Judge — February 17, 1883 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE PUBLISHING CO, 34 and 36 North Moore Street, N.Y. PUBLISIL vCE A W TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. (Usrrep Srares ax py, for 13 weeks an TAGE FREE “ud Aditre . 4 and 0S NoTICEe: ators must pat their valu: (sulyect toa price we may oun bey will be regarded as grat el for return postage, with name and addre to regain their declined arti lt ther: aa Stamps shoukl be writers Nothing Funny for the Postmen. St. Vanestive’s Day may be a very a.ni. sick swains and expectant ma in the lives of the young a chance to gush in—all the way from one cent to one hundred dollar rhyme—when custom lerinits them to be just too sweet to live, but the Cupid eason ig anything but fanny to. the weary, overload postmen, who are obliged to tote around all this aeca- mulated gush, and they undoubtedly wish in their hearts that old Val had been stepped on by a camel while yet an infant.” But if there had been no St. Valentine, there probably would have been somethit or sometindy else for goslings to-patronize. Mr. Henry Bergh. hat Mr. the Pre- © of the in New York. tion to secure’ the their treatment of the be and was ridiculed by His society alike contributed hand- Accorling to 1 from persons convicted of cruelty to him, and he was ver he went Tue fact must be apparent everywhere Henry Bérgh, the President of the Society f vention of Crielfy to Children greatest of men, in his own estimati When be first displayed ent of all who were cruel he received well-merited praise f is re ter classes in this commanity brutes who could talk as well fe 1, ome sums towards its maintenance. as walk He tarned his attention to those who handle me cocks, and becat e discovered in the oga and chickens eng: happ: ing dogs and terror in that portion of society which is to orhood of pits whe in territic battles, Annual reports of the work accomplished by his so- ciety show that many bad men have suffered at Mr. Bergh’s handa, but no attempt is made to prove that the cruelty to horses, less dog and’ cock fight- ing than bet ty came into existence. In fact, the daily newspapers are brilliant with reports of exciting “mains” on Long Island, Staten faland New J nd Westchester County, the Ne the family may frequently re Another Rattling Dog Fight.” Mr. Bergh, He is enlarging the scope of his is lea this soc and at is not dismayed. society's work. is deeply interested in pre- venting sparring exhibitions. No one tell where he will stop. He has erected a throne for himself. Seated in royal style, he dictates to the Mayor, Saper- Intendent of Police, and all others in authority, and groans because he cannot control the sun and moon. Great is Mr. Bergh! How unhappy we would be with- [boisterously waved by the THE JUDGE. Hunting in America. Tue forei; trip is not al frequet who comes to America on a hunting ys in search of wild game. He Is too quest of the Imard-carned dollars of American citizen, and by trick and device often fills The uudividual with flell- Fe rifles, revolvers, bowie flasks, and other knickkn: may bunt the buffalo and be Americans will not suffer. ticated F wealth, b gerous commodity in the market usually lai ie New York at the pres put many of b xtraordinary ols, ks strapped about him hunted in return, and Bat when be plots to inhabitants of North becomes a very dan As there is an un- + of this class of pt time, Tae ents on their guard. swindle the unsopt America out of th pumt JevGE hopes to onsti One Pleasant Sleigh-Ride. Jos worked in His girl Belindy toiled in a paper-box factory But what of that? misfortune to themselves forcibly matric a foundry noit on other ted er the opportunity, mou uished and that’ heavy fall of snow nearly every 2 the paper-box fact by their *fellars ” t But not by a long shot was Belindy goi y of ou st work ents or aluinni of all about indy, had been trea ntidence met | ghted fn that way No, not even if she bad to pay for a money, and invite Josh to do the drivi On the latter terms, Josh gen an afternoon's work, and accompany her on with her own, rously volunteer sacrifice the sleigh-ride. Belindy was i escenes ‘ously jubilant over his kind and lost no time Jn telling her numerous working of the fortbeomify sleigh-ride. Josh, who. had never before im bis life driven a bor determined to try bis Snitial manipulation of the reins on a right sinart atepp The appointed afternoon for their sleigh-ride c and with it a light fall of snow All the etter for Bleighing,” Josh and Belindy. ‘The latter was to g tory Previous to her starting, all Belindy’s working com- panions strove te outdo each other in assisting her with her toilet and dressing for the occasion. One girl, whose name is immaterial, but her fatber is.a tinker, even went so far as to expend two célffaon 4 stick of carmine-coated pepper-rint candy taltiné Belinly’s cheeks with. Another lént her a pink, woolen neck-comforter, to wrap around her limb extremit‘es to keep them warm, At the appointed hour Josh di ketty-split of front of the factory. The “hoas” he dro was a fii At least, so his wild and nervous reins would indicat Gracefully alo’ hued slush of the street, ¢ with all the limp charm of a on a New York cross-walk, after a spr Owing to the comforter being wrapped understandings, \t was with man Belindy got near the sleizh at all Don't get in till T back o i at the insubonivate equine wouldn't worth a cent Instead, count ompanio: mutually thought et in the sleigh in front of the it smart stepper. nle of holding the x behind the sk ted th V8 whit in th buffalo robe skirt trail wer, pund her x sh eith whit having become. frighten handkerchiefs, cing 4 through the factory windows at the prospective sleigh-riders, or Josh's un- skillful tenure of the reins, the horse started and ran nell down the street. A policeman came to J fractious gnimal back in ff pelindy, tremblin leaf fan, got in the sleigh, They had scarcely dri Ob fob t Josh, Hat the which were h's assistance, and led the ynt of the factory, where ike a relic of a last summer's palm ena block when she gasped let's turn back. I'm so afranl 1” | ye ec The sudden jolt of t caused Belindy to nearly bite the top of her tongue off and Josh's stove-pipe hat to bounce from his he Belindy, whose feet were closely encased in th en comforter, of course, could not obey Josh's c mand to jump out of the sleigh and pick up bis hat So he had to leave the reins in ber ha out after it himself. observing hi igh over a rut in the road ang of juvenile Da street n Nelling: “Ob! is t n’ did yer let the purty Lily mad up. an’ knock yer tile off ?” ete., ete After recovering his hat ing, with clenched tis to th ple corner near hy, nn Freddy angtry git he pbard; and emphatically expre a few scriptural paassaryes returned wherein the hy, clamorous 1 state of mind 1. and her te in no elindy rs having blended with the car: anguined facial What h, restarting th * At—at ther way them hoys h are ye blubberin’ about {* peevishly asked J names at us, Josh, orse, wi) to kick » was try ch with his hind shet up, or he'd chuck her clean out of the the dashboard out of th nly to “Td jist like to ketch ye retorted. a-doin’ it? “Gimme enny more of yer blamed sass, WT don't! hi “Ye da 3 "twas my chin That may be,” he Lin’t hire another fell sent dh humly molder, ye © eepl xarcastically responded, er in the city far love money to ride out with si azin-mugged crite you be Belindy dashed one of ler that immediately reins fling out of his ha The sudilenly-released hor and ran deliberately into an ith that The ragman sw Belindy yel Josh bawled + Whoa” at the top of his foundry ve of Belindy’s ensanguined-looking face «J limbs, the latter made visible as a poli lifted ber out of the slelgh, then afforded at us reporters a rich chapce to write her up as **a I young lady of apparent big social And Knickerbockerish associations, di Uied feet and ruby gore trieklin; Uneamen the act of being forcibly alslucted broad daylight on one of our public thoroushfares, abarefaced villain,” ete., ete. rested, and next morning given the jad paying ten dollars fin He accepted the latter alternatively, » ary motives, but from a justiGable dread meeting Belindy or her factory him word that the first chance and feather him. palms acre with a force sent oot! in the midile of the street. tine out ace of prest ‘overed with down her exquisite Josh was al ch out of town indetin t from men npanions, wh they wou ADELE Ove Demoe over in Je making Mr. Newark, Controller. Connolly is, for aught we know to the ly well qualified for the pl name, taken in connection with th pires contrary, thor: and all that, but his fice to which he awakens unhappy memories—lereabouts at It is stated that the Newark Ce relative of the gentleman once soubriquet of Slippery Dick.” nolly is not a known under the inetly {sit on my (his) head.” t Mr. Kelly mesita jes there 18 a shirt collar in the stood 8 any such way Morto of the crank: other. One good tarn deserves an: Iris a cold day indeed when the small boy can’t find a hole in the ice to drop through. comicbooks.com