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y—with an average and her mar vers have played her » well for her that she has been phe- ally successful in her profession, and reaped the fruits—that is all. What ¢ all, is that of livelihood, after mal beauty. Her strange mod f the 4 stock in trade is very sma 1; often—as in the ease of Mrs, Langtry—ine tevenan wt She is by the new extraordinary share of made by the photogr ul by a certain ¢ mind shrinks and revolts. She must ind, to be successful, must obtain, the tee and countenance of some proi man or men—the more prominent the be The Prince of Wales was Mrs. Lat mainstay, and was the making of her in her profe » must live in the public eyes inject herself into print on eve ble oceasion. She must aph in ever wine dow, and her name on every one’s tongue. privacy; no shrink- ut that beats on pub- aces. She must not be too tenacious of For her there m ing from the lie ph her reput om. She must be out, eceen= tric, extravagant even—and then, if luck be on her side, she may become a second Mrs. ry, and make a hundred and odd thou- nd dollars in a season. The p on is remunerative, but it has its drawbacks; and ‘Tire JepGE does not think it will ever beadopted v ively by the fair daughters of America. ‘The pro- fos duet, and it is p al beauty is an essenti sh pro- able that, for the prese we will becontent to import what we require. And we do not think that Mrs, Langtry’s ex- perience on this side of the Atlantic will be duplicated du the present generation— even by Mrs. Langtry her THE PITY OF IT. Last week the celebrated English swim. mer, Captain Matthew Webb, lost his life in | the hopele rapids at Nis This is athletics run mad—the praiseworthy endeavor to excel in amanly and noble accomplishment les ing to practical suicide. Captain Webb, who had vanquished all i ympetitors in what n native element, at nature itself, have been pitted himself and lost his life in the of it! Thi unequalled ificent physique athletic powers—who had lives in his day from a watery grave last sacrifices his own in an attempt in which a fish could scarcely succeed. It is one more painful tragedy added to the list which N “a affords, and it is none the less painful that the danger was voluntarily courted. Poor Webb! It was the first of som attempt to swim through the | THE JUDGE. the many he failed, death. ats which he attempted in which and the penalty of failure was PERHAPS. is ag Wong Chin ican, who tirely igne | is so thorou :bnt it is not complete. ler. ‘oo, editor of the Chin challenged Dennis K When a heathen Chi toon all to himself, and perhaps Tie Jeper | will thus honor him.— Norristown Herald. Mrs. ANNIE Brsa this country from E work, Annie ha: ity, and so many pe ve come over on steamers of late years that s " method of transportation was imperative. T is comi don imed at over to “A SILVER dime w ‘ound in the volk of jan egg recently broken at the Plankinton House, Milwaukee.” Anyone who has hick enough to suck an egg like that is bound to suc-ceed, ows are fashion’s favorites in ashion item. They seem to | be every favorites in New ‘York du- | ring the heated term, if one should judge by | the saloon statistics. THE DISHONORED COIN, | EVEN THE BURGLARS WON'T TAKE IT. | Bil, it's full of them blasted trade dollars, Fak | | ed again!” is threater in Boston. freights is almost ats, and takes the «| smashing 0’ bag- +A PREIGHT-RATE wa i ton Post as bad as cutting 0” t place of the time-ho ni the slow train Coty new-born babies he called pauper i urrive in this country heir pockets or a suit of Evidently another migration ” business. Tur Norristown /erald tells us that a freight train on the Reading railroad was thrown from the tra w. Cowardly brute! Ay old gent named John Smith has re- cently got married, giving as his chief rea- son his desire to save the name from utter extinetion. Bully for Smith! “How high the is here, remarked Slimkins, up ‘ossed Third av- enue: responded 4 “that is the high road to Harlem,” Junior, “Tsay, Pete ollah fo'ter git sum new har ban tinly not, Di- nah: fo" dar’s nutlin like keepin’ har-mony in der household.” Tue toilet tables of ladies, ten years ago, were dist shed by a band of fat bottles. Now they generally display bandoline. comicbooks.com