Judge — February 24, 1883 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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| 10 THE JUDGE. BEFORE AND AFTER MARRIAGE, | tl teins srvater than the supply. This twin thy tion we can | ingly on te maneuvers of one family to entrap the eligitle an My Ma, sary male. The gents of Mui je who were skirmished after had a very nice time, ¢ *Iand lay who wore point Creep ini +. ny sweet ain tomy 0 Let me fold you az So close Fean hear your he i What! these little fingers hee “ pants, and disported themselves bel One's pricked by the ae ribbon counters; and then there was the it} Those hands shall be m such tabor present young lawyer, who at present was not actively When once they 4 ceil in his profession, becanse he could not, as he med the maidens, “find a suitable office; and the F lawyer; but of him m nately flattered the rival families nee, when the DeLann | All mine, little pet, L will shield you From trouble and labor and care 1 will robe you lik fairy pi Anil jewels stiall gleam in then there w f. usually combined with the ein our vext, These young | Foran F hair! av me are perfect! | wn fits.to aT! 4 Those elipy "ito them the reason they " That dressing. Sip daniel ere ut of mere pity, and to the D y darlin T wonder that heaven lI Should such a treasure ton ca Y youths expl Doogana was | The Doogans had give ich they invited not only U an invitation ball at their eli 4 Eight, nine, tex a Time f vent my precious, | residenc Tam with yc males, bat also, as an andien their m Leome. Now aid before, there were six DeLannigan maiden: t claimed ¢ ML peared rather mature f but this was not out, and the night of the party hi at sort of wit sixteen years he And L want to finish this novel And look over those bill: M y wh ‘ \ ; gis named twenty-one as the her years. She had ad n looks like the y 8 ran down at the heel we. What puzzled most people was th z can ever look «lec were six living sisters—how many dead unknown—the and the eldest twenty em icere teins. Tt might be well to mention here ald know how they I from Green}? Why eat sister ne, yet no) It’s not another new dev Look here! Tl be bavkrapt ere New Year ills will have to they had a seven-year-old brot the slvale of this tale. a lull int tograph albam was brou er; thereby hangs Or your store Darin, e ht in ation, the ubiquitous pho: to requisition, All nigh the precocions and loquacious Gussie, the young hi ntertain the company with his remarks, which Elzht o'clock! Mag, sew « As soon as you finish th this button 3 (4 4 1] 4 s i i What's t Hrother, had been snabbed and tried t ! I'm so deaceally « I beliew tto-shirmtshing Capuleta; no. 1a few young men. They were all enjoying them- refinement and. social hypocrisy ves hugely over the ¢ of the book, when aunizans do not taunt the Doogans to e.delighted at having for once in his life rendered J mortal combat, but sinilingly exchange invi f agreeable, called to his sisters to enjoy the fun, to balls, par pers, where the De- | By athe room had ¢ formerly kept a hash-house | DeLannigan girls came over and reeesniz they 1 tried hand not to faint, Mrs, DeLanni janded, © Where did you fore their father obtained the appointment of in. | shrieked 1 Kquor stores, to see that they complied with isla like favor for the Detar 1: *T found it in the garre .annigan took in white-washing pnigans had, following an old custom, inseril gent as aT emocratic delegate | the birth of their progeny. It is unnecessary to remark toa convention, from which he retarned with that the ages inseribed there were more ancient th ysterious wealth nee, it was remarke | the DeLannigan girls admitted, They are trying t a | explain matters, The Doo about this time his pe ical views underwen girls are in their ¢ i rapol transformation from Democrat patil | DEMOCRITES DISWIDDY ce of this antazoniam and jealousy betwee —— these two representative families ean be traced to vari Sysxe Janes is being immortalized in a bloodeal q is causes It might be that each family, being aware | thunder drama. Next thing we may hear of a eanal ts of the other, was angry at | boat being named after b But such is the fate of 1 of jeal Ficia 8 feel teach family had six anwil Whes an actor wishes to procure additional and ler ean picture to hime atuitons advertising, he fires out his wife and | aspiring maklens ina district in | ries” another; then says it is nobody's bus! were ata preminm—the de | ing the newspapers will think « NM It seems bat a moment [ve heen bere, | formance, they had invited the DeLannigan girls ti And now, must [say it A As they glided to their paternal after the hall, the | ty ‘ DeLannigan girls were heanl to ejaculate, * It's a coll + GEL Sie vou-are heavy Gtie lay when we get let” Accordingly” they 4 social light of the Doozans, Invitations were sent | The DeLannigans’ Soiree ing, be’ Lturied out-— We're only got. two par of | i Ti; DeLannigan girls were, to quote popular opini At this hia six sisters shrieked, “Gussie!” and his flicting emotions—or, in othe words, ant presently retu carry i pas eelife Hibernian aristocracy was no exception | of the Doogan girls she came not the re ima: that this | Whatever he showed her entertained K ok the form of rapierwielding | her very much, und she quietly beckoned ber sisters Appropriate Valentines R that int th who rettes heap cane, wears exceed and insults passing. =! ks at the knobs al cloth § valentine would nkey’s head, ornamented with very larze ears, o of a sheep. For one of those hoary, bald headed old miscreants, who always occupy front seats at the theaters when a ballet is on, and who are in: variably 1 with big opera propriate valentine would be one showing * Peeping Tom” in key-hole act nt, unwiellly culine personas tat political dini ud drinks more thervat than and who Is too stinzy who isa a, churitalh dinners, any two of the gue to dabble in polities, a ver gave anything in the charity in his life, no valentine conkd be me the portrait of a threw Fiate than one pound prize-he For one of t physicians who necer advertis of having no need to do so, there bein plenty nappy » with the picture of a duck, whe is Quack! quack!” For the American Irishman who attends church the 1 ejaculating ing and spends the remainder | of the and selling ram, ait | mento would be a bighly-tinted photograph of the Prince of Gehenna, a personage with whom the afore sald A. 1. will one day valentine would likewise be appropriate his wares and ¢ the same; also for our mill ad want d cent of their ill-gotten 1 at uleer « pia Uh eon intimate terms. This who adulterat ly around them and atill hang on to every ains. same very appropriate ind energy, stingy Queen \d hypocritical mill- | stone around the British ne It would also be fitting for the originators of Iris! skirmishing fands” ete., who waste the hard-earned Irishmen and women in this mones of noble patriot country. For one Fifth Avenue noodl would-be Englishmen, an appropriate valenti Id be one eof a solid No. 13 he tician, a fitting one would be a valentine showing n which In; ean't exist; a locality which on view of th ical re a the eau politician o* a citizen, dL. we tomy A Woman's Advertising Tact. Tu ha mental stew, as how to advertise th ne purchased a new few and were in a samnons their neighbors. AL le a came kerplunk into Mes, Jones’ thingers. It was | her hushand should feign an alarming state of | which be immediately did, and searce a day | 1, before his countless neizhbors, beth male and — | wind of his indisposition, filled his hons eply sympathizing with Mrs | f lier becoming a widow, add carpet was just too lovely for After the new carpet bad been premature. All's Well that Ends Weill wi $10 bill, and his em: led s+ he shoved it off on some ¢ AN Austin clerk customer, He said that be did not intend that the | Next morning when the proprictor came down, the weed that billon a fellow, The tiem | clerk met of the tim. v comicbooks.com