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FOR BUDDING STATESMEN. VALUABLE INFORMATION CONCERNING PROS- PECTIVE CIVIL SERVICE EXAMINATIONS, [YROW A STAFY CORRESPONDEST OF THE BOGE] Wastuxatox, DOC., March After recenvi ir circular of it to each as follows: ane me *Domwas B. Welch Eatox. President, etc P.M, sharp. Hnportant puloue! Cant sent + Ex Reformer of the Interior Depart De. Thowas, Mew Bo at Weleker’s about eight fail Br reith yon ber, ete. a new question ! this evening, without ivoncr Pespnrros, U.S. § + Proresson Grenony, Memb of Your Commission depends up Weleker's, not later than nine o'clock Holly-hawk "ow my left elbow f yourself ina clean collar, Ker et success ng me ab Twill wear a Please diszuise will ree: Weil, one ty Of course Th ton, and Walk and introducing n delivered to th From fF apart notes p apolozizings for the as their representative par after he had sampled my La erica appointments in th sist oft Mathe He had with him, whieh 1 pectiv jes a they arrived. Pres paton Naya alned that the ¢ sin each of the for ties, History, Geography and the lists for Mathematics and of winiels Han. efore T got «1 submit herewith le copies of him at MATHEMATICS. Ta If it takes 94 tle Dipper,” how many © Big Dippers” fall of the ead will itt the 2h A bets B that hy without drawin: wb agha in totilt th neon fall t can drive his fist throagh a playeghiss window blood; what will ite jeweler to the thief from Ca ad how many diamonds will be missing frons st th stra ‘ e neck- Lice when recovered ? If a tailor has a piece of broade stock, sit made ap into a be before the ta nks close every wight at Class One, will it and a clerk, direse-auit, how bs or seta his pay, providing t 4th, —W pleted year 2008, Sth. —If socks ¢ how many blist star of the disbanded ~ en the Bartlobde Sta is two-thirds com- who will be siddential the homince sts twenty cents a pair in Omaha, will materialize on the heela of the Bummer’s Own Dramatic Ce “counts railroad. ties, reaching U are, New York ? 6th. Two quadrilateral septuag an apexular directic quavers to an thirty-four two-tl simas_mov at a speed of four d imated resisting foree of two and Iths tons pressure tofthe square inch, tel pandoriam, drawing hine feet of water; what is the binocular antithesis ? h.—Ou Wesinesday morning, a man buys aix car- tickets for twenty five centa. He uses five of them, How st to visit on Satar- day € ess is risk) before the re- ing ticket will be accepted aa lezal-tender for a Jase of beer? Lillian presents Alphonso with a silk and vel- x - nis ollie with tergi any saloons will be be ot ng (when busi own, costing $ A treebox six foot hizh by one foot wide, ows a shadow 12x4 feet; what number of solitary pedestrians can be successfully sand-hagged and robbed fr before the corner gaslamp is lit at 10t.—The combined ages of the three members of this Commission ia thirteen and one-third times greater than the subtracted age of the President's great mother, multiplied by the added number of 3 which it will take to settle the National Debt at the Tate paid in 1879, if divided by an impenetrable fatar- ity; what will be the date of the President's de in behind sam THE JUDGE. rring Wi fins’ storms and letters from Geo. Francis GRAMMAR. Ist.—When a verb is moditied by excessive mal-ad- minis.ration with a compound adjective, does it be- come singular or plural ? 2d.—Whieh is proper: © 1 will Washed throuzh this examination,” oF “1 trust I will get an appointment, even if 1 am not willing to ‘whack ap’ with the Commissioners 1” (Sul-rosa, we for give $50 to be white- er to be the correct answer!) case does not coincide with a sub Junetive tense, by what means do we arriv conclusion that “God is good to the Irish 40.—" They fouzht like brave men Why was it necessary that these should fight like “long and well” men? Give reasons why “short and tickly ” men would not have tilled every requires 5Uk.—Jobin kisses Sally, thereby making a“ conjane- tion” of lips. Her father eatebes them at it and kicks John where bi forced. Would John fine the * old man's” action as an interjection,” orus pants ar a “d——d blasted shame” 6th.—Correci the following The Washington de- tective Is an honest, incorruptil le, law-enforein; His refine nature revolts at the suggestion nd for detectin inal, His only capital is bia integ (This is an eaay one.) atical translation of Holisco mock-ti co-zock “Never despise a man because he Blessed is he who ex- tion, for that is just what er. rewa he will yet 8th, — Address to the Chief Examiner of thi your vi The Mutability of Incom ily Considered.” Ben of the waon* pared with © Th Historic Ante-penultimo?” th. Would stand *commish™) fora choice of Departments in ¢ The State Depawtment Y ef a social tion than aw,” yon know!) actical prop iselima sical periphery. and the residiam 1 you an extra te pass you Man widly common Interior tor. It orally ¢ is much moi that haw- ayn edd from nn perial Voudoo,—how does that demoustrate Uhat “t chi Dr. Thoman was pron prelin sation —while he wes ander th four Vermouth coektails—that 11 drums would be fired at the w History. When did Boycotting orig h applicant knows of course that Ireland has turned informer sinators of Lord Cavendish) Napoleon eross the Del- cake of ice and captare Sitting Bull and influence following e¢ -be offic ate in the country aware on followers? s Rartlett Pear Camphell’s play en- or, A Typessticker's Re- (The worn-out na beer will not be tolerated.) 4th. —Name the Malagassy Envoy who spake these immortal wonls: “Father, 1 cannot tell a lie. 1 struck Billy Patterson. [did it with my litile hatchet!” Sth.—Who was the author of Civil Service Reform ? ickeon, Jay Hubbell, or Flanagan of Te In what particnlir locality of this terrestrial the individual rejoicing in the omen of Moses was when the light went answer th ahe do von opini Biblical eo: out? Th. —Who discovered otis oF ‘bill english of Indianap- some of “bill's” virtues. (This is a prize query for Demoera F Phipps that best policy 2” Mastodonie Big 4, , start out to- ori 9th. —When slid the * Methodist th 107h,— At the b vation Army ttle of Tippecanoe, when General | ait Br le" in their memorabl how many hours did Spartacus hold the pass of Thermonyle, before Marshal ) came op with the Reserve and routed the Peruvian left-fl as 8:55 before Thoman left, and 1 ng anxious to meet the doctress with the mas- ke-up, came tive mi Th re e door, bat sor Greg: culine Commi unately for me, Uh The professor was al the famous Doctor Mai bottle of Bass’ ale, Facious attacks upon two fort. 1 not reed oat inconsolatle i nt tally a Between the int the chicken formes th dovern nize each other. of bis v salads, steamed that Geography would * knock-oui with a few was his special fort the competitors for + snaps,” geographical problems in this ise Ast.—Locate Blackwell's Island, epon which Enoch Arden was cast away, within its latitudinal and lon tadinal parallel and meridian. her Mrs. Enoch shou efore marrying State your conriet-ions J have Confidence Miki 2d.—Draw a map showing th ms to be improved under the last * River and Harbor Appro- priation Bull (The Mississippi, Dack Creek, Snagg’s Gutter, the Riproaring Rivu and euch other well-known tiv Which is the highest j or the piye of C 2 (This is particularly a Civil Service q having been sired by that eminent reformer Sehinzz, and kept on ice Wh. Name two opposite Arabi Be ith. —Is Maine hounded on the north by Lower Call- fornia, or Oslhosh t or by both t 6tA.—What is the po circus sis aviguble. stre passed by Congress, 8 may he omited.) ak—the Peak of Tens Hing ato wl, rifle, electior t Fecuring a re rstion, Carl wee 1RBL.) Mexican coast, directly ulation of Circassia, when the ws ko into winter quarters? of Hoboken will a line pass drawn from Rio Janeiro to Mozatnt Bth.— Ace there ther points « built Kill-me-quick Railroasl,” | where direet connect 7 Land and the Tnfer 9th.—Give the principal export elusive of the Maori, 14 s fables 10/.—In what portion of New Je Extra Dry, Poma kel ny the “Vander ides Spuyten Devil, with the Heavy: Rex of New Zealand ex- nagerie kangaroos, aud sheep= ey is Mum's See, Verzenay, and 9 mpa s manufactured? completed th and, after biddi affectionate gout tlie (in the fushi you forget itt) t 1 to my five-story back * West-Eod ” th compile the rv lustrious trio, as ab To those of the Tur Jovae’s re ing to embark upon the u mental life, and thas ) ac sm of this, our great and ge-lorious and wh tited by knowing th tous questions in advance, 1 would & When you have th oneal, an { have received explored wgewheel in Joverum momen uadered Uy y efforea in your behalf (from a ¢ of coal, up) will reach me safely, ges prepaid —to aton if semt—with all HANSIMAL HAMLIN JONNKON, THE LITTLE RITUALIST—LENT, “Now, my dear dolly, 1 know this long Lenten sea- son has been a great trial to you, but I hope I shall see no more levity from yon till Easter comes, awd then you may wear your blue silk and enjoy yourself as anuch as you like.” comicbooks.com