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| | | | i] i | f | t | THE JUDGE. | Hamlet Revived. Mcrpny heard cows in his orchard the T owe my other night, and slipping out the back way, F | Todrav, or not todraw, that is the question, {iypeared suddenly near the front bee Restoration | Whether ‘tis safer in the player to take "! : lo Health | ‘The awful risk of skinning for a str a fig i 4 vast . | Or, standing pat, to raise ‘em all the limit, eure ne the and Beauly | And thas, by bluffing, to get it, to draw—to lake ant” earectned lo the | skins ster M he |) Nomore—and by that skin to get a full pier Slirenday Bho} CUTICURA | Ortwo y ° fi in” kings by the collar, and refused to | That luck is heir te ummation tat yn doin’, yelled. the old Devontly to be wishe sto skin: man, » know them ‘cows has be | hance to. bust—aye, there's the rab in here three or fone times? Oh, ng raptions, chine For || For in that draw of three, what cards may was the answer, “but this was only a calf. | come The old man was pacified, but Adolphus, When we have shuffled off the uneertain | who was standing ont in the road waiting a the great Skin Cure, natanty allay Itching and tn pack, ay os developments, wasn't; and Miranda will Ho, Sengy ine sate anc Scalp, benln Uleere and Sores, | Must give us pause. “There's the respect never understand the coldness that has Tolle Reyes Which makes calamity of a bob-tailed flush, sprang up between them.—Peek’s Sun. sGicacy For who would bear the overwhelming blind, T Intent w the little boys, The reckless straddle, the wait on the ed insolence of pat hands, and the lifts t patient merit of the bluffer takes, summer je errwhere. Pri Ae Rewuiven BL Porree Da Go bathing in every stream they tind, find, find: When he himself might be mach better off Returni ne they feel $10.00 REWARD By simply ng? Who would trays up While twisting like an eel sia babe He hold, The little shingle pattering behind, “hind, “hind. nosexcred 3 line And go out on a small progressive raise, Somercilte Journal, The undi A Positive Cure is may Sach hands must bow, puz ELY'S And makes ws rather keep the chips we have, | CREAM Baba, 2 Than be curi about hands we know not ‘To any sufering with Cetarrd or Breachitis who earnestly desire relief, | cam forntsh a means of Per- Positive Core. A Home Treatment. Ko charge for consultation by mall. Valuable Treatise Free. Certificates {rem Doctors, Lawyers, Ministers, Busipess-mea. Address Rev. 1. P. CHILDS, Troy, Odio. Rose Cold, jf H ofa four-heart flush CAaTARR' rk and cursed club, And thus tl ative hi Is sicklied with some And speculators in a jac! card their inter Not a Good Conductor. pal [ the cable cars in AYRE this city h. r ion tosmile quite - = audibly when the conductor was approached CANDY by some ac who addressed him with “Hello, Milk. Ashes a The eyebrows of the aforesaid nickle- gatherer would contract, and his thirty-stone bosom would heave with indignation while | his lips would mutter something that no one | with an ear-trampet might construe inte a | horrible oath. | Mr. Milk was not a mild-mannered m || nor was he gentle as the summer sun whe || it is breathing over sleepi | cross and peevish, cold | | Very mi | S.F- Havwarp, Gen tAgent ‘407 Broadway N.Y.City alleys. He was stern, and his companions were never permitted to ap- = SS = proach even the outer circle of the whirl- Bonton, Mam The Forelgn Exhibition of Products, Arts and Manufactures, Opens in Sept, || pool of his frame, and on account of his auerie ees acca. | ay ae ent he pene now toall.on ©. B, NORTON NATH'L J. BRADLEE FREDERIC W. LINCOLN. | || old lady, a neighbor of the family of the | | conductor, heard him addressed as “* Mr. N EXHIBIT 5, Milk,” and she questioned her frie rid con : { cerning it, and was informed that it was Opens in Boston Sept. Sd, 1883. | only a nick- iven him on account of ‘in the U ited States the abow ment is of great importance, from | ral course of t far as can be indicated at present, | | why | ll parties arra nt to reach Boston at the end of their several trips. i] y The prom of at least HALF A MILLION, | | | to him, even and our re ell to bear in mind that there will 1 wer be such an opportunity offered again to yA acy of a sour disposition,” “Well,” was the reply, “because he is | not a good conductor. “But what has milk to do with that?” asked the old lady. Well, madame, don’t you know that milk is not a good turns sour in a thunder st IREL. ITALY. Belgium and Germany stand pre inent, and special attention i: invited Paintings and Statuary ¢ on. One of the Rajahs—Taj he curious musical instruments used in the East’ Indies, | TLAND. Suow me the way up toa higher plane Wheeler, the Western poete: to the ma; Certainly, Ella; just step up into the eleva. | cut tor, and tell the conductor to let you out at nfs will be ente Visi Band, Tyrol jon by the music of the Hungarian Band. the Canadian | an Quartet chestra, and other foreig: the top floor, Plenty of room up here.— | “The Aumittance Fee will be Fifty Cents, aud there can be n0 question Dut that visitors will feel so} Y. Commercial. | horoughly satisfied with their experience that they will repeat their visit many times. | comicbooks.com