Judge — November 10, 1883 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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HE JUDGE. sment i tat pres Tur Jopee, reat atime, n New Y we there t would 1 telephenie « ny bige amemaaty id fo glas: wht the mensarite w s the per ind two ast worth andre it of or stage to en thin that e box w thou- nd Del | have felt. Letter if | asly bothered him 1 her pretty but she can | ed from an robe, Gerster has been i Mapleson the singers that He can nd of the Abbey, nar queer and is st yo at the sea- or the other is sure to win, | Whatever may n st manager, in bis hand ay be son’s shortcom- | s certain, he is | new wine into old bot- | Celebrated Case, and ‘The | ito have q an flavor | s of ( plan, Morrison, Ram- | k. in time strike that have proved « ion re, and | “ourteenth Street and Dollars Moths, at Wal- Sarony has suc- the “charming s than we ; but Russian ladies, limber-jointed than other female ‘anny must have gone through a vi nurse of calisthenics and light gymnasties, though, to bece proficient. Kate Claxton has removed The Sea of Ice from MeKee Rankin nd Roland m there now, and és exhib- iting his unbounded Cheek as usual, Att ‘asino, the FE r Student b gars de ion (no cha for this joke), and Marie Prescott: has hed New York andience—this time at- the ‘Twenty-third Street ‘Theatre ina play bad ened ave been written by Oscar Wilde him his building seems to be nn tunate, anyhow. “Salmi Morse’s A. Bustle Among th tticoats, was the first play produced here: then came the ill-fated opera 1, followed by Charlotte Thompson in Marshall's "The Romanoff. Last Harkins as Richelien, and snow Be Br alist! at The Grand Ope Jefferson, at the U anny Davenport, at the their ear Daly's, and Jack's, are popular hh ceeded in phe Fanny Fede in ne k haps they «yu and shin more atti eh abo and pe more Marry ment Annie u is still progressing Thateher, Primrose and West nt business at the nd The Picnic continues at Har Show is over, but the Amer! can Institute Fair is still in operation. Regarding the great tragedian. at ‘The Star, and the new play at The Standard, Tue duper takes the papers, and reserves his decision until the next issue, “<Ivst the thing for a birthday present to | my wife” said Mr. Lardkine, a rich pork | merchant who was traveling in Europe with his hetter-half, and he read aloud Order of Isabella of Spain, $9. he Lion and Sun of Persia, 89.” + ‘The Garter—ah, that would suit you my 1 Lardkine sprouse and at that Lardki Why, Queen wears but one.” uy do fe ; but I would want a shouted Victoria never » heard :but Vm own at the it is fashionabl », not insisted Mrs, Lardkine. r the Queen, 17 way of dressir not goin heel ju by a good sight, Miss CHAMBERLAIN is still in high favor at the British Court, says gossip. It is well- known that the Prince of Wales has ordered li portait of her from an English | tist of high note, He has offered h echt | the s rents of this yet more silly auty, for an Antumn cruise. He d with ‘the fair American and pays her excep- tional honor. She is also invited to visit for several days at Cumberland Lodge, Windsor, with the Princess Christian, where she will meet a distinguished party Don’t all set sail for England at girls, even though you have pretty fi charming mahners, but stay in America and marry some solid man, who will not flatter nd ‘pet you fora month or a season, but will love and care for you all your life. once, sand really al | by ten or twelve of tH | other dutie Answers to Correspondents. Ty ning —We tly * willl be the end earn that * begin: see no bud of prom yur WwW in your contribution—nothing to le improvement. We but cannot waste tis Tyro.—If ht be led to € that our 1 us to hope for ourage talent, ur MS. in cold felo ihe w a saw y ype The F request you mi thou mpl very equiescence in yu publis at tremble alone. 3.3. Mi to such a roptie, 1 Stick to your “ems” and let th Jepar eanuot F * purposes We beli n of hearty laughter, not in tears tery ein the wis his paper is neither Its editor is neither morgue nor a ceme ern or. ner. Owst—Y basket be return all rejected MS uur verses are acceptable—to our waste © notice to contributors on the editorial at our own eX pense would involve a pa of the Qein— is accepted, subject to certain which, in our j however, be abl Let us hear T. M. d.—Remember t are called, but few chosen few-—not this lly pe rev en quizzical sketch of men and things 1 alterations, Jed, We may not, to publish it for some weeks yet in ment, are ne m you ag Serips Ye at least re phrase, Many re chosen ot of our Jaxer. —We eandit n our fair correspon inst Wee aMatus” i re dexterous with stitches and quicksanc nt, for the life of us, sce your verses, We hope J than distiches rhy divi ism Jestetts.—What injury did we ever inflict upon i less task of wading through yr siven your address to our Jud; te nd, as the sof our criminal courts r pas ing of death, May God have merc sen on your soul! Ruyaeree.—Why feel so hurt over « two weeks ago? we intended to be Fanswer By our halidome, we swear that feel asint with you—but we Don’t tempt us further, c By the Nine Muse—y we feel like kill y now the consequences even "you! Tie man, Frank Mason, who is serving out aterm for Peniten St. Louis and one in ‘Terre Haute, Ind a man can want with two wives is a hen-pecked over the an- newspaper before him, wife is enor me, goodness knows, When we have our little arguments you'd think, if you were passing the house; there was a dozen women in the jam, and no man apparent. If 1 am nowhere with one wife, where would I be with a dozen? isa conundrum I often more hu: ement with tl One Mr. Hexry would read th allow it. If lor wouldn't ‘aylor read it to the neglect of . Mrs. T. had ar If he was a poor reader and insisted on read- ing it alond hour after hour, when she was in no frame of mind to listen, or if he select- ed objectionable passages such as ** women. obey your husband’s,” Mrs, T. would natur- ally become ‘ riled” and request him to “shut up.” vlor asks for a divorce on the above nd the case is to have a hearin; before a jury. Then wo shall know the why’s and wherefores. comicbooks.com