Judge — February 24, 1883 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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Liz We are pleased to learn that Henry Chay - | Dean, having had his shirt washed for the Was gal pink cheeks caller Lize, | first time in over twenty years, has at last oe Allee same don’t love me, kiase | taken to A Defense of Christiantiy.” Makee aquint at M Shake pigtail | pal to shake ; | orld, and put ! Lize inakee piano go kling-kling, rights Susan ia just th oe: CY Tickle man, music to do can't make Rome pg \ Chinaman feel heart tek ander vest to 4 OeR compliments to neighbor Exison— and DAN. ‘ Lize got dog wager tail won't le please hurry up that light The workl's -_— SIit ears, tie libbon in allee yet stock of candles is getting low 1 Fat dug eurlee up on Liz yap . venison | }| vat rive 0 ticks Chinama Liz Ma 1 lips ive ten cents Kisser lips thew When Lize turn pale, x0 die no eat Decline in the Chivalry Market. We de and M ly regret to learn that both Mr. Osear Wi redenick Gebhard have expressed their un d and united opimons that * 3 fast dying out. abject bef hivalry among Our attention but now that Hy does look that way: of ¥ Wash, a Pittsbu appear te hav American peop had not been calied to the eto think of it a late For examy paper, whose proof does not cou very carefully correc Mrwlad ag wedi ymadavl at rule of Now this is simply scandal htly faith, and under what regulation of the listed tourney does this sculliva editor of 1" Wash presumes to call Oscar Wilde a Ment” 0, Weis ne © Hen,” and even if he was, itis contrary to. the knight-err We protest in u Bot mark what laws of true y to call him one Hen.” saint it name of the “Gyda fod Osear yn ymadael, wele Jem Mace, yr uddue yn gwavuthur ei yuuklangosiad! Worse and worse! After calling Mr. Wilde a © Hen, the ¥ Wash caitiff shamelessly proceeds to dub this tie young man a if we rightly decipher the ping of the word © ymddan profane pr at. AS regands spretful allusion to Mr. Jan t ec James is ke up t in bis own Incredible as it may appear, the Y° Wash kaave re serves his last and most churlish observation for 1 less a per than the Lily Queen of Lot Beauty herself; thas: + Mae Mrs pydda dem ei gogoniant. By the halidom of Don Quixote dela Mancha ! but this caps the climax! How does the it of ¥ Wask know that Mrs. Langtry go-to-her aunt 2” The indications are that doesn t—no, nor to Mra, 7 bouche but suppose that she did? What affair is that nt revter of Y Wash ill-exp a, and with y withe Langtry wedi dechren enil iddi ei hun pa nt ico wants th to the ¢ what reerea Obviously, noi We take oceasion ntify this. scoff knighthood, pure and undefiled, that, with tensions aa the editor of Y Wash, scurrilities uch as his will not wash so long as the spirit of true chivalry 8 the heart and nerves the hand of a single t don't forget it righter of wror -side hoodlums assaulted a A rary of young ¢ Mr. Seebach on Sunday last with alls, He tirest Into the and shot one of the hoodtums in th chest, Mr. Seebach was arrested, and will pr ua assault upon the young be tried for a fe We do not ea, but— rel of deadly wi atallt THE JUDGE. Lace tu ur hearts be trout F you have a ie poker at Coranaey,” saith the Weging at \ 4 amd in mest eases enla there, A khroxt reaches us that an eminent New phy Tris humaw nature ty be The young man in the golden searlet _neckt nid tight ps | cructty on the t ances the racquet old folks meet him at th pns turns his hack coldly’ a pwnieeyed irl whose Lith © him alone, and parlor door on Su lay even ing with words of welcon His y the ha be seen out wit her thick has sworn to stab him in and metropolitan smi ribbon-counter heart is get o Sinth Ward, wh ck street ot iw you t veil arkest night with he liver on sight A SO-CALLED homeopathic 1 hy a we ning, hut simpleminds | The “physician” examined his patient, and takin Vial, hell it under bis nose. “Smell,” sail he J you will be cured.” Considerably surprised, the minded yx quired what wast * meekly replied his M. D.-ship. Har bill fre ns ne “Smell, and you will be paid.” et, and held it under the physic poe! Cincumstascrs all Leer froth A Cincinnati man got his Onger and bad to have it amputated operation however was ne ry on his IN avMratity Aut Vm sad Ani So are we! all the Gerraso Potties. a Bowery barber, has only one » with k men filles! his pip powder, and don't appear nearly blew out his re to be right with Guita ainin; Cuotce literary nightcap: Tom Hood, Wno sags the North American Indian is incapable of civilization? Boss Red Cloud has act putation of being a first-class Wa ington lob. e got it, We for gins’ predicted windstorin for Maret, P.T. 's advance agents are going tu jt earlier “Gigs can be bought in Canton for seve eP ways a fo ty-tive c in correspondent of the N.Y. 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