Judge — July 21, 1883 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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with tears. stre DAVIDS & COS CROWN 13 WRITING INKS AND MUCILAGE. Or. £. C. West's Nerve and Brain Treatment, RUPTURE Injury Truss nites, by THE JUDGE. SOLD HIMSELF. Tur ux City Journal “They tell a ory of a Correctionville farmer, who sold i noat that town the of other d weighed he slyly then drove off to weighed he unload lated” hims e had played it ont bayer in The called hime in, and after load, paid him in full, his coat to kindly with him, and then and the price of 1 the likelihood of the Maple Valley ruilroa building up that way, till the farmer fairly squirmed in his chair with uneasine the chores at home. At last he must him to. st over the aud tly = nid u not to that be had bon the farmer weight and pra and that he had ar sed with his own prope he raiser of corn saw that he had i i himself, in sen oust ed the ¢ ast were al the affair *Don'r say said Mrs c Hture to her s samuch more nt.” Next day the young man aste of Alderman m- ed his i nds by speaki Shaughnessv’s ‘hall into oftice. But the hoy wasn't'so far ont of the way: had he spelled it han.” he would have been wise when it ordained that pould not have teeth, If it. were » look into a chicke . like th s mouth th, away on the “to palm ‘off an old Phila. Herald. Woman. is the con- ou who was a young pu Victor Htco says: * * nineteenth century.” ays he was forcibly impressed with this fact When his girl recently became ac- quainted with a wealthy young man, and he had t * give up.” Aw, T have marked ed the t ch a dwedfal cawld in me | an Ivy street dude. nder tip of his Better } that than was the witty but eruel response of i htree street maiden who heard him.—Alante Constitution A Verwont editor wants to know what gives color to pure water. We don't what they generally use up in Vermon down thi know but Lowell Courier. A New Kentucky law fixes the legal dis- between a church and the neares ve mile. “This will make it a » between drinks for attend church on Sundays. tar those - Lowell Citizen. A teacuen in the Chinese $ was relating to J when the h * Bile see his na inday school ne of his pupils the story orl then suddenly exclaimed : | no good: Job muchee git well. Me on wagons,”—S. FL raper. Henny IRvixe has 200 pairs of suspen- ders. But what doth it profit a man if he hath 200 pairs of suspenders if he lose one | button?— Phila, News. Even the buzz hand that smites i I the policeman’s hand the club is mighty, | and will prevail. w will turn and rend the | Grand Square és Upright “Towe my Restoration do Health and Beauly lo the CUTICURA ) REMEDIES.” Test £4 toe S25 Weekly 1 Accident Insurance thal ELECTRIC STEREOPTICON ADVERTISING CO 485 FIFTH AVENUE. Liberal Terms for Summer Resorts, | Excursion Routes, ete, The Best and most Central Spot in the City. JAKONL A HART, Proprietors wen CLUETT'S | | gown COLL 29 | 5 CUFFS MONARCH SHIRTS SOLD BY LEADING DEALERS, BEHNING FIRST CLASS PIANOS. Marerianis 16 E. 14th St. & 129 B. 125th St. 7.8. Bee New York. ner 1240 st, and tat ave comicbooks.com