Judge — November 17, 1883 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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u \| THE JUDGE. nd 328 Pearl St., (Franklin Square.) NEW YORK. NOE A WEEK TERMS ‘TO SUBSCRIBERS CORRESPONDENTS. PEOPLE WHO LIKE ELECTIONS. | Ix the eyes of ple, main drawback to the R many } and wise poo too—the of our Constitution, the form of United the multiplicity and frequency of Th val at unnece: ican government, as exemplified in the States, y argue that the e¢ our elec suffers ar uphe tervals; that business is deran, ndstill while we Hl, that of an of- tooust | another tyro in his place, | thing is me are electi aman can hardly af tall here is a good deal of sound sense fice befor 1 election comes alon him and in in their argument; and, certainly, if the untry be in a feverish state while in election, a recurrence of that fever cannot be good for the healt any Bat all this Tue Jer these matters But th zens who we ength and stamina of “constitution,” written or physical. amatter for argument, and £ is not listening to argument on st now, is one section of our fellow-citi- TA not willin through the let Oo} fices and office-seekers mul ly till life were one lon gly see a single election hand breadth of this fair ‘They would rather see of- lied indetinite- every day we and tyle themselves persons of an election a. political canvass. I gentlemen, who great inglvence, but whom ad public speaks of a * shoulder-hitters s *theelers,” ** rounders, and “petty ward poli- THE JUDGE. ticians, tens off swill. Elections are at once their bu- si and their recreation. they drink wine and smo! » imported cigars in the piping times of peace they smoke cab- bage and drink fusil-oil whisky when they on the whole, they are clined he exciting period of a can- we cannot blame them if they some for the van- ished cake lively contest when by isover. they subside inte the din; -room of their leetic Tt is human H—not of it, it is trae—but still it is human nature And so it happens that some people like elec ward when the nature, that is very € THE HARVEST GROUND. Wes Christopher Columbus discovered America some few probably did field he dustry. the hundred years ago, he realize what to Nn extensive was ing ine reckoned country into the nd of the needy; but it ha o. What is the first idea of the who fine per He could scarcely up Lu rape have developing new harvest done foreigner himself or herself in. peen America and get money. If the s here and strait Onve » go to there, everythi ms easy foreigner bea titled male, American heiress. If he be untitled he can hew Arnold, ultimate marries easier than that, come here and lecture like M like Osear Wilde. result is th If the fore Patti or Ni nor like Irving and Ellen even simpler; M realized a snug of perha the an ume. gner ean sing ampanini, or act Terry, the problem is well and pnd there quisite. ortane other than that of the Lily, Ided to en There He i no doubt ure scores inst con- picuous which ni for snrage needy Pri of Wales, for instance. said to be in debt. We that he could ar off all his liabilitics and realize ners to Visit us. have » of thirty ks liberal induce- There is plenty of money over her Walk up, ye embarr: nobility from the oth share of it. We have Langtry, ask Schalehi — hundreds of them, weeks. Die ments, on would offer him now is your time. You are p money eno’ sitively too ditfident. th for everybody; ask Arnold, Mapleson, We give you Gerster, THE NEW COMMANDER IN CHIEF. Tue command of the United wen formally vested in Gene Sheridan the sword of office to the ates army Hl Phil. General Sherman has surre hero of has pred fatten:off'an‘election:as a ‘hog tat- | During election | ifying phase | but ability is by no means re- | The | Ride.” It is not a mighty command, per- | haps, compared to that of some of the stand- ing armies of older countries, but it is a od thing as times go. It is essentially what is known as “a soft thing”; it is pre- eminently ‘a good billet,” good pay and little work: 1 hot many of them. one to fight but Indians, and Not too many men to look after cither. ne. command and One thing ‘The enlisted men might be relieved from some of the duty of which they hav might bi cessive fatigue 1 complaining. ght be looked il of and delving At any rate, their complaints t into and attended to as far as cour . more or les must be done, and there see but soldiers to do it; but 1 to be no or with a spade in an officer's potato patch is not exactly the kind of * field duty” soldiers are enlisted to perform. When the miller told that will be beaten plowshares and spears into reaping hooks; uni es We swor into but until that time comes, we cannot wonder if sok rs object todo much of such tr General Sheridan pathise with h is more likely to liers in this feeling tha nd the of commanders will probably be a one with the army. was his precedessor, cha popul | | THERE'S MILLIONS IN IT. Socrery is stirred to its lowest depths— | society is aly M nd + being stirred to its lowest depths. would rate, more prettily. red by thea socivty is bein ment that a marriage is on th marri: is always Ithier the b re inter 1 is only the 1 monds, the the ravishing her tre interesting the irties are the is attached to the marriage. at The wealthier the re profuse will be her dia- » the the word?—the au. And what is and w contracting ‘al. bride, more bewildering her lac more more—what is more it that lends such interest to the marriage @ de mode as diamonds and laces and trousseaux? Well, the we ure ugitatin little a ding whose first faint ramors ety may fairly be expected toz y wedding hitherto rticul Mr. Geo. uld is mentioned as the bri in these interesti groom; Miss Just think of it, nel Sellers would say “there vould is th Jlossus: C Carrie Astor as the bride. As dear old are millions in it.” George of the original telegrs Astor is the d of the origi Capital, nowadays, seeks nd seeks Miss Aste g. the mateh apital. George Pecuniarily speak- highly suitable one. onomy the young couple may look forward to i lence in their old age. ‘The Jrner wishes them joy. in ems | With reasonable MAN wants but little here below, but when it comes to the graveyard he wants a lot. I instance—a stop-wateh, comicbooks.com