Judge — June 2, 1883 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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vretty, and fart) Ow. vement T have sue- din getting the landlord. to paint the dark red, which, with a lovely dade ze, set olf to dy the old carved oard and claw-foot” leather - covered The chairs, too, have come home, and are very much ven Heracli- tus takes a certain amount of pride in show. ing them « tT frequently remind him that if it hadn't been for me he never would have been the ps he After the biz rag w wre all in the room, it ill something lack side of the chimney 1 lod filling, x awake half the night thinking about it. The next morning, without saving rac, L went around to dear mot] ed her to let me have an old secretary that had been in the family goodness only knows how many ye Wwas very handsome in its day, has always been « ly kept, and ‘Ea serateh on it. ‘The lower part has ining-r to my sup dow rs and coax a writing desk, with drawers below it reach- ing tou nd the handles are all of h 3 r part has glass doors, 1 bo» oon ad it placed in the dining-room, and (as expected) it just fill- hing void that had annoyed me s0, ‘ot a few yards of handsome dark } nd lined the whole interior with i myself put it on, and by taking a great deal anaged to make it lay per Then Etook all my y cups and saucers old china pieces and bits of t "3 ware, and arranged them on the shelves, and, if Edo say it myself, the effect was perfectly charming. L worked hard, but had. it all done before night, and when Heraclitus came in to dinner | surprised and. pleased took me in his arms and kissed me Was § and said, if T liked, we I wanted © to the theatre. Of cour was dreadfully tir a Broadway was full there was a 1 F last found « and had just entered it and started up-town, when sesh went the window on Heracli came in vie olent collision with a horse-car. [was ved that L didn't stop to think wh: dats quick asa fla ud sprau This he 1s” side we ment while Heraclitus the broken window. tryi L through what the anwhile the totally unconscious of my perform trouble was | ped up his he a werd to He. + THE JUDGE. nd started off ata rattlin pace, leaving me midst a erewd I was paralyzed, but tears eame to my relief, and [ just stood there and and t more Lwept the greater grew the crowd, It «t to me Fd been there a year when at Just the ce came back, and T saw He litus wi ut of the window, ing all ways at once, in the most bewilder and distracted manner. — He rght | id, calling th in no very the hack. Le and said 1 would drank, man eame r » Just then a pol anda oman in the er here! here’s a man try At this Heraclitus just ind lifted me into the co por at the same tim drive like the « speed at which we started scared me unto scream, and the faster we went the e frightened [bees The crowd running after us for quitea ways, but He litus at stifled my eries handkerchief over my mouth, and the driver pt up such a speed that one by one our ers fell off, and by the time we reached | rome there were none to be seen. Twas so | austed that Heraclitus had to carry me | down on the bed, and ri r to go for thedoctor. By the sted gloves, jewelry, et had been removed, the de arrived. He | all une lay 4 said my nervens system to Ix recommended perfect quiet_and_ re- and left some medicine, to be ¢ every two hours during the m litus behaved very w larly to administer the dose, he told me 1 had acted: very and shown a want of proper cor sin'my husband by jumping from the cab in the first place, and refusing to enter it when he eame back fe the second. But that to blame il his own fault, ‘id hept his head) inside re it belonged, he'd hi en me jump out, and wouldn't have and left the wife of his bosom standit curbstone of a crowded thero! night. Of course he couldn't reply to such argument i ust ki me | and jon't get excited again on nothing, and went off down town: but | know rry for all the mischief h | must have troubled him, for he sent me home that afternoon a lov little ornament. It was a tiny ecoug horse, of Dresden chi ud the coupe v filled with the choicest flowers, That eve ing when he came home to dinner and sau me loki pale, ina perfectly lovely mn white camel’s-hair Watte ted all the way down the of white lice and narrow white bon, he was awfully affectionat Tecould go ahead and furnish the parlor make it Just as pretty as 1 wanted to. so happy at this that I tall about bein ill, and jumped up and embraced him so v orously that he said he thought Tomust hh feeling better. Whereupon 1 sub became again a languid, and, [tre together uninteres' onthe | as pre SPRiIne BUTTER— AT THE MATINEE. thfal and blond, With a most 1 tention; air To a face otherwise not worth mention, She was petite and dark » for a lark, 1 by the way that she eyed him: y Hat matinee And she chanced to be seated beside him With a shock of surprise were instantly veiled as he met them; tthe one glimpse he caught With ‘That he felt he coald never forget them uch meaning was frau He was bashful, poor lad! For, you see, he had had experience in this sit Not so with the lass F bor And establish N ext his glass at once a flirtation, Do you like so and Well, T really don’t ke Isn't Tompkins a beautiful acto Well, she couldn't q But Fitzgreene had a way That never had fai say tte attract her. Then the ye Till she t Then with caramels he did pre From this That the And hoo! Fl made the | HE the unwary new comer with a drummer. 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