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THE JUDGE. river, and then all the little fellows over on Cammy’s neck, and, after loading him up, each took as much as he could carry and started for their native land and the home of their parent By forced marches they came in time save everybody, and there was great rejoice ing in the valley of Kickeyoppow ter everyone was well and comfort young monkeys returned to their new-found home, which they christened Cammywan; in honor of the or eamel-leopard . dear old fel 1 sort of express settlements. to petween the two Il lived very till old mmy died, ¢ charge of the t selves into the Great Consolidated Camel- ny. Then the his two sons took ad formed _them- the land, it po and the me debt—so that they became practi- cally slaves to the giraffes, who would only allow them barely eno: upon, ul_grew spirits mad and fell upon the and stones, and beat them soundly, and af- terwards made rules to compel them to do at reasonable rates, Then inde- ness and cheer- nd they the carrying ‘ame back to th ' all lived happy ever afterwards, vorations ean find a moral in the above, will they kindly apply it to themselves? “And if they cannot, will they wn up to their immorality? If our railre Tire San Franciseo Post speaks of a Mr. Henry Cake who was arrested for h: his wife with a club, *battercake, as it wer like a pound cake unless it has be Th lage that holds him low— jumbled. a »pears, howe ths a hy this ne ca poe muare good. ine Hes going down bill with the brakes off, boys, match the poli » cake, e censure of f u 3 pody tell him so? . eee allowance, o’crweigh a whole bar-room of ¥ iyisell Bian remarked the enraged | others, O, there be fellows that I have seen | 1 | drink, and have heard others praise, and t “Ty the twinkling of an_ eye for brandy at a soda-fountain. A watenworp—tick, tick. Dmewioye Wa mt Be Me A SYMMER IDYT. And | happy: for a tong time | was in their | | is this: “ Down Hill, “ Wito was he, going out of ‘ou all forgotten hin Ww hi ut that was before A very excellent T need not tell 5 But he took a turn at th And you see the end First, an occasion That didn't a Followed by wee vor would hardly touch now you see how he takes off, boys, The last drop left in he cup— h the brakes off, boys, sme of you pull him upt nw Blank of the Blank Street Theatre; You've met bim?—I knew you had, And his wife—T see y Ah, that was n 1 remember her— rly as HAMLET'S INSTRUCTIONS. A little story of 1 Astray "— A new Lady Isabel Drix the beer, 1 pray you, that I pours | hewspaper parmzraph, this, one ed out for ye if you mouth it, as lief a tramp s Mow the f thus: but use - liquidl upon the tongue; but as many bummers do, I had wuld drink my he m off with your ntly—for in the ve r rent, tempest, and (as | may say) whirlwind | of your thirst, you must acqui temperance that may it offends me to the soul to see a pot-hellied, addle-pated fellow in rags and tatters, a very ro groundling, drink his Bock with inexplicable | dumbshow or I would have such a fellow clubbed Captain William printed int Is all that there is to tell She treated him b me ily enough, of course, himself for this k it's grief—perhaps remorse— nade I It's a sorrow that no man sh het sto drown his in down hill with the bi f you pall bim in see the wreek T hardly Except on the dimes tha Some j And even by » Herald, Be not too temperate, discretion be your tutor, your purse, aid your. pu with this special’ observance step not the limit of temperanc He's going down hill wi Can nobody make him stop? thing so overdone is from the purpo: reer 186 wh Urinking—whose end, both at first and now iileatds of ie ee und is to slike the thi Town, a man w vels that gait nu aecordin to save fellow who shakes off, highly, (net to ther having the ik it profanely,) that, ne fa Dutchman nor the | t used to be staunch and true "t he too late to palate of a Dutchman, Dago or Coon, have so | swilled and guzzled, T have thought some Natu neymen had made mer made them well, they offend Crosby so s inably. nd let them that take your nickles take no more than you put down; but there be of Jown hill with the t to fe kes off, be ch him back, them that quaif, though the nec tion of pay be ne idered lainous, and shows a most pitifal fool d lack of wit, yot you stead | Awoxe the qua Nothin: mable and cheap accounts for th who have wealth | have no manners at all, They wonld not be | ilty of having anything that was cheap. Tracuens of the noble art of self-defence by the pound, It is rather A COUNTRY seat a tree stump, latest popular melody. with the Brakes off. maybe months—when he + brakes off, boys, [rite aronndd the corner, sehiiding the hoys, dys, comicbooks.com