Judge — October 27, 1883 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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That Stage Wedding. PORT OF THE PRIZE JOKE | THAT was a not of the Baldwin ‘Theatre he enrtain was down A TRUTHFUL Hi thering on thi wer by their manager to the Freeman wed the s hour | theeventful ocea scrichand varied nature, and made brilliant by the elegant toilets and fla diamonds of the and fashion present, and yet more brilliant still by the sp x gems of wit of the gentlemen " e-Known and hounteons hospitalities of th sussured a bountiful supply of choice viands and flow of ruby wine, and all went merry ats a mar bell. been pp tisfact guests, toasts were drunk in th Aling Vintages of sunny Sonoma, and many happy responses enlived the fleeting hours, groaning board was. presided « prince of good fellows, Harry ¢ Ina few neat and w gr the dusky the auspicious ny manner reminded them ¢ ral speeches were to follow, called upon Nick Luning to propose the first nundrum of fore. The festivit on were « » whe sured forfeit nd he would t have to pay anything if itwas a bad one, he blushingly asked, ** Why, is Me, Freeman un as high in him to g “T Know nervously fi “Why Mex. Badlam, who was he ice out of his glass. get higher.” tel fell unde ydidu't tu np and said. But table, but tl eral Ba ot Hyer That's what he . absently his water goblet with 2 + Alex, said hecould’t and the yreat jourt at Who was himself winking at one plantation t the other end of the table, and consequently did not see Pixley’s wink. umpag more Ifve “Why, mon, dinna ye ken, 7 suddenly claimed” Peter Robertson of the Ch “the nude Freeman ean gang tt hi cause he has all the Hyer he ean have already, me * This Incid and masterful ex} Rube Lloyd, who remarked, Ox micle, rer, be= sation wok up If it ple your tion that the no higher-— more higher,” chipped in Crocker. 1, can’t get no more highe “ Dot's shust der case, 1 Chairman n Then I object.” e Mr. Lk “Tt is easy to see that M man can more Hyer by marrying the other sister.” a dreadful silence fell over the gents, until suddenly Alex. lam moved to adjourt fully prevailed.—San Francisco Wasp. Ir is said that a certain millionaire in this city was a horse car conductor thirty yea ago. Those were the good old days when it was imperative to ** punch in tl sence of the passenger. Journal. explained Mr. Pix. | T understand counsel on the | ind the motion tear- | THE JUDGE. mn by the | The | that | S it is possible for THE TAILORS GOOSK, Several Kinds of Girls. Os this m following pointers to our your Sal Vation, “ Annie Mosity. ittie Maginn. H I—Heitie Rodoxy. A sweet girl—( very ph \ Summer \ sick girl A smpoth girl— Amelia Ration A seedy sirl—( Ander, One of the best girl— A clea rh A geometrical girl—Dolly Gon —Rheda Dendron can't get Anervous ¢ A muscular girl—Callie Sthenies. A lively girl—Annic 1 irl—Millie T: 1 of all—Your A MAN in Coalville wh torpedo with a hammer peat the operation ‘3 as he is not expect days, his friends | Herald. 1 to li on, st interesting tepie we vive the nen readers — Merchant Traveler he lives;”and | that was argued by ger than three believe him.—Norristown | The Youth and the Guitar. | ‘Tienr, is a time in the life of every body | when he is taken with the fever to learn to | play the The fever comes on about | in falls in love, and that | isat the fifteen. He may | think he i at twelve years of | that is 0 symptom! Ai fourteen he is | makes him tired to carry it are | been reading novels in which th a Spar Italian lover fan stume, who takes goes to serenule the girl in the the w and throws a ki and then comes down hersel they lallygag on the g i love and cateh co thinks that is about the finest scheme that he dl he decides to obtain a gui- there is a weird, attic, that is betwee , ic of a breeze wire window sereen up for a Sflat, with j vy thumbs the strings of nee, when his futher 1s not ms of the time when he can play ay amiment to a love song, and put on a velvet et, trimmed with gold wide comb ‘0 to the house of vir and warb) the blick mus- is always dressed she comes to at the and lover, ghostly sound mond, and fails to d ne, but how tupuntil he w skin ott his fing bout which t by his father, who follows up the 1 sound, and takes the boy b © minutes shakes the love s him at work mowing first princ he works, ve he neck and int Tout of him and y hay in th that will take the incipient fourteen-ye love fa bey like mowing away hay ina barn, He does not | to dream of © Spaniard with th 1 the beauti- ful girl at the casement dressed in. flowin Wher hair dina blue to pitch hay or be covered up, s hay. — Peeks Sun, athe pitel Colored Provisions. Eve his faverite story, and t Hon. . Flower tells the following : One day an old ne carrying a burden on i the exeeutive chamb on the floor, ambled into. wed his load ck ob de " I har dar some pervishuns in de con’station fer de Hed man, and Tam har to get some ob em, he Whitehall Ti. Ir other proof were wanting, the depart- ure of the Ancient and Honorable Artillery Company from their native heath would be suflicient. evidence of the sever water famine in Boston.— Boston + Is shaving a nee is the question ern debating so- ¢ When a vote was taken it was noted that all the down-lipped {and all the old men “No Phila. Call.