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THE JUDGE. Chronicles of Gotham. CHAPT t came to p of Politicians had returned from XXL . even from that lind, and the eamp which beareth the name of the be of Kleveland. the hi were not agreed selves—there was turl . harmony, ndid Kelley, called the Bo: Hearken to me, little men Pa-many will y unto ye, Ewill give to them F th: yea, will T give © or two to make them glad, x, Big Injun of the { Mogul of the Dim- or if they ‘dis 1 will arise 1b them: 9, They shall né their votes wil me in but and use my power the dweliers in the hear this vd did. say: the loud braymeg! While nd to find themselves thing. cither way, for were they not p or the fight great scercey? and th fore did not make loud eries. 7 12. And as the time drew ne for cl ing of the rule ind law-maker ne of the fighting men did incre th nen did not light with with their jaws, and by the w tongues 13. And the manner this w One of a certain would arise, and in a loud voice ery aloud all he knew or could make up about the character and good ne ft mm. of his tribe ; but would cast reproaches and vile w y even bear false wit against the the tribe opposing him. 14. And the men of th gather round, and yell, and chee aloud, And the dran trumpe and great was tl 15. nd there we banners, and tound fro, and bonfires and illu- and many shekels nt And to the large number of epistles the camp: 17. And the reading of them did make the office-holder quake, pay to the big men of the tribes Ww 18. Peradve (in the language of their of the fight was in tribe camps would nd shout would bea e Noise flags ane shekels a nt through ure he did not pay, he \ g f the camp) * bounced and held no longer office in the camp. 19. Now while these thir were | done by the lesser men of the oth men and the mighty ones were busy their own manner; 20, And the n go to the men who had an axe that necded grinding; and they did say: that when the men man of nd the for was he not obliged to | hats anner of their doing was to Twill roar, that Lill doany man’s heart good to . Give to us your votes, and shekels, and we will in full way to make nw dull An Hants, and « and the money-ehimgers did t and we will do as you w hin the tin ne. . And, lo and be d—for the Da-lah, win these days the battle of the at which will old, they got what god of the cam is * fieree and le no man know he tribe that h 1 the most tricke! camp of Gotham—for is it 1 sters and they that dost ily, a day of chan ni nigest money + is the best in the roled by trick- | Catsare fashionable. They always have been in the back yard, but this fall fashion that they come to the front, and en peeping from be. id feathers of fashionable id muff It is an ill wind that blows nobody ” With the slaughter of the innocent felines we shall be sure of quict ats, Maynone bo left tosing the praises of the departed on the fence during the wee ’ hours. IVACTOR. + me.—Midsummer Night’s Dream. A Talpable Hit. yseems worthy to | livion of most lded to the n of smart repartees credited Tire following little be resened fre i reprinted to the Trish “A New Ei the other day sucee COOK about waitress she * Mary, then, mms O'Connor, » is Irish, ‘ 1s born in “Oh, but that makes no differenc : she is not an American.’ ‘Well, in. faith; perha ain't, ma’am. ‘They tell me the real ones red.” Mr. Jorn ©. I the author of the sale of his book. Thomy of “Major Jones’ Courtship” made only about 81,200, by that excellent contribution to literature, but then courtship is seldom profitable. RIS. Joxguiy Mu “ Boston Common has become a disgraceful p hat else could be expected of a thing that is common? it comicbooks.com