Judge — February 17, 1883 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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10 THEOLOGICAL ADVICE. Dan's no use ob resol wai tn jons if you nebber put ‘em ash 5 De pay roll isn't reckoned by de good one’s greine Aman ‘lat doesn’t push wait Can't nebber ‘spect a passa head, but allus wants to ge troagh de alapaster pw talkin’ ain't le only ting dat’s gwine to sabe de oa An’ git a sinnab present when de Massa calls de roll De tongue’s a contlergrashun dat hez to be kep’ down, Or case a heap 0” troable in de struggle for de crown. Thates to Load, sto heah de Gospel train, but nebber gits | aboa'd eet de sawt o' man dat blows about de Dat warns de congregashun ‘gin eberlastin’ fire, nesn’t lend a hand to pull his neighbor from de So, brudilers, keep a ploddin” at a steady rate to'rd Heben Don't run ahead fur seben daya, den go to sleep fur | seben, But keep a watkin’ on‘ard, an’ at an eben pace, Remember how de tuttle peat de rabbit in de race. THOMAS COMEDICS CINDERELLA. (According to the revised edition.) BY BOB RAIN, Say, Cinde al this even- Ing?” These words were spoken by two oll valentines with frescood faces, and voices In.the key of x square, and were addressed to a youfig and beautiful girl with peachy cheeks, and * You know well Lc reply.aa the amy yellow eyes s the h 1 looked! up from her w pty flour barrel down the ste nhot go, ister,” 0 kicked an e with deft + Then stay at h they went up-stairs to pat ¢ of a portable hay-press, in preparation for th ball which was to be given that evening by Prince Patay O'Rourke, of O'Rourkesville ed the wicked si their corsets, by Kat Cinderella as she ra ully moves pans, be ptil all is stral owing here a touch, and | there eon | half beauty, but the g atyle which all the boys that g n » in circus vultures. Her nose freezes the beholder reat fear (le and m: on of the Grecian, Roman, and Pati nas to style. Her feet—but we will not mention her feet, owing to an utter inability todo, not a doubtfal, ine article, that 1 immense,” Her mezzo tint 80: of she blow It), deseribed as tothe agnituae of the subject ireat Scott!” “if L could only get t 1 Cinderella, with a little sigh, Juds, how T would make those old ravens hustle.” A thought seems to atrike her. Mainmy will belp me,” she whispers, half inandibly, a rrays herself If her street dress, and gets her cart- wheel hat out of th of the stable which had been built to keep itin. Mammy was Cinderella's godmother. She was a dealer in second-hand clothes, and rented in helmets to the actora, and red shoe-strings and mosqnito-bars to the ballet Help me, Mammy,” od in the presence *You bet'cher life,” sai t out a dress that 1¢ k by lightning, and had a train that would carpet Academy of Music. * Get onto that,” she chuckled with professional pride. “I'll rent yer that layout for seventy-five cents up to twelve o'clock. But mind yer don't stay after twelve, or I'l paralyze yer.” It will be noticed that Maminy hail learned to speak with cla f near relat with the drarratic profess! \d Cinderella, as soon a she xlmother, the old woman, a8 she kel like an Mali ic eloquence, hecause of , grow fat and strony J directed her to make This Freneh de stem of raising babies 3 to allow him to that he has petitioned the authorit erect a building capable of holding f¢ cut a long story short, he ean, by his treat- He of his six-month 0. an ordinary ebihl of three yea Now if a Frenebi: the land of rap Bright shone thelamps In front of Castle O'Rourke. Within wasa scene o lights looked down on the bea pled splendor. ty and elite of the realm, rl of Flannery, the Dowager de 1 Kelly, the Mayor of Oshkosh pM infants equal in O'Rafferty, Viscou many others, added to the ele Prince Patsy O'Rourke was, howerer, the great attrac- 1 can do as well as thia, Americ He was attired In the conventic suit, a genuine clean e diamond shirt-pin, «tired of the & into the back kitehe chalices of mineral wat were circulated from hand to mouth, rare and tropical viands pples and canned blackberri by getters, and would not be bene nsuous waltz they rs were out washing or scrubbing by the day. ; and salvers of ginger-snaps The table fairly eriean parenta, a little better show and n ore encourage care of maids selected fr © poor baby finds ont when it is too late attentive foster-mothers, of their actual mothers, that they haven sequently If they into about a third of what the succeeded in mash- girls in the room, but had When the festivities the door suddenly op floated into the roon and curiosity was at boilin a clean record were at their his! been given but h grow up at all, develo unannounced. What an eye,” little bawling specimens of ¢ urn them over the feet,” said have never had time or inclination to run a by me of their own on a fit to the baby! y-four pounds at six months of ag | that is the ordinary wet: Mothers would no lot vouchsafe me the next dance, fair With pleasure ager, ina rich, as she passed her arm into The festivities Jer as the night wore on. : joing splendidly; Ethel weishs pands and is, you ki bert is as happy as a swallow, and do you believe It, he © Patay claimed every d and seemel to leeply enamors every minute weighs one hu red and twenty-five p is striking the hour of mid- tache started, and shas ed his fifth birthday Statlaties of this baby incubating scheme, and he only pai that old woman will pulverize me, This mysterious occur- and many conjectu this is another great desid seem to be the rence broke the comy Health, wetght andi natam of the inculated formed concerning the ned if 1 can find her T had left me a token,” will marry her. Wonld that she individuality and have tc ment for fature presidents and c The next day the ce’s chamberlain “What does it said the chamberl asked the Pri it looks a good a The two went out 1 the object twice, decided th: Protect the Eagles. nd after walk- Prince Patay soon recoznized It a hope it will pass. eshooting yarns are <1 two of his stout ting too numerous are suffering accordingly | read about another bald-he farmer's boy, who has crept u noble bind of freedom to pat galt 0 pers go wild over it being shot hy could do more exeentio put it in the pap . wear the slipper, should be his bride, TI than my entire army.” girl who could | near enough to the finally it turns ont that t national birdie emblem was only a parasite-I hy half the girls of would fit none. | They all tried, fe fell into it, and danced in it, bat none conld wear it. wicked sisters tried, At last Cinderella sald, T beli@ve T will her sisters In derision. But ehe persisted, and was soon at the place of trial. 1 incredulously to giveher a trial, but nent when Cinderella's foot slipped in and was perfectly fitted. That settles ity when the real, bona flde haltatus leucocephatus is lent that am art load of our natio of his prowess, It will be time to. make Just at present to be able to shoot a low would have to be provided with a telescopic-kill-at-four-mil thousand-shots-a-mi able to aim so accu The crowd part said the Prince, as he se py for a license, “and I will hold to my promise, «J calculate on wind figtit, and a multitude of other causes whic However, pas a penal offence to snare the An ridge, o cateh bim under a figure four stone trap like Eagles are mighty rare, however. and the only kind we editors ever see much of are t ~agles ($20), which we fish out of our last y clothes, where we have unwittingly left a peck or two the law, and also make it rican eagle, ala part. I am Cinderella ase on her foot, “and Tam from a skunk or rabbit, Incubating Babies. Tue fact that the artificial inculation of chickens proved such a success in France, has lel a French d tor to attempt a cla and he claims that the results abies like it, never ery rtifcial inentatin Ture is a rumor afloat t! sanizing a fire ¢ at the wamen of Chica: comicbooks.com