Judge — July 7, 1883 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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CHUNKS OF PHILOSOPHY. Take life victuals as they come— Never stop to wonder If there's water in your rum, As you put it under, your hash is vd to eat, of hunti Through it after poodle-m Knew you e'er a man to wax Rich or fat or On a diet of And a temper snappy? Della bit! ‘The shortest ent Toa life in clover Is, to tackle what you've got— Let the rest lie éver Cheerfulness will keep Better than physic Blue's a color for the sky Not for dispositions. ou spry y's much to be preferred the stinging-racket, And the a happier bird Than the yellow-jacket "bills and EO. U.'s vt be paid by worry And you won't collect your dues Simply by a flurry. ig, when your train is late, Be the w It's no Do not “Oh, ther what it may, ise for sorrow: roak, each pleasant day, twill storm te- i When it rains—why, Swearing’s no umbi . Snarlin r kept the drip OM of any fellow, ashic Water's mighty Though it mayn’t agree with you, Even in your brandy, : aren't therefore fools— in th na are. ir rules, unt not all for one twing inst the press, metimes Hout you; Yon can do without it less Than it can do without 3 mu. » the editor your friend— Public: When you ste VU suspend your paper. You can’t bud ‘Time is wa n knock 3 oy than Lyi ‘To enjoy this world, in tin Make the world enjoy you; n good. countersign, convoy you. ou dirt p laughing at her; And you'll win the arrant flirt If you never flatter. CHAS. A way named the Arkansas Legislature always ¢ 1 meire. She turned Pe wi Conference session at $ for union w this is getting conside than most churches « itherines, Ont., a Lewans, jasbill recently applied to to change jected to his ‘tid he granted the petition, and that settled him, inform us that in the London of the Methodist Chureh, resolution ated by 13 majority. And ly closer to union sat the supp One was tall a ir lanky, with a semi-cleri- ting mainly of a soiled white evidently a man of nee and refinement, ow Tam really glad T met you,” said man; “T ain't seen a intelligent six months—that I felt to be equal vil let myself out to. [t's unpleas- ant, I tell you, when you are cooped up with a lot of ignorant critters that you ean’t sp to on terms of equality, as [ve b man’s Gulch "— + No, Tt | he continues believe in poul but T never eats “ | to™—then, tur a bottle erful giver, saith the Psalmist. you just pass mea drop of that fluid? thank you. As [was saying, they call me stiff and an unsocial critter in the Gulch, but * not the honor of your replied the stranger, a little all over! imed th you know? you remind me Ricr imeverytiine’yoi. siand mars Jini x | a old friend of min | T took to p | ed weritt unfortuni! accused him hoss, 1D respect Jim's memory much as any man’s living, still they brought putty toluble evidence agin him, and he war sentenced to the coo for life. If he'd Ttold ‘em Jim was sick, but it mac no dif- ference—in he went for life.” Here the par- son sighed. fellow! he never lived to in serve out his sente At this point the sheriff from Leadville entered the room. ‘I parson one bound through the window, and the places that knew him in Dead-man’s Gulch knew him no more. comicbooks.com