Judge — May 26, 1883 — page 7: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Reform wed You Whatever result 1 will never With « Tim a reg A stand: by-the ased one of these albums am y has four capillary sample: in it, labelled respectively—Bridget Foley's, Mollie Smith's and names belonged rader’s cooks—averaging one i | —and if Spinks gleaned his samy from the eatabl nelusive evidenc : | ‘alled Iuminons paragraphist. ers find so many hairs in the wee Ir for ev'ry pun I shed I were ished, T should need a puny shed In which to hide my punished head. Witex the prohibition law went into effect at Austin, Alabama, a crowd of whites and blacks celebrated the event by a drunken riot. Queer result of an overdose of prohi- | hition, rather, yet the temperance people | need not feel despondent about it. The would have celebrated the defeat of prohib tion in precisely the same_manner—perhaps a little more All jokes on the above marcean patented, i a THE MODERN DUDE AND THE OLD-TIME DANDY. A yous ishman robbed a Paris jew- | ‘ alee ate 100 worth of diamonds, “Cosur and Pumpey berry much alike—xpecially Pompey.” and while the Gallic proprietors were railing z = 7 at perfide Albion he was arrested in New | THE MODERN DUDE AND THE. concussion on the end of his toe nail, which York. alleo eamee-as if he had robbed: Tift- OLD-TIME DANDY. made things very pleasant for him. And any. Which My gentle dude, iet your futher, o yonr Xie xeHt ear ini mune chat the sidewalks in nes to show t diamonds is div monds and. salesmen is oncertain on bol were then even worke, much li? monds and salesmen is oncertain on both | unele, “or any of your elder male friends, / we face } stues of the pond , than they are now, and that project 5 ake it into their grey heads ‘to. twit ¢ | who you with the eccentricity rather the rule than’ the p that in tones we your attire, look z exception, You N | Now doth the poctess of Spring onthe subjoined picture of the Broadway dan- Some respects. the Dunly's life tas not xalt her feeble chirrup, dy of thirty vears ago, and ask him candidly happy ome. Vspeak whereof I know, for did rs forth as sweet and soft whether id not Fok something like that f when he As you will not Tonce, returning from a ball on’a bitter there is not much difference between your cold night, with the thermometer below zero nd my feet on fire, owing to a pair of ex- nd his—the same tight pantaloons, aiing boots, one of which seemed tobe at_and broad-brimmed hat. The filed with all the boiling brimstone of ‘To . my gentle dude, between now phet and the other raging with every phase of drive off tramps, but that an embankment and then are that your father wore a pre Dunte’e Inferno, dit’ wot 1. mile toy large should turn again and rend its persccutors terously high velvet collar to his co insta three-inch projection of flag- 3 str ty seon it won't be safe p to the back of his he: the vorner of Irvin ace, and hurl to drive off rgan of philoproger myself prone on the frigid sidewalk, and then f ars struck out like two nick myself up to sce two grinning mouths i 5 1 ploughshare, and were called geross ‘the kneesof my pantaloons, which rer and an editorial at the same tir illers, froma German legend tothe Svomed to jeer at my anguish, Be thankful letter he sent out to be set up in type by the effect that a certain Berlin student, return- thy wentle dude that you are living in an age printers and along editorial on tariff to his ing home from Vacation, rushed to embrace Where it is the fashion to wear good long girl ‘There was fun at both ends of the his father (they embrace in Germany) and {yes to your boots, | | route. eut the old gentleman's throat with the '"Gn"the whole. my gentle dnde, I think i sharp edges of this spear-like decoration. A way in Rhode Island was killed by dri- ybankment. We have read of killed in the attempt to absent-minded editor wre love let- . 7 ” your attire at the present da pre pos- Witttas HL. Vasperuit has retired from | Your father, too, wore a huge silk cravat Our Mie &t the Diane cy ee the control of the great trunk lines, but his which reached from shoulder to shoulder, '"Wticjore repeats iteelt aud so does fashion, sons carry on the business of the firm at the | and looked like half a windmill or two bl: old stand. Assuredly, to these young men pillows, and a pirate’s the lines ‘allen in pleasant places. ranged. Ilis boots were called stub-toed, ‘That is to say the portion which contained « Frexcut lawns, for suits, are very pretty | the big toc was rather’ lade and baggy, and indeed, but most of the designs are “small.” projected beyond the sole, so that, my gen- ‘They will never suit our enterprising girls, tle dude, when your father struck the pater- who entertain no design smaller than a mil- nal foot against a projecting piece of pave- lionaire with a house on Fifth Avenue. ment, he received the whole force of the which has been well defined as the race of the rich to keep away from the poor. Colonel Newcome’s dress-coat me know had been in and out of fashion a dozen times in its" long life, and we may yet live to see you, gentle dude, wearing baggy breeches and broad-toed boots just as your father did, when the n set in from tights and stubs, twenty-five years ago. flag artistically ar- ave comicbooks.com