leaves. rupulous, treacherous encmy, would | fect storm of which died away not shrink at petty larceny even, to attain his | only to be repeated n and again ends and glut his insatiable the welkin fairly (Your corresp enemy was Kamaram q dent is not quite sure that he knows w rved seat Madagascar, and High } -muck of the |“ welkin” is, but he is prepared to take his n to get in his fine | Tfovas A ¢ Queen in his eve, | affudavit, nevertheless, that it rang.) work right away. Why shouldn’t I step or as mul aa ba could get there, cllow. soldiers!” began Sherman. inte the shoes of tha: late lamented \} I perceived it was tobe aduel tothe death. | “From my earliest days I have been a ee rae dea e: SOPOT e Kamarama or I had to ramose the ra soldier. [Cheers. en when a baby I into the shoes” is merely a f { speech. guick order | was in arms. [Cheers and laughter.] And the late Haented Thingum-myjiz didnt" jfe had the Madagascan army on his side: | Tam proud of it. [Cheers.] When I think erg IO er acd ge only fall back on. Buta | that if I hadn’t been a soldier, Tm of the humble f i ’ Ame e jed-banner cheek | been somet else, it takes my satura Inverter ie kl isa match for a Madagascan War Depart- 4 he As I said befor why shouldn't I, whose antecedents were of | Ment any day? my “imapirosaton—p goldier- (Cheers: Vand sd. goed pap Ca ae au tncerletite were ¢ . But hold! Fan- | too! (Cheers. You bet ener tar me mM cout into ate. | whats the matter with Hannah AEORAESH OF Mate rapidly in the widowe neen’s affections, Weexehanged present Gentle read t that aphorism out, and she gave me gold bracelets, diamonized ring I could see, from th threw hed the Everything is possible to the man of gall ! comicbooks.com