Judge — July 28, 1883 — page 7: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

THE BOOKMAKER'S COURTSHIP. Stumen sun's meridian splendor, Summer breezes . i Make me sentimental, tender— \ Naturally, P ain't, i Still, there n this weather, | (Maybe. i | Helps us rivet courtship’s tether | Asa rule, Pam not stupid, | fact pass as ct fy | | What the dickens Cupid } Of such ebay ] Bat the fact remains—just listen ] How it eae to} Not by squeczin’ h «i kissin’, M heen off a avellin’, ected home last week — Winds, it ‘pears, was kind of battin’, vilers sprung a leak, Or done something wrong and curious, in : the aly r it fat t AFTER ALL THIS HURRYING, TO FIND THE PIO-NIC 1s POSTPONED. wher aw fal sty Notanuch space beneath the awning, after all, what js there very wonderful in the eave off this fretting: Sat up pretty clos fact of ‘ ei Neither of us felt like yawning, surpa ‘ I'll take down the Latest Retting, As you may out ity. so memarkaule and go (That's a vacht Lown) 3 . startling that even the other monkeys in the meee a SS : And—oh, well, there's no “and” to it, = CMV AGGietOIEL AE LIBS Were to thie + Cruise around and look for Mary i bins | mouthin 3 vaporings of the Courier Ship must be ry man ha Adournal— his audacity, rr | Comer cheer np—don't look: so scary: et your father dic erted that this old monkey—so decrepid j Bet Ffind hiorouts” ° ER in treating; || ml elieate that he had to be bathed in but- ] elvan ; Wien’s the wedding? im | termilk every morning. and in Pond’ | Old chap brightened up surprising — Waiting till the last Fall Meeting, in the habit of p Thinks « heap of me, HTN lito more lve sility which would put nen TH have more time. Next day, when the tide was rising, | von tothe blush: that he had. van- Twas off to sea. Been aboard the Latest Betting? | orilla ina fair fight, and ha Pretty boat, | vow— | Never suw the Latest Belling Name don’t snit—eame near for, round. these were so open, 80 spruce and trim: She's the Mary now. pal ian in their proportions, ery sail and yard of netting eas 0. that the monkeys roper us ah ¥ r seenesues iu SUNDAY-SCHOOL STORIES. Liflicult to see. what Deck swept white, and ev'ry new rope nn =< (could be subserved by t i | Clean of tor aud ile — nally the truth came out. ‘The man was | See? the gal had been to Eure | No, XII ne to well tho old monkey (0 an organ: ] Kinder used to style. A CERTAIN man had a numberof monkeys grinder known as Unele Sam, and he hoped 1 kot net f 1 a j ne took the greatest. im- n would accept the estimate of the ] After bi vd pleasure, “Whether it or sured eapabilities as set forth in Sittin Winian theory is correct, and the is hope, the other Blisin’ hot upon the wate this man was a step or two nearer the primal | me lief that Un- Though there was 0 breeze— Simian than most of mankind; or whether it ¢ »pid mer . from some other reason, the interesting | as the poor old Simian was physically. i | Weavin? for niysettie hilo remained that he preferred the society | did they think that the owner | SHLK Tao kon the es of his monkeys to any other that he could | ¥ ie vanes Holle nil-oh! rocure Us taught them innimmerable an- | SA rey Oar: lighted in their tricks to such an ¢ as many. of the monkeys liad I | © What was?” Why, you st be tires med to jotdownthe from time to time carried around on Un | Bae ae 7 se conamanet: be tired, aily doingsof his menagerie ina book which | Sam's org Ww that the old gentle- Why. the sail we all desired: t for the purpose, and w was sn nd not casy to be | Mary’s ship, of course, wrierJanrnal. Nov was hy imposed 0 68 hot be- ts ; pulous ast exact truth lieve everything in the Courier-Journal. singular pets, but he gloried in representing ‘ . . . . Brought her, on the Latest Bething, | é | them as the most wonderful and gift | Hlome from Quarantin Bet she stop'd the old man’s fretting! If Mr. Henry Watterson ex moral in the above, he will be s) | gregation of monkeys that the world splied wit | cat x an een; and, in order to s ‘ Twas a pretty scone would ache thereet sat a flask of powder and aerowbar to aid. him | What’sall t » with Cupid? them, which he ene in las it out, on application at this of- | Well, Fn Whom he could induce to re ' | Conrier-Journal, believe. For instance : there was one very old and gray monkey in the collection in whom this mer You are something we Tf you cannot e than stupid Berke County, via, must be for the colored people. It has acres in watermelons. Sun was acting kinder bumptious— | took especial pride, For a lo j Told you that, 1 think canted upon his extreme wisdom and astute- ——— | Mary looked —w own-right serumptious, | ness; but finding that these statements did ‘Tie street venders may not be experts at | Pretty asa pink. | not attract the attention he desired, (for, cricket, but they are all base-bawlers, | comicbooks.com