Judge — February 24, 1883 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. “ECCE HOMO” A vorsusten caine toa college town, ©, the world was all before bint Me sighed for fame, he longed for renown, The sunshine of hope shone o'er him. Mightier.” he at the prep. school learned, Than the swonl the trenchant pen is; Xo be left hase-ball, from foot-ball tarned And he never dreamed! of tennis In an attic he sat, fom morn tll Mid *'Varsity Fair's dense vapor And he writ and he wrat and wrat and wate, Anu hie wee the e« papers, The managing editor nazzed him on To that horrible competition A text he never was known to con And he smiled at the word ~* condition Ju the eighteenth century —yes, it was And even yet you'll tind bim, In the athe high, aj nest to the sky With bis hook< on the floor behind him. But on the snd under the chair And hun; » the rasty fixtures, Are bunckes of copy, tied with string And labeled, © Rejected Mixture,” His clothes are in tatters, like Ry Van Mis light is a tallow tapers He has nsed np a milfion allons of ink, He writes f paper AN INCIDENT IN THE REHEARSAL OF THE PASSION PLAY. THAT WIRE FENCE Ma. Graves (Manager). Here, O Fyn, ix your Jewish Guard all on haved © O'FLYSS (Capt. of Fenish Auardy.* sorr, all ar thim barrin’ Pat MacGinuis We: are not cattle; we are not sheep: nserd onein’ ty his arin’ to kill hes poy r We never browse the heather, The clothes we wear are made of cloth HOW MANY TIMES. ceallop ont these delightful little crescents that Our ahoes ot’ morgecn leather: the aire a mince 4 make it a wo sometimes of beauty and a ver, is entirely wi Hat that’s what the groen is here for their accomplishments, Neither can they eb We play Mttle ' sage aroum| the gard and eateh it and wring ite hex 1 for dinger. Nor ca butterenps, and fe We hick on being wire fences! in 1 Like bears at the great Zoo, garden: It the Faculty thinks this kiek "a sin We hing the Faculty's parton How many times Tell mie how many atom In the atmosphere various names Bat we are not d Of a new-fall'n year nicrnscnpie forms appear In the sun's fant ray xo many times do Td y times do T drink But lew Jone to take care of ourselves, me how m ue up Tike monkeys: know how i and mak a atick 2 Oh! it is sha ameful. Sneh d hin’ that makes men meachin’ 4 donkeys et reflected on the mai acy his institntic ailt ty remove this stain Rich as the gleam of a yellow » and reform the daneing, prattling society belle into the enomea— ata So many times do I drink again. edluc + institute live and fl That wi The Tiger nl will send his own feneo, that Ki coat the coll 60 cents girte'semne tins ry Gf their mother ut hy tearing ; Tue Tiger was delighted the other das; not only r Ami tance ‘Lecenit ences” delighted, but puffed up, as it were, becanse the prine cl al ini Sie, Brocka: BASAL aeen It "8nEe pal of one of the largest female seminaries in M iTHaL wire (ene tial wie tee chusetts wrote to him, asking his advice, He didn't | SsTkONOWRRS are having a reat deal to exactly write, but then he sent acireular (he had it | ins the spot on Venus; but we suspect it is EET. printed simply to save time), which shows that he had“ heauty-<pot™ she had on when she visited Sel ot heard of us and appreciated our wisdom in the manage. | long since Seeirma, my Evtyn; ment of the dear girls 7 an ‘ Blithely L revel in We felt rather bad that day, becanse we had hea Rogduicen wolves ts Lntormiers ia Irelaty Ail the warta love lurking In your deep eyes that the Princetonian had received a catalogue of the Sate Insane Asylum, and we know that the Lit, had | Wieatys, who got so badly left on his biz storm pre As stars above lurking lifted from the mail @ circular descript diction, now says, like Uh time Milleri Inthe to cheat at cards,” and we, poor Beast, had received | made aim a his figur only a pictnre of Danenhower, through the kindness of _ that Mr. Pach. We envied our ECs. We felt bad over it ‘ound, and sell ont our But when we received the kind letter—we mean ciren- i r mule on these | lar—of the principal of a female seminary —as! ther prophets, but he ts a modest old rooster and Sweetest, my Evvly what we thought of the institution. our envy ¥ nly crows for one day in advance Playing the devil in and we were proud and delighted. - This lovelorn life of mine We think it the best thing in the world. Oar girls Waar does Lent amonn 5 social and oth- With thy dark don't know one-half of what they should know about | €F rackets out of } Drvam-wedded wife ef mine, cooking, and the addition of this branch, with a | Kisses and sighs, Out from thy long lashes Sweetest. my Evelyn. requirement of eighty to pass, and that of millinery SIVE. <All that love dare to speak and dress cutting should certainly be commended APPRERENSIVE Breathe t upon thy cheet— The modern female graduate can chew wax in abalf- — Qy, Jove, good-night. I fear to linger dozen different languages, but don't know any more Sow with thee in the pale moonlight. about bow to cut open the polonaise of a turkey and | For thy dad's boot may prove a stinger A Piovs exchange heads an editorial article ‘* Whis- take out the mainspring, corn-crusher aad buttons in Soon ‘gainst my spine. So, lore, good-night ky Logic." Quite rightly, too. Whisky, logically or the “craw” than did Pocahortas. 1. | otherwise, is bound to go—down. comicbooks.com