Judge — July 14, 1883 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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Motinn NELLIE THE JUDGE. Velie, “ITS A OUR MORNING DRIVE. Rrcovenine of spring fever, a drive in the mother hired driving, as sh and [didn Well, Lg nplish way of backin across the way nous route of suddenly a hoy fore us.) Git out of perspirin “Tha your p! on TL know di The the have resi was no te his seat andy uiked our hers exclaim while turnin taliate upon hi tus to our p regions who: ated by M a horse ery stable near by. 1 (by the Trishms al combination—: from a rece v doctot country ne“ knew 1 vefully the way!” toturnt ruk lon’t drive $ tryi ant with ne . cried horse) until a Id the sudden ap of my new striped terra-cotta hosiery. Slowly and pe alon ar came ** W todo it! t for drivin’? » then so close what dire [had not the driver leaped from the track, amed old in a telegraph pp mother If around to ver! his impudene il-vender’s cart, a full barrel WISE t serious attack vd me for that purpo: id phaeton froma liv- Mother w how,” totake do the monoto- railroad we drove until kerplunk ” be- furiously velled the replied mothers he rig! ect I reek- as well as you would so much that, of th » sell, temper’ nd he ato in knocking ¢ fluid he r his man =not an threat- isan impe- ent into th xistence is distinctly repudi- rsoll and others. A ng the oil-vend- e warm Aw say, you blasted Hirishman! hif you—aw—don't quit h your blarsted *Yez will? nitin’ hof the ad, so hi will!” cried the Jad hi w Irishman, ill break giving CHILD, pape. him ah knocked sued, ev interspe than road, a hed meantin mother that she for sunc might ¢ ing drive. COMMANDMENT to th not live overing clud Hits up the nearest by- a dine its injuric dl myself, tell me who this gentleman is. d blow on the gi 1 his hat clean off. A fistic duel en- ry round of which was vociferously rsed with sarcastic allusions to their malities, from these belligerents, and art- x the stich tones thrown pas of ler whips mother con leads orrow one, but in wera fat oor into: the a és but no sooner had IF donc the horse, with the squallin tarted down another lane to the nd couldn't be stopped running till it its owner's stable in town. In. the nea brace of rural constables took into custody on the farmer's char yin stealing the had to settle for as well was my accompli Next thorni and damaged cari Iry treats to newspaper therwise have written up ADELE, Down by a little brooklet, In a shady little ngoklet, Sits a kid, who, on a hooklet, Is from school, Down by the little brooklet, In the shady little nooklet There is a st 1 booklet The kidlet’s in the pool From -PHELIQUE. dude: ** Thou shalt by a hat alon yur morn: | LA JALOUSE. Another had granted before nm | | eo ristress toy fe once wits all you desi to be tate timay happen az pre When T look in ys When you'r And T ton, But, « My heart's ent Jy when you are with sin Is Then Tkne w that in or the me the In your arms, your eyes look Ab, ‘tis then je ne aris sj sinew Bombastes Furioso Bombasticus. I. F. &. PLD isa hiwyer, BF. neral, BFL wernor BRL, re, B. F. B. BFL has a yacht. B. I h big head. | BFL 1K wasa senator | | BOE Was nominated ten times. | Bh. I . Was defeated nine times. } &B..F. has the Veto! net B. FL iB. is not LET | Harvard said No | | BB. to beal ident 7 Jean have D.( Phone. Mon. ALB. Co and will be ALS. 8. htt that the sun will only last md yet there are owlevery warm day It is estimate 00 vears long ne fellows whe the same f Old Sol was going to last for- | ever. They ought to enjoy it. while they | have a chance. 1 costs. | | comicbooks.com