Judge — April 21, 1883 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. “See here, you slab-sided, leather-hided YOU CAN BUY A WHOLE Ing a newspaper office and ng TUNGARIAIT : editor, “you know I don’t like your GOVERNME u sheet and am fighting it. I don’t want’ you Wateh boasts ar ~ name in it again nor give me a m listening,” replied the editor, rsonal column is headed * Men and 1 Presta of 150,000 FI i Didn't suppose I class pu among i000 the men, did you?”—Chicago Che 15,000 ** A Was TON gossip says that most of ie i it cigars sold in the capitol res , and the five-centers are half the whole number sold, are bought by members of Congress, the better brands being pur- chased by the clerks. — This is why so many members of C and clerks live to a ripe old 3 Tiere is nothing mean nor slow about = this country in the of honoring poets, | 4 Positive Cure is Ninety years after the death of a poet we | ELT'S hima big funeral. It isa wonder more | CREAM BALM, people do not become professional poets. — on i Norristown Herald. OATARRH™ compared with with any oe the . . Sanat Morse is having so much trouble ATI! in procuring a license in New York that we | wonder that he doesn’t. ask Mr. MeGlory to | US. | uso his influence with tho authoriti Rochester Post-Express. : must have all the fun possible this . because next week country exchanges wool: sin telling us how March came in and went out.— Rochester Post-Express. + Sup, ace Pecks Wer ‘had rather be a kitten and ery mew ” than the editor of a party organ t knows the truth and dare not’ speak it.— Franklin Journal. M Lanatry wears the same size shoe bhard does hut--3 1-2.— Rochester Post Wires the peel of a banana, Pru Or the groves a na, {top | onthe aideweih bee demurey, where the merchant, tramp nd a Music Boxes from $1.00 Up. Vou may wager safely aay a ab Tas youtl bees eouest i ORGUINETTES, CANINETTOS, TOCRNAPHONES, MUSICAL CABINETS, AUTOMATIC MANOS, PIPE AND REED ORGANS. socal e SMALL INSTRUMENTS, $ TO StL LARGE INSTRUMENTS, A Con » school-of-philosophy sort of a iy TH BELFORD, CLARKE & CD, Publishers, slow alsuae “Wien sor eda bok to | erdah the words.aa you wold. grapes: 834 BROADWAY suck their meaning out.” The me , be good; but when’ yon tackle Walt. Whi Between 12th and 13th Streets. man’s poems, you might crush and crush and | suck and suck, without getting enough | meaning to construct a triolet; and besides THE MECHANICAL ORGUINETTE COMPANY. there would be danger of getting an eight- cornered Word stuck crosswise in your throat. Se Ross's Royal Belfast Ginger Ale. CAN D Y: Y. SOLE MANUPACTORY : DELPAST, IRELAND. ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE SENT FREE ON APPLICATION, OF MAKINO MANY BOOKS THERE 15 No END—zOCt. 12:12, ESTABLISHED 1836, NEAT AND ELEGANT BOOT - BINDING From the Plainest to the Most Elaborate Styles. Emblematic Designs for all the Leading Subscription Books. Specimens on exhibition, IF YOU WANT GOOD WORK, AT LOW FIGURES, AND SAVE AGENTS COMMISSION, COME DIRECT TO JAMES E. WALKER, 14 Dey St., N. Y. A PILE OF NEW YORK HERALD, 1867, AND TIMES, TO DATE, AND ODD NUMBERS, FOR SALE. av EDITION WORK AT 8HORT NOTICE A SPECIALTY. comicbooks.com