Judge — March 24, 1883 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. _ IN A LUNCH ROOM The a yn may sound incredible in this nineteenth | fraternity, and if they didi’t press “ “ Cee ee eb though be never ate #xty quail In thirty days, nor | will to break, now and th Ther abou, ket out a bruiser in Uhree rou Tu the sanctams of ©The Press. His father was aman fanlt. He food and Irish sufferers; loaned ca That goes ‘round. widows, who advertised in the Per the New York Heras, aut i One of the Table of Laws r visit Ls le mournin, ave of Ih gulated the watks and moderate wealth, but was yen, A widow was uot per yed in one of Worth's ts robes, Lefore the violets bloomed 01 late lamented. Nor was she s eof a rous rman ibe aud nothingness Jorsed indiscriminately to Fla as Well as ulge in mooulight walks on the beach, and ees pcan) his friends, until bis estate was ¢ coke handkerchief firtations with elzht-dollar-a-werk So that ever Jack and J sorbol. Solon, therefore, baring 110 money t store clerks, nor set her cap. for a rich oll bachelor uo ca rau der on fast horses and professional English teauties | Sive was not suffered to go shout at night unless tn ¢ Kidd ee sere went to work a name for himeelf, and be- | Chariot with a torch be! re her. The pleasure in becoming a widow in thos Conooetion of © M. Quad Of Hil Nye of * Der Or tt a useful ¢ k Dodd considered as g up or nebre, In his day, a working man was 1 hing—save in a game of seven- Another law provided that no son That tho grin fs one that’s mad on lead ee weak epot... the alist cating.” This was Intended to Le severe on the ofl est provocation, mo By Bunt nt the winged steed Pexassus to, Who learned bis tr n, but at this di nice it looks quite the rover On the Hakeye comic gew! evolve poetry by the yard—merely to pass away. BIS | 16 our day, when a son is not bred to any ¢ we Wal Gat ad adolescent fdle hours. His idle hours could have been | 1 OOF ds NNN A on is el bral to : Or that James Montgomery B——. passed more profitably in sawing wood, bat he never | aoe ee ee eee Who spells Danbury with D. tof that. Later his pc @ mOrE COT: | 7 iter law mails tix Solon commar : Teatill joking, and ax tro wrote it with a purpo: Soniem.| Anoeney ae mals Uy; Solon, commanded Ue _onnet of ieacen i any dog that bit a man to deliver him up with a loz | about his neck, and that he didn't a prohibiting cats from holding mid meetings in a citizen's back yard is strane ed putting his Tables of Law pie verse, Tis iulea, it is presumed, was something like this | “Hat hal! That's good, eput who likes “18, Dadd Whose readers have All the ye That he's been upon the statt It as not surpr Of that Her Caused by s Chuck! * Fora plain drunk ten Or go to jail and ten days stay een glad tablished all bis laws for one bu xpiration of that period, if he fon ve satisfact il they didn't ing that the populace received this | {A whose broad Laugh, proposition with murmurs of dissatisfaction and threats hand pourageaph of lynching, Instead of havi First appears— 1g his laws printed in the Congressinud Record, be wrote them m tables. In this shape the newspapers welcomed their receipt by mail | and forebore saying sarcastic things about them, They were better for kindling fires, but for wrapyy up a mackerel the laws were an utter failure, On a certain occasion Solon, in onler te Ataijnaneuana Nee: tain object, counterfeited a distractivn and © You will And It jotted dows amily to cireulate a rumor that he was mad. Hee | in tho Allee boune a booes, posed a column of spring poetry, memorized it, stuck | With side atam pe straws in his hair, and rat out in th Willian is the proper name jis verses as if they wereex- | AS We have intimated, Solon'’s lawa, when cc His ruse was successful; but the sane im. | Pleted, niet with some opposition. The New York Sie n would hl he had remained at | sid they exhibited too much of the ove . with his name at- | dud smacked of Ca Of this jovial Jona, the samy tempore. At whose door we lay the Dla p home and simp f muirth—eramypes sarism ; and Solon was Jaily waited | ee wes A ee oes cit Bt | oe cscs ie ces ae | mn akes a wreck The Athenians were constantly quarreling among | free list, or the duty taken off whisky and tobacco, or Tl bef your restaurant check themselves about the ma vernment, | Something that way. In onder to cacape these an: | For this meal, There were several different parties—Oligarchists, | Noyances, he purchased a vessel and sailed away, in: That you stranger, full of fun. Republicans, Anti-Monopolists, Democrats, Socialists, Tt has probably neve With coat and vest u packers, and Prohibition was ashington that they Has got Milwaukew's ly honest political of would escape a annoys and Hear hie sue wily thing upon which th pleasure to their constit if th unanin pusly Ann'ak toast iat dene i06F the spoils of office. The Socialists advoc the Tant leave the country for ten y | Are heaping up Gloo's st butchering of the wealthy, and a division of their fe monay uni business would boom, Many skin-cracked! sides are sor property. They wonld meet in the rear of a beer | PL where he acquired a fresh From the mirth saloon, about three nights a week, and drink beer and | stock of wisdom from the learned priests, and, as Texas Knox and Aleck Sweet buteler rich men in their minds—until midnight it may appear, wrote a poem of con- | Xproad Siftings, wa a treat, Solon, being neutral, was invited to arbitrate their It was a brilliant exhibition of wis. | | Which you everywhere may meet differences, wherenpon be resorted to a amall piece of to go. so far from home to vrite an | On this cart subterfage. He promised the Socialists a division of “Mrs, Partington" and Ik: Awd that other smirking Stalk: holders and monop ‘The dod gasted “ Spoopendyke "= Bless my heart! Tean't think of half the men Who sling a jocund pen Tv omitted or Mighty smart Ith of the rich, and assured t the w Dloated bond | citizens of Athens could stand without getting He knew just how much poetry the | 1p a ists security for their debts. AIL parties having. great ev ence in Solon—he not hay- | A few years after Solon left home, hi ing tech implicated in the Credit Mobilier crooked: | to quarrel. The ness, nor voted for the River and Harbor steal—he | divisi Jed to run the sts renewed their clamors f of property, and planned ernment. He resolved | nation of the Cz: o t the coro: ' Tt was safe en himself into an entire Congress, with upper a he Czar distance of several th pined, and proceeded to make a | Solon hurried home and found ws for the government of the people. This lower Houses con | Oph Toad of Arkansaw, Table of 1 Obeys the humorous law, scheme was mach more econom And fills cach Ts nual! With ran men to Athens to * Remus" and “Old Si, el Pisistratus, making incensl I than he ¢ them to wade in the | and sending a couple of tundred | monopolists, Despite the pleadings of Solon, Pisis- | sts, election a w mileage, and devote two weeks | tratus and his followe Wh eized the Acropolis, and Teyare vucoa eh; o weal tinkering atthe Tarif ud revsing | fs! te ety to anve ee ive iniee ” My honored gue speeches for publication in the Congressional Record. ny them: Vin the city, amid all Table of Lawa was, on the whole, a sound | the turmoil, making sp furniture, though at tirst some statutes | T eral of his laws forbs and writing pee see pottry ul to have a | ical effect on Pisistratus, for he sent for Solo | rel with him, and ret amuel | bezzed bim for heaven's s For they veut Stripping Hu N display of cool inditfer ant} wonder thieves, thus awed, Got the bt criticism, men to speak evil of the | confe ined many of his laws, . . . a dead; hence, if a man spoke disrespectfully of ake to stop writing poetry If these rhymes be out of joint 4. Tilden h rrested and fined. It also prohibited | Solon’s reply was to return home immediately. and lay Greasy critics will anoint speaking evil of the living in the public offices or a | and when a ailed to Governor | titled: ** The Fable of the Atlantic Island,” N. J. Fort- Hen Butler as a“ Th k-eved spooney,” | unat his life ended before bis poem, and it is | rated inthe erema- | i | } j j the | t e keel for the greatest effort of his life—a poe ‘The brow of * Pith and Poi Of the Neves, at spape or or accused a profeasional base-ball elub of selling out | supposed that his body was nein ANCIENT WORTHIES. a game, the editor was arrested and fined three | tory farnace at Washi Pa., for Ari mee drachms, which compelled him to deny himself several | ashes were scattered abont the Ish V.— SOLON. other drams. ‘ 1a man Awoxe the wise men of Greece, stood at the lon made a law concerning wills, previons to which | t head of his class. As was customary, even in those | wills could not be made. It is suapected that this carly times, he had parents at one period of his life. | statute was built at the instigation of the legal otle says his 1 scattered about, hl ean uctive part in State for writing. anid loses his ap} FOUN 1. WHLLIANS comicbooks.com