Judge — August 18, 1883 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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A Dull Pawnbroker. Tue other day a Detroit pawnbroker re- ceived a call from a young man with the tan and freckles of the country on his face and n nd an old-fashioned bull e watch in his hand which he desired to pawn. Vhere you lef?” asked the pawnbroker. | “Oh, out here a few mil “ Vhere you got dot vhach? “Tt used to be dad’s, but he gave it to me. ‘The broker looked him over with a sus- picious glance, and asked and received his name, and the + Vhy you vhants to pawn dot vhatch, eh?” ** Well, Tnced a little mone: * Dot looks s ec, I call der boleec + Suspiciou man. ** Say, difference bet anc that gal wanti water and st him out of his last ¢ start a sheep ranch, * Oh, dot vhas it, eh? dollar, Dot makes it all ash blain as der und I he you haf some ere—two and one makes tree.” Detroit Free Press, and I guess repeated the young if you don’t know the ven a thief selling his plunder nan in town with his gal, and ¢ peanuts and eandy and sody -car rides until s| cleaned nt, you'd better go and Vhell, [ gif you | ALBANY GIR are so modest that they will n disrobe in a room where there is -Whitehall Times. And there re- lin Buffalo who will not live ina house with a mansard roof.— Rochester Ex- press. ‘The fact remains, however, women telegraphers are use of manifold paper.— cording to the hy man—, Oh, for in the skie abouts try t mansion her Girls here- t a man and ‘Tue telegraphers’ strike Is little short of t My city cousins write They're coming for the season. F'd stop them if I could, And that’s what makes the harm, I cannot telegraph to them “'There’s cholera on the farm.” —Philadelphia News, A REMARKABLE ring has been built for the King of Siam. The central stone is one and ahalf inches in diameter, and is encircled by a ruby, an emerald, a sapphire, and five other stones. If Mr. Siam wears that rit when he visits this country, he will be mi taken for the advan nt of asnake show. —Norristown Herald. At thes a nurs all night. as b aby is teething, and will ery Well, let him yell. Those stuck-np neighbors of ours, the Jone in the next boarding-honse. If they hear him they will recognize his voice and’ know | that we are at the shore, too, *hila, News, A PASHION PAPER 82 coral necklaces can be belles this season, M they'd get their deaths script. ** Nothing but upon society should think pld.— Boston Tran- ‘Tne captain and officers of the Salvation Army make all the money and the privates make all the noise.—Hartford Post. “'Tuere’s plenty of room at the top,” is very true of dudes.—Burlington Free Press. “Why dear, we must have | are | | her fellow invited another girl to g EE JUDGE. ~The: Playful Schoolboy. Tue bath tub tes and the family plumber y mains. This is terrible!” he exclaime didn’t send for me any too soon wen and ordered the water turne Next day he sent around two men, a with a spirit lamp, and a boy with a wa, load of tools, he men dug up the hydrant they were compelled to ing saloon and play champagne, and the boy had to ball match and hedge a few bets When the small boy of the household came home from school in’ the evening he stuck a switch into the waste-pipe, and the bath tub was soon cleared of its contents. By this happy chance the plumber’s bill was cut down to & This story tc ipe had clog, s viewing the re- ter which xo to the neigh otoal ves that the small boy is mightier than the plumber.—Camden Post. | ** T UNDERSTAND,” gins, “that voung Harry Walters through the valuable property recently left him by his father. «Well, [suspected as mneh. putting ona good many frills 1 when did you hear about it? Jon “Only an hour sine me that he just saw I the orchard on his said old) Farr Tle has been ely. asked Deacon My boy Jack told rry running through arm.”—Carl Pretzel. I ser,” said Hardup, * that the arms of men of note are two inches lo than their left arms, but itain’t so with me “With you! are you # man of note? “Of course I land County h take it. It’s a right arm mine athon “Iidepe ndent. that will make A WAILING ORATOR 8a night that “Dark is the ttles down upon Ireland.” Well, quite likely. We wouldn't cross the ocean to see anything socommonplace as that. But when you hear of a bright, sunshiny night settling down upon Ireland, eall us up if it’s midnight, and we'll sit up all night to look at it.— Burlington Hawkeye. A ToLepo Girt has just di red that to the cireus, and was so mad that and will put To Rent” in the winde her house when he comes around to lie out of it.— Toledo American. Ir is a well-known ma two nines make eigh bi all reports it is ned that our two Philadelphia nines are not making anything lately. —Philadelphia Bulletin. A LITTLe singular that permitted to conve | wheel, notwith of th hematical fact that n, but from recent ‘i gers a not © with the man anding that he is spokesman ship.—Boston Transcript. A youturut student of Caesar mentions remarks that if all gall is divided into three parts, his excellency has shown that he pos- sesses two of them.— Boston Advertiser. ‘Tne umbrella on a rainy di put up ai —Lowell C Marco Bozzaris is the first gentleman we remember in history who instigated a strike, —New York Graphic. as designed to be put up It is also a handy thin inst a rainy d; But | right | erybody in Court- | ise for the | at the | “Towemy Restoration to Health and Beauty lo the CUTICURA REMEDIES.” Teatimonis! of « Bow ‘on indy ting eiptivns, Itehing Tor A'tarantiett ry MPRKINS requests the pleasure of company toa small party wud receives the followin ei day, Captain Brown presents h ments to Mr corpus writs, tain Wor ns com: pany \ sure in waiting on ot | Mrs. Tompkins on Friday evening ir, T couldn't walk th ay if T practiced for two years.”—S. we Letter. 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