Judge — March 3, 1883 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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; | _ THE DOMICILE ERECTED BY JOHN. Translated fran the euigate nf M, Bowes Benory the mansion reared by davtal Juck | } Sw the malt stored in many a plethorie sick In the proud cirque of Tvan’s bivouac | Mark how the rat's felonious fangs inv | Th + in John’s pavilion laid Anon, with velvet fout and Ta nyuin strides Subtle Grimalkin to his quarry glides ree rodent Grimalkin grim, that slow the i] Whose tooth insidion + Johan's sackeloth rent Lot now the deep-mouthed canine for's assaul That vet the avenger of the stolen mal Vy Jack's ervative call, Stored i the hallo inets of that hall That rome complete Here stalks the impetuous cow with crumpled hor Wheres the exacerbating hound was tory | Who baye! the feline slaughter beast that slew The rat prelacions, whose keen fanics ran thr a | That lay in Hans’ inviolate domain, | | Here walketh the fortorn damsel, crowned with ru by Lactiferous spoils from vucein who dr g | Of tt ast, whose tortuons hort i au - Of that Immortal bovine, by wh ru } Distort real was bor j The benust Clnsive The © Antewslaneots nieular, vexer of that sly nadrapestal, who mad monlacous rat, that dard to dewou lo in John's domestic tower } Lat here with biesute honors doffet, su who linked tand the man unthe ' Of maponaceou: Tn Hymen’s ght wh Even Who milkest th Who in That dare! to vex the insiduous muri Who tet Mucnce theough the pelt Or that who robled th s stared frou many a rif vingin all nw with implicated horn, ine torture faltor Jack had bailt ous Shanghai comes at last Whose st a Who sealed the yous of Hymen’s sacrament To him, who, robed in garments indigent, Fxoseulates the damsel Lahrymose, The emulator of the horned brute moro ‘That toast the d ried the eat that killed The rat that ate lay in the bouse that Jack bnilt aroused che shor eeclesi AMI DE MosPER. | No, 41144's Prisoner. Parrick MoGtxty came froi that beantifal island ross the sea” which farnishes us with Aklermen, Ros Hurrula” Reliet Fu rick Day Parades, Orangemen, and Anti-¢ tors, yelept Ireland, Patrick was six feet his | like a fiah, hada fist on him like O'Donova had red hale, could drink New Haven ham, and had about as mach brains and ev pickled whale Therefore, asa matter of course, with a brother-in- Ww who kept a liquor saloon, and a cousin who wa pat Albany,” Patrick was immediately | the po Bat for a wonder the Ce tle diseretio the Sixth Want, where he would bave probably been Killed inside of fifteen minates a t open and instead of patting bim at once down, che zot upon 4 h being ners exercised a lit- | THE JUDGE. pers by the sixth Wanters), they} up in the “goat district, where the greatest da + that a patrolman may die of too much sleep, for the Inhabitants are few and far between, and arrests are lecideally Infrequent Tnudeed, te the tele blue-ceats a lrunken tramp is a na th ira between tw perfect bonanza, afd wh reserve is called vat and the | news is te own to heal-quarters as a © terri Le riot in Morrisania tid Jy MeGinty (No. 411) | be bout the rocks withont a chance to dts tin imself, until one day the captain called te | --¥en” aaid M wroat with dinty 1 Hoolihan nd MeGinty the orned of the: preeinet med, bi awed off tail and dirty-white hair; at men and a swallower of tin ca knocker over of children and a f lar Ji tripe of goat linmediately did Me cabin of the Hoolthans Ain't you going on beat who was S1144s side partner, fer upon posters: Jam Jihan's goat;” and MeGinty proceed to enter rticularly inte details said be, in conelu: soy, 78 11.°t0 his listener, wood ye moind giving me a sthewr About wh “When Tse Faix, Pdidn't re the haste, wh oike Lo expase my Patrolman 76 was somewhat of the wa Take it right to court,” said be, 5 | te Jit out Valiantly did MeGinty enter the courtyard of the Hoalihan mansion Ol man Hoolihan leant over the away at an Avenue A meerschanm (T. + Misther Hoolihan,” = e upon up arriat.” “ Faix, ‘tis sorry Tam, but yeare too late,” replied Mr. Hoolihan; “a fly-cop tuk Danny last noight. The hye got too aristocrat As lonz as he worrukel the freight cara for pig-iron he was all roight, hat whin he thried to burglarize MeNulty"s = hewnd get caught. Hewnr truce hy the monun } be tnk.” esand 1 knew t Ir isn't’ Danny want.” | Take bim wid pleasure | self who js glad to get rid av U ‘ight inthe corner.” Have ye a conl Mr. Hoolihan took « commodatingly. Here, this will do ye,” said he. >. LAG ada Let us here ch truth. The goat did not buck MeGinty It did not knock him over the rocks and bore h | bis stomach with its horns, Nothing of the kind. Instead. it submitted to having the rope tie! about ite neck a8 quietly as if it was @ spavinesl oli cow in triumph did McGinty lead forth his captive * Moll hantkerehief | McGinty and the goat headed for the Yorkvil Court. | McGinty’s march, though ip one sense triumphal, was not altogether a path of roses. Numerous of 4144'S acqu: * replied MeGThty, it is vex oat T sand Hoolihan: it’s mee aste, There he lies wen the clothesline most ced toward the oat t remarkable slice of pnicle a mo n waved “Gort speed 5 news beheld him and bis prisoner cker | turn came stood firm, tirical. Such remarks as the fo Look at MeGinty’s ma I's hi brother!” Which is the goat MeGinty, intr + Dov you ms ve it to your irl Redhul, he got it fora birthday sif ALY paiel No Level Lon till the court was reachel. The Me Me kept {was up. Now came the first troulde Versuasion, bricks, coaxi At positively refased tu stones all were eath bel olng up-stal sted, MeGint At last, swe of war T hays who volunterred to take fit The Ja esl surprises + Down-stairs!* repeated hes © why didn’t you btn: He wouldn't ¢ placielly said Metint Who's he with £ The Justice bent his brows pan,"said he, you're eithe 4 jackass What's your jor with? accused of asaault and hattery in charge of two begs How old are the boys?” About eight years apiece?“ wut your Hon We It ain't a man Pe arristesl, suce it's Moolitian's goat f The chronicle «t Iter whick went up from Mhut « When suMeiently rv« at snake Will take the goat to the Alas, when 41144 at wats Zone were the shutters MeGinty doesn’t him, and he aged the influence he had to get trans ferred He was As he cou hanily read or write, and could net 20 above four ti Commissionera, with sr ea three in the muluplication table, the sense, at once placed him ern te headquarters to tig sunt fe back-pay will cost the Pension Fa where said Fe up what f anybody knows es! excessive gallantry ti wards the fair sex. ical one, inasmuch as, This conclusion is certainly a lu 6 Prinve of language, Wales is necessarily th nf Halles, “AHA! 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