Judge — March 10, 1883 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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Well, we started for the th we took a car like sovmned uneasy, cent piece to the U THE JUDGE. this pw L will swear that I had 6 weket, Lup t twelve dimes ins Whe I thee 1 slipped i nt te nto tell her hey hal just piece we pay the fare a dime » Philadelphia Sudhenly the ¢ 1 vat in tat t Whe eecent pic anny shivers crawl down my back. | lly 1 examines Stealt! The there Thad pat it in the box by mis he change in my pocket | take | With a red face, I got up and slipped in a ten-cent | cen, There w entlenan of Milesian extraction sitting im the corner, winked at me f ract over ye, him." F the nixt ear,” « ned ye have worruked it off 0 T made no reply when the driver intruded his head iu the Hey, mister! Well? “Ye Yes. De taid Dat m yer outer and [was just returning to my | vei F again satel hw Trephed pat athree-cent piece lu fast 7 hes thirteen cents, I don't wanter cheat th anudder cents. Here's vent TH git mine onter der box when I gets to der Of course I hail to tal led and the Phils T seemed to ful swindler, “We were had a fe it, while th look ded if 1 widow askance at_our destination, howe isle ver, for we only and Twas only too glad to Of the: vebiele As lack would ba ers upon the comer bof vic here: was a boy selling Rowe , my fai Nin’ Natury yourself. Mow mach? lly, 1 eaid they were. You've been th asked | eply, for he was of Castilian I po The violets were mex, the required +4 centa,” handed over ar. Just elutehing 8 1 was about « the theater, 1 fe at my coat-tails Tturne “T Pasiro 4 me thre said he, ‘you maka a mistake enough there was a three-cen| T niuttered an apology and fished of the whieh tl 1 » iecily frigid; my stock tly fallen bele | could tel re jelyshia widow tably warm, now be Well patina to make @ sketch out of a serial that Uhrees-cent piece $ dials By mistake I zaveit to the ticket-s ler at the theat he shoved it back with a sneer, and the remark Seven cents \ Tn the theater we went to supper. e ita rule to neve Fee over ten cents toa That amount juet about keeps them at their social level So I slipped what I into the waiter's hand, posed Was the hundred wills “He sized it up. * Then with a sapere Monsieur probs it will “Tt was th “Here,” continued my. eésasris who had requested me to tak: us air he gave it back by needs it w fe three-cent piece azain, ry hin across the ferry.” the yenth ia three-cent | excuse me,” hi eked ed the idea of issuing ited States Gi sped 1 re tut it was nickel three- vernment.” Tr was y Jar The for of the Philadel) + that night when poken te thbed bim by thes “He cried 1 Yeo. With profound respect « Thanks Why Aw hod me Wait!” sald 1 He did eo, Mr. nickel tl New York Dail eercent piece, ms, pra | im mr \ tk J indorsing his deed will be: im of the Uni vis pr ood city, town and vil Simile Let A coNTENPS Wilde he wats Hans several hntudree dollars, ete and * the Thi } turns | fish,” * and nuh! gave Moatin nipy A Naw Yous plu ably he dida’t employ any one Tue Timit deen raised by the Lewishatury Wha f interest on tn cent unseen re A Manon ha lives next doo nye whom the dertaker ea Oye of the feui has found it ul pose they did it by manufactur \ PRRs uecess s saya he kno as a humorous writer, laughs at whatever he contrib Tue, American ean-can—the t Iy David Davis: marries that she'll ¢ > realizin; tract A woman 14s $11,000 worth of lace laid ht to have been arrested people shoald know better th “TH te married people,” r Jones, * the A married mal path for him,” walk were evidently rked Br dior * of Broadway 1 i the Yad killin \ his conduct ed tobi the instigator a by said jury tely held in every Loose. 1 in the sea of Broa a rinse his while walkin: Joe,” and | here he up by a no tis was relieved t that b walk" <a atran wewhiat of the: rat nthe sir,” ane whieh ell ina rom seven to ten per We Its capacity. 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