Judge — March 24, 1883 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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A SPRING IDYL. AN editor sat in bis office, 4 elitors gen'rally do, A-clipping from sundry exchanges All items important and new Soon up to bis desk strode a maiden, A rural one, lank in physique; Who pertly exclaimed, ‘d like a few words tu yu speak.” Look-a-here, sir, a scrawl in ber fingers, Mave you lines up quick she madly responded Vm not sich a blamed Esquimaux, now"? “TL hain't “Tu freeze myself writin’ the like, i This time o° the year Insteal, I Consarain’ the *Bateefal Spring.” no sich thing ev brung yu some varsis “It tells of the daizees and lilacs, An’ roblus that flewy-kum-tlew ; Waal, jist "beout the tail eend o° Apree!, nedidars git slopt o'er with dew.” r died ere she finished on “Spring.” Is are all kindly requested No flow'rs to his obsequies bring Suppressors of Fun. Tue Third stormy affair argued that, as the society was called Man's clearly break down their constitution that the b to suppress fun. The presi fentle “Mr aime is the At ing proved to be a very 1 Krout the admission of women Mr. Keen s: always Association, aking down of a constitut th women should be admitted. vot ealled on Mr. Gall for a speech. That 1 spoke as follows : The ti, This Anti should be dear to every it is dearer to me than It has noth. It holds no compact ase or low; at stands al hear.) does cur asso fore, President ost important word in our member, 3 to do with poker-playing. with anythi obscure. (Ile Now wha ne, gloomy jon oppose? Funny Lanswer. Can man only oppose fanny men their devilteies daily devel wok at great work that mothers-in-law have in suppressing fan and men; and you will tell me Gat woman is not only largely endowed with th to make good y, but that she has capacities necessary agents for our of k through all organiz: been pn You grav here to night (great a pioneers in this work of suppr has been suppressing fun since the Garden of Eden, 7 evening an Irishman came home to Williamsburg (not Number One]. He who was usually sober was funny. His wife her tribe 1 by his heels and threw him down a fig stalrs, Thackeray says that women prefer soher men, The Rev. Morgan Dix would say mission of women Hew Anti Talim: and [ say, how can y learned, andsome men ar th re I tell you youtthink you seized proposed al- yt Anti-funnier Lot the women join in the face of this in in “the women.") 24 of evidence? chpers wei ‘nappinturtte “Mr. President J:nit to our Society he admitted ag well as at ean kick the quicker than a mo He was called to president, parked that * the already admitted one jackass, and that hi he could to kick up a row.” [¢ f pistols.) Order being continued: © Why, Mr. Snappintartle, T once heant a debate on the que ‘Has the mule been proluctive of greater fun than misery ** and all the weight of ev It seems to me that, if we ery eto 1 that suppresses fun in nantes omen; tof a man by th Society ha had done all at uproar and draw. ined, the president for there is no an Well, F don't kn dence was on the fanny back). In this debate all the conundrums: a from the time of Mala: I think the member should be for attempted fun,” pu jokes quoted, Live dol {Snappmturtle was seized and the five dollars cheer fully pai Mt hall Amy.” Th a branch of it.” Mr. &. Tite This me alvatic actly: » does not suit her do I think adtission. W ° pants fe alre in our society—sort sand we must But T think that the interpretation of our na He itis that is elott the sole a and if tar Un 1 we had bet Doctor Bombust hh—the breech of promise power to de vested in our president hority su Mowed etings, if women are admittes), without substi at revolver [exhibits ess on the part And L warn my fellow im admitted T sh ply bri for the pr ven-shooter. Great those near him] am mbers that if women trap fall Ttrust the measure will ni A hundred men sprang upon the who had made al pu a social meeting of the Land Ls Whi onder was restored t Ate wretehe Throng dreary life this ‘That man was made to m nm down, were | MBINATION BORACKS THELION KING reshments consisted of cold shoulders and al , with Good Friday at th | scarcity of hops. and Uh may wonder allowin consequent heer we Jed to work mor The society, later on, the aims, objects, and identity of the it should hereatt and Women's Ass of New York for the suppres Ahan promotion of fun, that, in order thi Association 1 i be called The ation, of thi decided City, County? and Sta Some girls are manly enough to hel eut the tee in Trumbull, Ohio. Yes, and all over the conntry Is help break ice during the skating there's nothing very do it they Asian, Michigan, ships over a bundred tons of k daily. The next walking match should be bel there. Tne Congressman who hesita opinion and the pul it's worth a coul the But jee samee, c opinion is generally lost. sand of two to hin al | «You can't carry a barrel of flour up-stairs,” said a fellow to a boaster. deer up-stairs reply. nd that’s heavier than flour,” was the For ot Grant, of the dishonorably discha to three months’ impriso which has began on Governor's Island, Another coming to grief by not paying the thddler. Loxayruiow says: ‘In character, in m style, in all things the supre plicity.” Gueas Longfellow n a steer from a buneo man. aining @ violin under false pretenses, Private al in excellenc er saw a countryman is sim comicbooks.com