Judge — May 5, 1883 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. THE ONLY RELIABLE TOKAY EVER IMPORTED INTO THE U. S. Is that of MAX GREGER, 232 Fifth Avenue, N. Y. ct le SAWS A SOCIAL That is the wine for you, Goin To Vaxpenuint.—* your money in undist urbed healt.” A compostrox who was eely’s mana It I zling over one "a society man hands bilt’s party. nant replys children to a Huwkeye. asked, looking at the bai but deserving ec “At home in bec “ do you suppose T y —Burlington are devoting portance of We don't od r exchanges “cooking gi want them cooke enough.—Hartford “Huttoa, Charles! where is your gray hair?” asked one old beau of another. “You seo, I am badly ma Moneybags, and [—well, you are dyeing for love. patch. 8 Transcript to suppose that Treasurer Polk could not get away with it. CuicKen salad often re dinner.— Loston Commercial Advertisi A Licut-weight champion—the corner Sroceryman.— Georgia Major. erday"s CALL. old fellow, if you want to enjoy aid a mother to her little p thi good medicine, — It's swe ma, I love little b replic > it to him.” eral Grant will be on the r ump, Then we All lick him, bit we will have to doit behind his back.—Bradfard Sunday Times, *TtHrasten the little be the big ones,” was the you hool-marm’s 1 of her success in subduing an un- Brookline Chronicle. and mash ru CANADA € tack men bly started by band home at night.— big that they a fiction was pr woman to keep her hus- *hila, Chron, weralls “Lwovips’r mind going up. so high,” id the hi . if the bill was not — Wheeling Jour. amps like common time y are two beats in a bar.—Baltimore Every Saturday. A MAN’s strength is said tolie in his hair, and there naturally follows that a lion ‘onquers his prey by mane force. —Sat, Night, ‘There 1 marked difference between ting up with the lark and staying up to \ have one.—Philada. North American. | know | dren's | danced in ** | ory is at fault the old.’ A DISAPPOINTED OFFICE-SEEKER. Tne Washington Republican tells how a i Was caught on the stone t front of the capitol build. cele, Hore man of The Republican dloes not mention whether the opo: aught napping on the eo) vi all, this seems pret opossum is only ent from S went to the capitol i reckon on the proba after him. He w s found i time ving before he hh 41 the stone ¢ at present many fucil- ities for F troduced into it even the bill of such an astute old bird as the m. ‘The fate of the poor fellow hus jot yet been determined upon, ‘The Lica thinks it prebeble he will be but as his eaptor is an of the folding-room, it would seem more in ance with pocti: justice that he shold be ad better use him to DssUM pen. it Del- you nning : and his friend were dini when Boodle remarked, “1 why the is like my left eecipher any or particular resem: ve to tell you. nd_plaies My sitea similarity. And another ation.” * Why, neither of the beasts ever get em.” Mapame Apaw has been giving a chil- arty in Paris in honor of her two liters. ‘The terpsichorean exer- cluded with the far Ti seen the fi ndole: he nit Olivette.” and unte mem- lam must be ere vely in Madame Ad- ping ont pretty exter am’s grand-di Tue Boston Transcript has been puzzling itself to find out why women kiss each other, nd has arrived a! ich other talking.‘ of the Transcript, esy a moment's reflection would convince it that women kiss each other in obedience to the Divine command, ** Do unto one another as ye would men should do unto yor Oh, ye who sell | there isa mark on each yl and the beer must meet, befere it can pa beer We want that law: he too many saloonists bi r, read: In Berlin where the foam a glass of keg to make a heavy lather for the drinkers. Treasury Department has put a tay per cent. on old India-rubber overshoes when collected and sold to be marked over. They ought to make it 99 per cent, 1 facturers have got so now they work over ev- erything into rubb They go so far, oven, as to get p at into them, ALL scissored funny items haven't double peints, and there’s where they differ from the shears. comicbooks.com