Judge — March 3, 1883 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. Tie musical event in prospective is the morial performance under the direction of Dr. Leopold Damrosch. The programme will consist exclusively of selections from the greatest works of Wagner, and the services of the ** most eniinent n America have been secured. The boxes and first choice of seats are to be sold at anction “The Black V ences to Nitlo’s Gar cm od me m * has served to attract vast audi- en during the week. Under the nagetnent of Messrs, Poole and Gilinore this old time favorite resort 18 floarishms. Next week Mess. T Primrose & Wi At Ato atcher, Haverly’s ement™ Nest week B. Siberia Mr. Jo K. Emmet li Irelind ” at the Co: Morris’ “Olds “+foluutho” still chirps at the Standard Theater “The Queen's Lace Handkerchief may still b e Theater holds its own w We wish the actors F n t Theate audiences di + Her was pl ring the ptic drama, alight business In * Fritz in ppolitan Theater this week, "will serve to dru the audi ‘wion Squat Romance hold the bad 4) who swarm the and blatant walks would critics + My Partner” made John A. Stevens, of the Wind- Theater, very happy during the week. Glorious J jolees in Bi the interior of Tony Pastor tupid. new comedy by the 9 of the *Seven Twentycisht, ‘I for next f this theater Stetson 4 t's Theater fleence of ly knows that ater in Fourtee AM Daly's the Every ath street is ti Casti Inflation * nd at Harrigan and Hart's“ MeSorley’s is large audiences every night aukin did well with the rec s week in the Grand Opera House. Francisco Minstrels are alwaya in luck. 1 Opera ugled at by Mr. MeKeo on Fr ° San R ted Next Boston ie Theat The Company Aver rm. We aro assured by Mr. Osnoml Tea h forming every night “Meart and Hard Young Mrs, W Mu Lester Wallack that Mr. wt that he is per- Silver King.” jou Opera House, promises to grow old at ot th hrop The zon ter. sti wass'T SCRE * Axy Eplse * tim patians Leal on in northern ing tenr.engazed Int rk of evanzeliza hale and hearty old Dateh ed at the out8kirts of te ¥ directed. Vell ul those; tad Tdinks inder pack yard yesderiy, only Chris ht it wasa schipmonk,—vot you call ‘emt—den lectle animals.” * * * But the colporteur had re- sumed bis weary way. ww der woman whom aie, whither his Mistered T vas not so is shod vun she replied, ny poy “Tsnoctp Jast like to pay you off.” as the United States said to the national debt. Fitth | have taken lovers of goot singing by | THE MILKMAN’S SONG Tata bold, bold Aad very hi hoodwink all my patrons, orn Lery “Pore milk! pure As soft as silk, ow, don’t you seo the cream Ascending Before your eyes? It surely is no dream.” You may be sure, The: | te put it in thelr coftes, | yoke 80 White and sweet. Thoy praise the bold, bold milkmia Who uover d Tknow a brook, Down neat Wher And mak a. TwoMer, Unhappy Simpson otxa Stursos reformed on the and among other good resolutions st of the year, determined to teach a A you gether d events she 2 in Sunday:se | 5 lady by the w alto- | ead with th but at all | ¢ of Mary was not last depart same school, Simpson wa shat 1s Vulgarly known ag + but be made out pretty well cutil | | one Sanday when the author of all evil inspired one of | o's boys to ask for un Ity between Jose 1 Bilstical lor his Simpson's, not the aut authentic aceoun | Mrs. Potipar the diflic nonplused, he had never heard of the | Jeman and larly, but he braced up und promised to on the fo Sunday i cof al explain the matte Resolved to make him: » toc at the su sta master of 1 in the conversatio ning (it is not ne t bat the aforesaid table was spread I > Mary"s fat could enlighten him. Mary, I got caught to-tay. My boy about Joseph and Potiphar's wife #). to inquire of the fair one whether or no sh Ob! T say wanted to know and | | © gentleman who visits Mary now, and teaches | the class formerly known white ne | hut the boys Simpson's class, wears a nd glasses and is a di t like him half as much. K-tie nity student, WOOP A KIND. | Laxptorp (to Teneat).—Goolmorning, sit; fino | day, sir; just called round to see if it would be con | t for you to settle yoor quarter's rent, sir Trsast.—Di . landlord, of the doors in this house will sbut? Lasptnno.—New house, Texast ittakes thne for me to all again. eh? Do yoa kn that sir; new house, you know; to settle, sir Abt then there's a pair of us, I'ma new tenant ttle, too. Goorl- ing not give his name ont sat this moment suffered B Why does a Because at nizht repeat—is still at | A MAN | his tamity—a ma tai hen only lay es in the daytime? she's a rooster.” The man—we Jat we f respect for who perpetr | Tp, aa Mrs, Malaprop affirms, “comparisons are odorous.” never unilertake to compare Harlem Flats with Greenpoint. In midwinter, even, the result might prove disastr gan THe Jen Hoo in that part of Peunsyly be prin} aline, which you have sent us. | fos," wil noon be p ALWAYS CAME DOWN-STAIRS THAT (TAT. Tur other evening at a Broadway hotel, a gentle- nan of very fal! habit. was obseryed to approach the top of the staircase and step out confidently into space. Natural results followed. With a crash that startled everybody witl the careless man ricocti the winding way—his her ace with is head—at the speed ain, and when arriv in hearing, ing dow flat on his ne so Wearied with the he evinced no inclination to ris A dozen by-stunders rally enough thinkin or something, TI er grail If together | waving his hand with as much « stances would admit of, excl Tallus come down-stairs that wa rushed to sistance, n: he tac: 0. sitting postur and as circum: med: * G'way inates Mt have Leen gevn taking a drop cer in the adjoini the w of a somewhat less perilous ch: SS A AE A room. Penuars if William Barlow, hing Miss Isherwood, 1 friends as Jarvis, Ki Comn f Ju picking his teet who was sentenced to sand six months for rob- do om or: as heed eed fom Hooas.—Your * Fo McALPINe (Philadelphla,}—Let ns hear from so b scweak |—Proceed with the good work, Sse ‘onel Bliss lid not write the artlele. tributor to this Send your poetry to Tom Costigan, editor of the city Covsstion OLiveR—Y ot Hare of sketch has teen rent to Hartt Boury Lewis (Cinctooath has teen placed on Mike McD, (Chiea You (Now 1 N—Ves, THR SCBGE as wy We dh not say t nh—Na, W. BM 1s not sporting We Was, We WoUld—but Hever yon are Mayor of Chicago. ay be LAS. Parr y large ch T. A. H—Your poetry deshicated to Alder Jat the usual advertising rates an Seaman w fF sch poetry—$ Jony R. Haskix.—Thanks for the elegan Your article, ished, Castorin. 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