Judge — November 17, 1883 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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roared the rest of the Cabinet Don’t cock your judicial rection,” shouted the Seeretary “I won't have it. x, Bill easy does it,” or Department. ¥ does nothing!” answered the wn. ler. 1 don’t_propose ladelfy boiled-frill-shirt shy ndocs in my direction, You ve iv he my d Navy: whispered the Ini to av no P ter sli n r me Bill! Bill! Billy Interior. * Bill nothing! the matter with Brews- he thinks I'll make more outer my divey with Jack Roach on them last contracts than he for pulling the wires for Dorsey and his again remonstrated the He's mad. ‘That's what's because T must rise to protest the Secretary of State. when rupted by Admiral Chandler up ver mouth, you old New clam! Go and learn to write ter that don’t contain mor grammatical errc allt Mr, “the conduct of t is the most diss mimenced was inters with “Shut sev fossilized an official let- in fourteen that‘ll take er of!” Pr point the matter with you?” ironically asked New-Hampshire Bill, as he in a significant manner threw an ink- at the head of the Secretary of the Ti which, however, did no further d. knocking off the spit-c forehead of the President's. priva and covering one of the walls of the Department with ink. bee-hunting, Gresh, or your Pre spirations will addle what few brains ws of Indiana allow you.” > would ‘ew Hampshire — @ Secretary of the Ifthe would-hav pr from ymmenced peen-but-couldn't Gov- ernor of New York don’t quit. slingin ots at the could-have- r-but-didn't-want-ter from New Hampshire, th -have-been- it-he'd-wanted-ter-but-didn’t-want-ter Si tor from N. Hampshire will take a's portunity of making a b Rave-beon-but-couldn't at he’d-wanted- dy op- ull of the would- Governor of New THE JUDGE. K EXPRESSIONS FROM MODERN LITERATURE. Yor nd fire it at the heul of the Secretary of War, wh grinning at the could-have-been-if-he'd- ed-ter-but - did” nt-want-ter Senator from New Hampshire like a sick poodle, and whispering something he thinks d—d funny in the clon Iandsome Chet, who, but for the the could-have-been-if- he'd-wanted-ter- but- didn't-want-ter Senator from New Hamp- layed in his official position airy of the Navy and Boss of all the is talent of handed down to p s President of the most imbecile Aministration that ever ex- derision of the American people f every nation on earth, breathlessly rolled forth Silly du Chandler in his most sonorous sea- faring tones In an instant the couneil-chamber was in and the wate old Republican party we throats—and Bill Chandler Tt did not last le livan of the Cabinet) whole ranch in Sceretary of th usury over his wiped the floor with the Postmaster General: plastered the ceiling with a beautiful Attor- ney-General frese stood the Secretary of State on his head ina corner: left the Seere- tary of War for dead in the cuspido d the Interior Department on the table for re- made the President take an iron- 1 Jack Roach in sented should be paid withou it looking over by people, Cabinet at every one’s, Will (the Johu T aned out the impertin or Congre truthful details ef the onvulsed the entire na- and caused intense excitement in Kal- amazoo. nu have th ‘The coming season here promises to | very hilarious ot Alre on foot to usher in the appropriate manner. wife have ordered a new doo: is in contemplation to lay down a new strip of oilcloth in the hallway. Senator Hill, of Colorado, has ordered a ton of coal. Senator Hale, of Maine, ordered a bar- ouche, and Senator Miller, of New York, or- ent from his door. ty As the rich color mounted te her brow, she buries her face in hist ete had his house cal- Alister Suc new mort; pleasing. Minister We know, has lately ulty for relations. on tirst came te Washi the Wash hist ower, jaws were on irs that he is a wid- intimation that he nees and ten- pretence adan had been der han then, to ter: then up popped two hitherto unthe f daughters and ent wouldn't b surprised if the next social seandal doesn’t take the form of four or five women jump- ing up like female jacks-in-the-box, each chiming the H Je West as husband. Billy MeGinni tely been rusti- 4 . has returned, and will resume ion of capper for a brace-game, neral Reale is at hei General Sherman isin St. General ume he vour correspon “arly are still up the erumbs that fall’ from the na Lottery rich man’s table, and ( Provisions can still be found in every repu- table grocery. There h at_many faith-cures lately, but probably the most rer any took place here only two days m of the War Dey number of months a 1 ve been ag . Bryce heen r attendant ‘om had fre- quently let Bryee Macdoon run his face for stacks of reds, and B. M. always toed the mark the next morning if he lost the even- ing before—which he usually did. ‘Two days ago Bryce was decapitated ‘at the Depart- ment, but Tom didn’t know it. ‘That even- ing Bryce struck Tom for three stacks, at a hundred a st ‘Tom, having faith in his customer, gave up like a little man. Bryce lost, and the next morning ‘Tom was inform- ed that Bryce had departed for his home in the interior of Michi © more faith for Tom—he’s cured. comicbooks.com