Judge — June 9, 1883 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. carpet and table cover Hd nearly put my eyes pbrowdering “be d + if you'd embroider some buttons on my shirts, and doa little art Ken- : at time of my socks, it would | court etiquette ix wearyit e ‘Turkish tow. High Chief What-d’ve 7" and added a body of s 1s soon be blown ap by kerosene marches up to the mily : I considered these remarks too Cz r, and remarks thre gh the port-h I was try- x nd Autocrat to go to sleep 5 ) Ww. of Kiel, of lly did. He knows per- | Vis of} Czar of Kazan, of the nurse, does allthe | ly of Siberia, of Kher- mending, and does it well, too; but he got ; paid for his mean speech in away that he lit- | Gra Bb ynsk, of Lithuania, of tle exp » Ttseems that our little prec- | Vi f * ‘rine ious had been pi with a la glass mar- at, of Courland, of Sem- ble that aftern rie. : Sa vd of Bielostok, ret, so gi | Shen ny. sour sman Nail ndressed, (armed ; nid of other countri down t nd was proceeding to get into | Master : and Duke in the L hed, he stepped on it with his bare foot,and | tries in Novgorod, of Tchernigotl, ross the floor, Fa] | of Pol it’s awfully mean in Heraclitus not to be willing to get a new piano, partic larly after telling: me Tcould furnish the p: iT, « lor just as Liked. When I reminded him sof the bedstead with | osersk. . of Oldorsk, of Kh * of his pre he didn’t what nthe room. 1 | of Vitelsk, of Mtskheiti, and of all the coun- upon earth E wanted with a new piano, and : f e he used was North; Master Aly asked what was the matter with the old on , . want. Tle onldn’t im- | ersk, astolnisk, of Kalardinsk, LT told him it was square, and out of fashion, Lie him till he turn- aay f an uprights whi in and found the marble, in Princes of ; and said Pad want - | and then the . nto storm about | Ty nz Heir Presumptive of Norway, joned husband next; that he r Dat che leairaleasiie gene dd his | and Duke of Schleswig-Holstein, of Storn value of a piano consisted int own wife in ps aur, Wi all | arne, of Dithn and of Oldembourg— the music it w unmarried feu 1 had enough of | the banquet waits would think it would not in the fa his so T just told him | make him 1. How mueh by going to be erushed by any of his granc =| tay be it was nobody's fault bat his | de “ nplicity of our so told him that was all he k had to hav if his feet | court,” where the w chit pat ore fashionable, h fo and shout i helped to furnis! antifully, and sian =_— The Whitehall Times says that * the dude connecting link between nd pup 1 r rl This looks like an inference that he is 4G the L a Bologna sans and just | talittleef the stu! | Dr. Pusey left a personal e: e the skin was off, he yerfectly | 000 to M y Amelia Brin furious, and tore around t Kea wild : ate will pr hyena. But the baby was decidedly better, | it eam grana salis, aid after he'd eaten a nice breakfast, | scoop- —— it of him and went forth to} Wires aman gets lost ina big cornfield, some purchases, [had to | no wonder he is amazed that he cannot stalk street anyhow, so F just thonght Pd take a | ont, look in at Le Boutillier’s new st = there was quite a ¢ impro ment in him as in th ny way, Hy out of tur ices never and one 0” heen well all that day, left T sent for the doctor, when my y an returned from his poker | party, or Whatever he'd been to, he hound | Sa inatters eminently cheerful. ‘The first thing he did, on entering the room, was to knock | very yicely fitted up. and they havea fine as: | Ly Warsaw the jestill threshed with ower a table on which was a students Hump | soriment of black silks at astonishingly aflail. Wonder if this is the same kind of thak Td just got Gxed tomwe me 7 ne of their fifty-cent handker- | threshing that Thaddeus of War-saw mon lamps are anything but ornamen 5 oo protty. 1 bad 4 ¢ that Tha E . I hunted around till [found a lovely, < | storie — : . then I went over to Stern’s to get se cate pink globe that just fitted ow ray Sain : on a | inish lace the same plush for s table, [ also pnrchased som ‘To remove paint—kiss a fashionable girl mee lovely ornaments for my. new cabinet there, | 0” te check. und fa an , 7 pack to Have uiothe ; vr. | A TeXAs rancher calls his sheep corral shed with the . hae the wether bureau, ed in an orguinette that he got of the Me- | chanical Orguinette Company, and the baby is perfectly delighted with it. It is too fun- ny for anything to see her turn the handle cops: | with her little hands to “‘make the music sales d Hei she has at last found an instrument on which he ean play. 1 Of | haven’t said anything about the piano | | but I've not given it up soon as 1 make up my mind where I can do the best, and get gieail of being sorry hi ie Jad of | the most for my mon _Eshall open the sub- it—I ought to know that a rod light was bad [Jeet anew. ‘Then ho'll find that piano und for the eyes, and if | must go and make a nse- | 2°thing but a piano will suffice ful thing ridiculous, I'd better have a blne ce TERE YYPATHER shade than a pink one. [told him he — great clown to be so clumsy; tha + MAN cannot live by bre ; thanks to him it didn’t happen to be lighted | is’ always mect to have, as it is generally and blow us all up, and that doubtless the | kneaded. jor of kerosene would be highly beneficial ' to his child's throat, to say nothing of the | ‘Too many 8” spoil tho rm and he looked at me—ah, so satin ribbon through the brass top of the handle, and tied it there in a good, erous bow. ‘The effect was extremely und, when lighted, it gave the whole roseate hue that was b re the table it was on w: and would almost go over if at it, but 1 wasn’t going to tell Heraclitus of it. Let him think it was his own care ness that upset it, and serve him right. course the noise awoke the | + and the | room smelled fri H 5 but in- Cop fishing is all net profit, “Oh, ma! I sawa real * dood? on the street, comicbooks.com