Judge — November 17, 1883 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. Taking Object Lessons. | Mr. A. C. ALMY incipal of the High | School of Hempstead, La L..tis a teacher of ogressive ideas,” and believes in object Simmerton does not. nm was administered in t The object, whieh was a round, stanee, was projected from id, though the observer ce of this distance the exact 2 of the compound, it Limpression of | n his lower jaw, be discontinue nits to the new proce Crown F g,” in the dentist’s chair, to repair dam: Brows call his wife's beauty ++ pensive le He calls it * expensive | TH, STREETS. (WE METER JUST MEPORE ELECTION TIS AT ANY OTHER THM. loveline On the other hand Mr. Brown says that B. used to beg one of her Takes it * Nachul.” Distinction and Difference. tiny cast-off slipy keep as a memento, — w the ash bar Wo without such a Quy, yas, 1 sends my tiny: ter-sdlioal : poke of Jones, anit he does not seem to take any avde weather's hot, but when it's cool pe pluck was always hard interest init, On the contrary he curs saat hohe ail? Helps moc “oh, 1 Brown, in cure the garbage man don't get around in time, Chates:torluily:hitn sto old y and wonders how in thander Mrs. Brown ws yer life i: said 1, ** suppose t manages to kick her feet through her shoes 4 give the lad a lift in such an incredibly short spuce of time or toll af ” said Brown Is the Carroll-Nolan divorce suit, whieh | But always ter his duty stan’, | Pthink youd bettentet: him was brought toaclose on the 2ith ult. at) Whuther ehoppin’ wood or plowin’ kui’, again I mentioned Jone Albany, the defendant was made F And said [ lindn’tscen hi at the verdiet of * ; ait he Vas yer cher seed— “y jumped to his . f 5 my erced. gyrations, which re the Divorce Dance,” shook hands with | A hog, dat is, ef juicy veal . ch juryman, and left the cor handy. An’ setise! De boy's smart: a carroll that drew the sparrows in | Ken spell his ni all by Heart, numbers twittering around him. I wants de chile ter study how, Happy Carroll! AW’ fet 4 ter taw, = — Would Jike for him ter be a judg [ey rac ane Jouy Doxoncr’s wife had him arrested | Whar he'd settle many a grudge. STlook & COLLIER Managers three months ago ill treatment and sent | oy. . to Ludlow Street. jail, She instituted divorce | “Psin’t no trouble fur him ter learn, — proceedings against him, but on Saturday fire ter burn. relented and he was relea t, = As socn as he found himself at liberty he Kind ob | . a proceeded to her residence on Tenth avenue, | He wand a scholar mo: and belabored her most unmercifully with a 1 fotch ten books beer can. It is evident to the Judge that John Do-nu-hue to behave himself, and he | Obs sas. he takes in 1 farnin” nacho ? CRICKET ON THE WEALTH is accordingly sent up for six months. se LSS ie OUT — | The Farewell Kiss. At Lockport lately a German by the na | . oe PERG of Olifant Ttompted to run down the 4 ‘Tie tain was pulling : SED Ey EEO: P. M. passenger train of the N. Y. Central | When down the depot platfor and haa on River Railroad with his double | A female, who, by mig wagon well loaded with giggling occupants, | Was tryit ! The result was a maimed horse, a demolished | © + who's wagon and the seattered occupants alla. | Called to the engineer to ste tt” when picked up by the bystanders, | And he. though much Mr. Olipant should read the story of “the | Shut off the steam—tl ram butting the wall. The panting female then drew ne And soon there broke upon the ¢ “Ove is | A sound somewhat like the ‘+ dull thud” Over the garden wall,” she sung—and | Teard when a foot's pulled from the mud over he walle neat, Aa there sand | Heard when a foots lll from the mon | Y SPIRE EXTINGUISHER. in the song to indicate that it was a spiked printed on her lips a kiss LET! SF tavwaro.Gen Agent. wall, and a big bull-terricr thirsting for gore | Was kissed herself, t left the tra RA 401 Broudway N.Y.City on the other side, the youthful Rom » left. | Which soon sped on its way j the centre of his pants on the spikes, the tail | Good-natured * Pop.” who likes a joke. of his coat and a portion of his right ear for | i rt Looked calmly on, then slowly sp. the dog to chew on. He knows now why | «2X nan who wouldn't stop, 1 ween, they call hima ‘tear-e-car.” (Pautented.) | ‘po Jet two women kiss is mh —Baldirin's Railay Guide “LE wonder where he I wish he'd hay nd this w He's just the man [ want tom You haven't heard? Why He made a rousing pile on wheat LAST THREE WEEKS OF JOSEPIL JEFFERSON tn Sem ae “Wien is a door not adoor?” When itis | ajar. Oh no; that answer belongs to the | Japan is ing civilized. It ‘THE MOST POPULAR IN USE. first decade of the last century. Now-a-days, | recently had a fire in a theatre by which Leading Nos.: 048, 14, 130,333, 161, adoor is not a door when its a negress—an | seventy-five lives were lost_and a number of Fon Sats wr att Srarioxens, egress, See? | people greatly injured.e-Oi City Blizzard. comicbooks.com