Judge — March 3, 1883 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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He was attracted he had pureha pocket, and started for home. As he pa f to geta seat up front, noticed a zeneral nplifting of noses, act of it, By and wen offened by a treme called to the condui Open the wind sbarply at Mr. Br himsslf, at the same time Presently a conntrymu into the vebicle, and sat opposte Mr. Breakup. They hadn't been in the car three m before the old lady whispered, lon enough for all to hear “Lay, Josh, there's rotten ezzs in this ‘ere kear.” Then sbe looked at Mr. Breakup. So dil all the other passeners, and Breakup began to feel uncomfortable. t aware of the ri plely by the editin his the horse-ca he hat he th nothing by hia olfac greealile odor, and he eaaid. The conductor looked «1 muttered some iving his nose a vizorons Mowing, and his wife got nutes, at | city FUTURE. it ‘tain't,” responded Josh, contidentially Have ‘em in the city?” said he, wink: at Breakup. Last fall 1 hicke my clothes, il tell you what'll take what away? inquired the amazed Breakup. ~skunk! Hat hat do U know about skunks 2" exclaimed the in: akup. Ob, that ‘ere’s all right. You jist get #ome ben akup didn't wait ¢ He began to sur- was somethis 1 he e made diligent seat ally strack th He took it out. One good. © supper-table Mra. I and spilling Mad," she sald. suddenly began Ventilation Breakup said notbi ght that the perfar When he me frorn. 1 Mrs. Breakap, he thou, red around his clothing arned next day he noticed 1 new dining-room, and asked whi c Ob," s coat. By th country lately No.” responded Breakup, snappishly Well, you m skunk, for th Texchanzed eakup you been in Why a round where there was a paugh ! Mr. Breakup looked at the chair savagely coat worth about $1 t $25, and he f all kinds. his coat ¢ inwanily cat anathemas against cheese wife buy che Deacon Ricnarp Swiri, of the Cinel el of don't know who unfriendlin acensed the bat who- at truly good man's high appreciation of a ten-cent piece. and thoroagh knowledze of what it will bay ial will not be We ndliness towards silver,” silver.” of 1 ever he may be, be is probably anaware of 1 the suggestion to eall the Brooklyn I Tons Assinorum, a good and a proper one. its uninterrupted connection between Halls of both muntc warrant the title, if not the respective else. es would appear to Fraxce, just now, appears to be enjoying a monopo- ly in Canne,s\d statesmen. quitted the | It was | Washington Territory, b oned his Indian and bear constituents for a tie purpe ans, and his bears a AS the Republica just at th gif Should it prove successful, it will be ate to buve a » choose fre + State of Disagre State of What Sh: as of ge pitted as aS b ueed of a few it would not be at al fort was made in the ¢ very m prisi ection fudic cessary for the Th instar ame of course. , such, for of Alarm nent,” ** State of C I-We-Do-To-Be Such # desis lo. Me the Indians and bears of W waltzing ayypened. Pore speaks of a period wh youthfal grace.” We note t for the special benef ta serious contemplation of the wisdom ined may serve to pc of more than aver: (we beg pardon, C nown, a man of ho ata moral ant Wi plain) Langtry is a war t wi se lonzitude jor, a dead-sl buss. and as rave as. Now must needs well, as hi fall inthee ton de Boots. be tr » Southern colonels, sure, tl nonce the bi 1 The whole ci efor Mr Get awaits with bat tin E engaged two ships now curr Iris your mi indifferent as to who shall “knock the epots him. with the bir WHAT'S IN A NAME? Tans is a question we have been vainly ashi why La iy im tite? 1 latest now-cower to ji shoud we say: “May your Tia ¢ ity ru wver;” or sh Lo lication period of 11 not remember Will the Gan is in the set of info id we exclaim © the pu y your L New y Soonly | this line quite so. perplexing. | standar least a tamtale fi hearer, whose us tion on this su MopatiNe To a Decrre.—Toc toothpicks. ’ pick Vendor "Ere’s nly five cents a pac Turp swered, Mr. James G. Apvice G Acmy to quit > aris. —We candilly advise the anid take find no other or better plice the first j | anyhow, and even if it was, the only combinction equal tot Salva beas free as the Salvavionss { The native Jerseyitian Lia than his cout applejack is best Salvation ew Jersey to the wood F evar ce, New Jersey isn't worth ¢a task is minstrel show nh may it wont | down over there for a cent. rather save his apy perhaps of the two, the TALMAGIAN, “Taey tell n hus te open his cave that the Bible isn’t trae, and ask as if we helieve the Saviour turned water into Yes, I believe It, f it's just as eagy to turn water into. wine water.” The point is well taken. If yon hh: water In one zlass and your wine In another. make mueh citference which glass you ‘tarp, oracle speaks from experience, evidently. rooklyn oracle, tying ce in a beantiful how-knot, and throwing wi'e 1 of oratorical inspiration, * the 8 wine into comicbooks.com