Judge — September 1, 1883 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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0 THE SUDGE, THE ORE anor. INDIAN nh A BOOM FOR ARTHUR sy. Mickey, Lain’t fer Buffaler Bill fer Presid: Mter—and then he's one of our Yourn— Welle, eo: \ Aunt Maggie's Address to the MY POSITION. President. Mr. Prestpest—t am the childr mother of two “Tie LiNcozs boom is about to begin in | dead earnest. We graphs harping on t ibility of old Abe's son, rm | took inte consideration th Mf King Solomon, whose wholes a good name is rather to be and forthwith to para. ul exeentive eoln.” chosen thin named my el the father « ond bears th Now it stands to reason that When named her children after the noble, that she feels her impor- old | are juments in her family, and ever sition among men of your and when he gets mad twitch his hane hold his breath untit he looks like he’ great and t a blood vessel. 1 saw the blood bile up in) tance, The names of thi aun his face when he and just sts anding. it, he MY STYLE OF DRESS nd they need 1 fem Ith. So you've g ose of your ton upside down the ‘ob Lincoln for Presi- flice myself.” anyhow iprove their hei Is descriptive. You all try to ape foreign nations, anyhow: and jand and France theyre ag lent ane | jects to wear whenever they appear before detit, and Iw ; you. [haven ne tosuch dude When L heard Thom: erson talk that Wilde or Mrs. Langtry to get up t way I knew there was no use shufiting the | but to the woods of our own glorious land. question, set my household in order to) The skirt of my a sky-blue ground, leave home for a spell. with red rosebud ered helter-skelter all When I would turn : people ity nigh losin ents the anny sky and At my native land. ~My" polo- ground, with white mi ed on it, and represents th re-hive embrold- atry depended on mi Mop, and bees flying all t up to the President and fired away, | about, represents industry. Like the bees, him | if you let me alone, I’ll tend to my hive and there it emed like the world | over it, and rep for there was sweet flowe is a fin p who bear big names, When they but touch me and I'll sting. M snd ear-ri gold hum birds, with ru he birds ar g down towards werson my dro they represent and beauty, whieh, if wantin found anywhere among our found it in hovels and. in pa . trimmed in yellow jes ekles. You se «four birds are after the flower rl on top is nd repr pearl sca- humming bire its hummi ppreciated, and, for once, let America take | the lead in the styles MY POLITICS on the order of anold South- Are very mu ern darkey, who, dur very often heard the word mplicity asked her mistre Fanny, who am dat ar M Am she any kin to gut Miss Ticks what libs ober de creck dit think some of our politicians if us ignoran . from the manner in which they n | age our Government. If the newspaps the truth, the in Congr hey say aman isn able unless he has’ made a land dled the Government, or been divorces England and France must have a mighty l opinion of us. Don’t you know that they'll talk | like other people « orrup pin in her this is not much he bors ju stan would a what virtu children. ‘The childrer is beyond calculation, about one th mouths are watering to rec hair you now upon, yo will not seem to anytl pockets, r he we tion, I i chance at a Preside any purity to be found, perhaps small boys once in a while we m it. Do away with Democrats, Radicals and Greenhackers, and bring out’ Mark Ty and Bill Arp for our next President, Let t do the voting, and keep the men men out of the ballot box. [vs an poor place for a woman unle: to shoot a pistol or has nerve enous cut Jaman when he hus a spiritual fask in his pocket, and suit my tast v how. 8 too affectionate. It don’t Mark ‘Twain and Bill Arp ave got more hard sense than any two men in America, yourself included, ‘Tlicy’ll know how to ms so as to level-header befriend the po upright men, who will and necdy, aud give every body in the land an office.” They will let ail dren go to circuses, and, being Presi dents, will not uddle their brains. ‘They've done got used to high places too long talk about. I know Arp and Twain, and th re glorious old fellows who have had a | hard time trying to keep the United S| in order with their pens; and, as a reward, they deserve the Presidential chair. | AUNT MaGorE 0 10 comicbooks.com