Judge — April 14, 1883 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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| them. Bet, though, if 1 has ool all the fun in every pla . Give Fell in with ang six horse- H Six; I was cestatic. as to behold 4 of suffering. I whooped along with the mob, My luck Mob got. soft-hearte horse-thieves go. : Only instance in the history cf the State of Te y let a horse-thief go. lyn, but a few days ago, I entered a saloon; three men sat playing cards ata table; I knew the bar-keeper. ait cond, ‘Tom,’ he requeste Twas ab te “got something to tell you.’ Didn't wait. Left. General result Bet that I yin: *Steam-y wed ip at corner of Fulton wu; nine people t 1 The young man pre al; he reeled a 1! my usual Inck a had an appointment with a A PATENTED RACKET, ner of Faifton nd Nassau at three pr This ingenious invention is bound t ake things pleasant in apartment houses, on’ times What have Tdone:thatFate ze : should pursue me How ? ; recite Hole only et min- |" And he staggered through the door, an sil the gentle poetee bre, the socident, ;and idle no epitome of despair, while the reporter. syr How doth the gentle poetess First time in my life ae enti pone | : pathetically remarked to the district tele- | Improve each shining hour, ver came ting without lont- Pek hay ule eis hineine the dblarcl And seribb ing about for an hour or so in hopes that it eee ee ee ne ine tthe slip. to ‘rl peel would fall fixe minutes on the bck ofthe alipyto | ota , | «For Heaven’s sake, man!” mee eee eihagsnac | ow. doth tha quiet vorter, “you don’t mean to ms Put up his little game, teould giv : And gather ancient parties in woue.eire Peies ha en up peddling milk, and | ings hurled into ¢ t i a With trick exceeding lame Yea. cir, it would, answered the other. | had found with a city clothing store. How doth the wily Vanderbi « But the fault is that my fellow-t The flest day tested ‘hie ieapact'y, to) the. at Pall dose his asepia teat! itively refuse to hurl while Lam a mos forthe Brest moew) Seri tho establish: rib peer ols jam of a morbid nature, I like the horrible, | ment having lost his tape while taking the tel oes ‘A murder trial isa perfect pie-nic to me, and | Measure of an Sl-tonner son of fatherland, it Le nging I would , BBO, Lae. Smo HONG Sole eae » out and t him a measure. | feel perf rs | toon 'xcorone nd returned ina few minutes see jue old cornet lite. oe eon ching. with a quart measure. ** You saphead,” said ‘ollow or 4 og ec, 0 Some e 7 “did vor N “l to eak~ iven aeroes (he trlay deen my life has been full of hard Inck the b lid you think T bt oimhen : Albany in January. Hesitated betwee Sn e relog sottly. replies loth the wicked broker man ing the ears or the boat. Took t on EY OD ENE SOU TICRMEN, 8 MERE TG COI Ce nther fellows’ rocks, boat blew up—ninety killed! Comi sure, beor = q And pay them tack ayain with re from Albany, T thought I would take the | yy, Ete @ Hypothecated stocks My ! Cars ran off the track |e arc oouide undsin, en’ aberacted seas a HIS HARD LUCK. Bish, gotion. Hire, fll through the i a Just copper that he owns her, — Hut when, on b — Sa atl AT eee te Ohlone the contrary, you sce a male biped industri- PED ? chia St ¢ showing the new anc ( 0 - ] — ata hotel; a darned footfriend of ously showing tbertew.end uniqne, (3 an al Hx was a sad-eyed young fellow, with a ed me to come and spend a weck at his he he if owned bY tho ottiee follog, ant thet he Li weary expre e hopeless look I went. Hotel burned down that very night: | She owned by the othe nigh ocd ete of pre to whom the world s proved naught I forget how many were cremated. JALRUTPeT OD LT UI filet | but an empty ne of our show. He entered the office, ‘In St. Louis I was passing along the aily papers in a listless, melan- | street when I saw a conple quarreling; feller and young girl. I went right ‘Heard 4 it?” he asked o e re} js i i e ‘ asl ea aout it?” he asked of the report and didn’t stop. Real it all in the paps swe bate ng feet of mariage oF 1 “Heard what?” asked the reporter. Young girl cut young feller all to pieces with | the neces ats canyouply atsthe: back ald] “ Awful ” a razor—gashed him all up: and me but a few door between M. and 12 P.M, “¢ Where? | blocks a ras “How much did he leave when he died asked Jackson of Williams ; and Williams who was something of a wag, made answer : “Leave ! why, he left everything. “Up town, J I got detained in a little town in Arkan- “What was |sas. Accidentally met an old school-mate afe fell down and killed three men—| there. He wanted me to stay over a weak; I crushed them all over the sidewalk, Just declined. Could have stayed just as well as my hard luck. not. During that week there riot, a Se three suicides, sixteen shooting ys, and “I didn’t see the safe fall, Passed right | three lynchings. And my friend was into 1 best fire-escape. Live a virtnousand comicbooks.com