Judge — April 21, 1883 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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A FAMILIAR FIGURE TN ALBANY. A wowvy’s journal prints ** Hints to wives t und their husbands, t piece of arry a man if she doesn’t him—if} for instance, he is a th Italian, und understands no other hungnag and she speaks only Pennsylvania Dutch. When she asked him for ten dollars for a new bot wouldn't understand her, and when he asked her what she did with the half dollar he gave her only last w he wouldn't understand would undoubt- 1 nestic cirele, jerstand hbred A THEATRICAL man proposes to pr duce * Hamlet” with a real brook for Ophel Jrown herself in. Next thi out the play with a real V won't stop until all the murders in the tragedy a last feature would an audience, if the teurs, Jat hand we mi; THE JUDGE. “GO SLOW.” Aut! life is not all pleast In this big world « Be sparin to nie look for shower Should Portune, lightly smil Her gifts ony Trust not her sweet be of your leis 1 bestow, head for trouble HT should end in woe And as the curves you double, Go slow ale seem tls, se winning Crowd round and sweetly smile Look lest they And ko ald Fortune « nid Such frie Perhaps your warm affections You twine about a girl You think is ally Your heart You wish te be hi And feel her kisses Inall you do to move her Keep careful time and 1 And firmly onward move “Twill save you from di You otherwise w If you, wsure, JEAN PLELIE j man be eu THE WISE YOUNG MAN. BY ALDERMAN THOMAS CARROLL Witte seated in Delmonico’s a few even- ings ago enjoying a chop and a bottk Chambertin with my old friend, gressman Michael Tuomey, Iw to the wi; young man of this d: eration—at least he myself should undet kind of a a few hour: nd that he an. Inthe he proved to his that he stood ein this e. wide world as an embodiment of wis- nd that he was surrounded by fools. itors, artists, judges, lawyers, physician inventors, merchants, bankers, brokers, and others were by urison with himself | merely shrimpsin intellect, He had decried verything and everybody excepting himself, and had quit jed the usually serene ar nblike Tiust confess that Iw puzzled how man. Tf th oat horse-pond near ¢ ducked him into it. | : hopeful by the ran dim Cusick. W an was preparing to fight ‘ gland, Cusick was he is the official in Delmonico's. Cusick invited to join nd he soon became 1 disen with the wise ick was unknown to the latte aten by him in the usual | young man was told by | At length we we appearance of the ve aohn C. Hee vm Heenan’s old; try | the club. ves of this wise young. | PHUS SIMPRINS On his vay to that hurvid Tailursdoys, to ds Tuomey that Cusick was the ¢ comie ‘paper. Thereupon the amd declared t humor in the colum Gazette than in the which Cusick was sid to be the edi scoffed at the drawings and the re ter, and declared Ability to. « work blindfolded and with his hands tied lx hind him. Cusick braved the storm of nunciation ina remarkably cool manner, and insisted that the wise young man should then and there write a funny sketch. Pen, ink, and paper were produced, and the wise young vs commanded to proceed. He pi up the pen and jabbed it in the ink, ar wan, ** Spilkins was a farmer—" “Hold on,” shouted Cusick, mething original.” ves were Wise ¥ ure th w Cndertukers us blue wrote the wise youn, club from his m left hat’s the Chic The wise vo He began to tremble slid from his chair to the flor pallor ov Then he athly © countenance and a spre Tle wa: ing. ‘The he ** missin and beeame u conscions. ed to an ash- cart in wa wise man is me of tl lice Central ottice, youn, whe qt ibe my i on the pag ook in the Swant. Boy To OL GeNtiEMAN—"OM, my eye! comicbooks.com