Judge — December 1, 1883 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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WEATHER PROvERnS. “When a dog howls « it indicates rain.” ne leaves the hor “Do you spoze Pm such a fool as to try? sez she, ** As soon as the kums PL be lifted into karridge and taken at itll be six months be! tands his bisne was sot this time in didn’t say enny more, for adocter, He didn’t hev t I reckon they keep one on the dents, [ her re terribly common, The minit he took hold of Sa move her she skreeched equal to them oppery singers, and it was half an our before they ther into the kerrid i Where will you 1 the the city,” sez 1. fth Avenue will be the sez Sally Mart, in a faint voise driven there withall they were choke re warnt s buard to be had for had to ask: driver wil full and ray much asa ke hor money: round to our old bording place we so we he doctor kame with us Sally Mari safely in be It thre as he her k e said he do so from principal, if nuthin else, he left, Pwent out and konsult to make a stron: levated RL RL Co, ay damages—and kommense su [tore I retired I rote to Squizzle axident Sally Mari had, he red of rous kondition in the hewspapus, he needn't lay awake nites, ever it, but just stay where he was and tend nd after seein » he left. times a day, Wa ase nd Pd garintee that she'd git well It would all depend on the vated Co. took in the matter, WRATH “ When chicken: night, rain will follow PROVERDS, ime down from their roosts at toa kup- Thim [should expect him to drop in konsidered should nd T told him when Popping the Question. ANEW VERSION OF AN OLD, OLD story | ‘THev stood beside the n gate, | Beneath the elm tree’ ding’ shade; Jen with the scent of flower al songsters faintly chirped well notes from leafy bowers. The evening star shone bright above; The sounds of busy life were still. How dear the hour to lover The time for them of all m When whispered words and meltin Betray the secrets of tl He watched the r As one by one th He gazed uipon he F Her lovely neck and lustrous eye. She nestled closely to his side; » word she spoke, but only pressed, With gentle mien and trustful look, ful head against his breast. creature thus she seemed, haped in beanty’s perfect mould; that his darling wish, Ilis heart’s desire, should soon be told. He gazed upon the glossy hair, Which well adorned that shapely head: He looked upon her dainty feet, Mud then these little words he said. 1 ld she be his?” and as he spoke, troked that glossy hair: * the farmer said, * Tl iundred dollars for the mare.” A The Song of an M. C. 3 poor M. C's how the V session we're sure to : do nothing but tal Instead of whatever befall, eeches we shirk, » And do next to nothit I. If some member a measure brings in, Which a boon to the public would prove, We make a vast clatter and din, But to pass it how slowly we move. Klish affair of the state, 1 ould call, would tim nothing to Us from wa And that when we'v We should hold id But all conscienc ird we throw, And let duty go to the wall, And we do uext to nothing ove Tit, Princess of Wales rejoices ina bonnet, | t. cupote shape, having » three kittens’ heads. eliy isa felt hat with & tiny | vyray mouse running up the crown, with the eat ce 1 ina bow of velvet, its head only visib THE JUDGE. WEATHER PROVERRE “Early blossoms indicate a bad fruit year.” Tho Diva's Welcome. was heard, not a musi od ont to meet her. harged a welcoming shot, nel was there to greet her. ‘al note, the fair one cries, they’re steamin a Voice repli AML snug in bed! ; lonel fondly dreaming + Lies the a ‘That the Diva was angry, there is'nt a doubt; Nicolini, , Was flurrieds With eves flashing darkly, and lips in a pout, Away to the Windsor they hurried. McDowatp says he h power to make his son a worthy s taken him six times to clothed him in the best of given him plenty of money to J twenty, he is not happy. t little freak of humor—threatening "s lives with a loaded pistol—they ater familias rushed to police hi quarters in search of an oflicer. He will be a father-in-law hereafter to his unruly son, he didn’t ys. WEATHER PROVERDS, < is the gentleman who sent the following tribution for Hazen's “* Weather Proverbs ‘a to k'ia kia kwarp; Jo hiba” | When the sun is in bis ra Mt | comicbooks.com