Judge — July 7, 1883 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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| A FOURTILOF JULY INCIDENT. | Te buys a lot of Fire Works for the Children AT OUR BOARDING HOUSE. | Wier are you going, 1 Miss Stalevbutt viand ” trouble vou said Jn wr cup of cotter, on. Mrs. Sling this to Me the lady sent iton its Are you Certainly; won't y J poured travels to th daly ane imper. ther in all brod re Tecan secret self vill th: growled dy tome that vor every day ne 1 wonder at jor the best por: ot if there's America wh day he steak if ye pound for it,” retorted J eles, mighty inr worse sold thir than four cents gerson, making, neve upon the mal “We will Fourth, Mr. J : i oy v you very much on the taleybutt? ped tha , | hed ms k to you for said Mrs. if he were sorry h coneln- ded. boar d again!” “ g, Mr. dJugerson?” » curtly, she only “And what taleybutt?” and go } Miss Simper felt snubl sighed, She resum | will you do on the Fe + Stuff my ears full to bed and stay there Why, Miss Staleybutt, [ thought you had | exhibited by the boy, no THE JUDGE. tr | y wy wih They meet him on the way. Th the melee he drops his lighted cigar, which falls directly am the Fire: Works THE IDEAL WIFE. nised togo to Coney Island with me,” said | we Slasher + Hmph!” sniffed Mrs, Sting. bly “Coney Esa inde amd he ewes hoy then, alond, * Don't | idea in rhytl y of an ideal || he has jotted down his | | We find her ina s. ‘The poem is (not quite) like this. Mr. Will- tf anti Mis wife in his me two wer forget that T wan you before you go out, Mr, Shas Slasher looked sorrier than ever that he had | lams will exense mistakes, as we quote from memory nohaven't Jenp your mind where Somew! in the world must be Mr. Jagerson.” re-commence One wh “IL someday cheerfully Set the breakfast thi D. Miss Simp pe emi dust at present she’s away ebipe ssou Pr] Where, Pean't exactly say rother en anil the | Cape May went on its t in But P thought — "ventured Miss Sime | Or perhaps “doing” Franee— | 1 is if she'd the chance— never think.” i This sweet dream of my romance. | The unaccusto exertion might overtay your brain, and Mr year [strove to speak— Sling doesn't feed us fish enough to keep up up the cheek the phosphoran? rant three times a we + What pliesplior taleybutt. | sanelastng | * Any phosphorus, | ards Leauld not choose | Well, good mornin OYE brailiee lie ovate | goo But propose her oyster-stews. rising: “won't you ph finished.” "Neath these glorious summer moons | Oh, M what you ext wouldn't | Will P walk with her eftoons, a meal ."remonstrated Mrs, | Rarely passing cream saloons. » the snipe that comes here for | But at present she's away | alt said du, 1 'Pronble | Um inclined to hope she'll stay; le more potate Courting docs not always pay. Young Slasher rose and attempted to cs} Shall we ever, ever meet cape. On that block in Fourteenth street | “One moment, Mr. Slasher,” and Mrs] Where I first proposed to treat? Sling was after him like a detective. Miss Staleybutt gathered herskirtsaround | — Really, Feannot say, her, and swept grandly from the room. But, when all the facts T weigh, | Old Jugerson finished his meal in peace. Mm inclined to think we may | ‘Tur Atlanta Constitution has an article |“ In this life nothing i n to men dad. DRS. Precautoud Bow ou Ilots without great libor,” and that is a good h r ticle is not expl Tt does not tell | thing, for no man likes to work for nothing us we cannot ju psequently gree of precocity give him a recom- to the ancient and jes Fulton Market tter jest ferry int You pay two cents A pear little boy who was asked “ what | 10 £0 across and get one scent hack, the Fourth of z= *t kemmerate | ‘Tir Czar wrote toa friend that he should he crowned D, xplained that : . DY: ‘olente. EvEN the quietest. woman can make a | — bustle when she takes a notion to. 1 Ciuxamen are curious people. Ken. refer mendation to any ¢ do comicbooks.com