Judge — February 10, 1883 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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AH, MISERIE! Kane costuine Was just pl He intended To call And fall xd tell ti Ge lid And those pantaloons of Gee Simp His hid Inside wer Chim allied. Finally the moment proper Came to pop her. And he Mis hue Rended quite romantically was nice adjusted When th By chance, pante y Inuste Of such we Terror op her visaze painted — Stella fainted And he Did dee loto kind obscurity And they found him in 0) (Youth take war Abed. Qaite dead (drunk With @ bottle by his head. Stella lived and died unmarrie And she car Above The love That those pantaloons had clove A Crushed Editor. the m vd individual, ancient white DoF aidrwss the prop of demanded along, gaunt-visa: tired Ina suit of seedy black and pl , with a black hat-band, a vor way of the office of that prominent on,” and gazed | at the cnpant—an- inky, (rampish-looking an 8 he stood in r of public opin solitary What yer say?” asked the inky oF his head with hia pen, and looking upat the speaker. + Am I speaking to the intelligent owner of that nt newspaper, the Caseytown ¢urier 2” the other, a8 h old soap-box ax dollar reclining-chair. + Yes," answered the writer, a8 a six-by-nin Lit up his grimy countenance, ‘* what can I do for ‘The subscription price is $2.50 a year, invariably in advance, and our advertising ratesare the lowest in the Si Exertle provinzly seratehing reper tered the room and sat down o fully a if it had been a twenty vile t pric ent tut exe said the stranger spp Tid noteome to sew about a sir, or an advertisement.’ nt What do you want, then?* inquired the Cnrriees Tight divel out of bis w suandian-angel, as Uh U heard , sir, a mat you 1 Lea pay to apply for the po p ced the e sUFreptitionsly removed Leap chew oft his mouth it in thes wastestiash Hem? Do you understand {family paper?” “De te tote M vernacular of the gamin, you a yt understand anythin how toedit a first-class esliting a first-class th sir, in the peculiar hat «i gust exclaimed visitor, enthusiastically sir, Veh avs and farnily paper THE JUDGE. Why scription! Vow briaming ¢ Just actually stopping that st to be er with Knowlelo: of that se with it! And » for L spent all of Why 1H iny childhood was yuessert hoy for (wo or th of fifteen Twa anville Trempet for my Then threw years on Dusiness sir. 1 Han oll jou EW L being ott nile amon Uh papers, and at the t whole year reporter of native vill yp fora of Squasht 1, in Tennesse slitor of the Mash cand of that paper, 1 supper 1 was for two years Me Yo Bat the Corer man said he by Not Well, that’s surprisit re aL sts Mt had teelitors; the editor was ciate. n't Iwas sun editor ts cl te editors were his parte young.” mured that he couldn't see any elitors could live anyway aee, air,” continued the “that T had a good deal of experi in journalist I'm right to hon ion of the | word sends a thrill of rapture and 20 throagh to my live The smell of printers’-ink acts on me as the odor of powder does on an old war-horse. 1 | it, Lyoarn for it, L lly hunger for it! Do. Tunderstand es Ha! bat air, 1 should agitate organ if Plidn't 1 complacently at his companion, who ning to wish the old journalist in Oshkosh, or jer vatlandisl place, He was about to inform he woubl hardly suit, when the would-be editor paper nied. pfowner, aud | tifal jour Ise how a auut man, have ie merw mei sigh iy risith him resumed You cannot alo te ter than to engage me, sir, ce. With the editorsbip of your paper m_my hands until the eirealation » F will bring all my ¢ and it will just zo howling and sereeching a -tiekl. will make ter of which will ree Wd for ages—when Caseytown is ad you and fare slumb tery ‘neath the old tomato-eans ddicine bottles. 1 will mak throug! nd My estitorials and stray events and questions of thy n will set in for the Courier that will never cease 2e8 up to.a million copies a week. ergy a ‘ins to bear upon it, prosperity over @ batt zaling Mi 0 aah a name for it, air, the d ect on the wo sigant polis in 1 known cadth of thy nin you ti sroken patente every where pat the length civilize the expecial fe on te nuts on hour will be an ture of the paper and will be widely copies you had better seen once,” He paused, ai eyes sparkled pectus th 1 his thin countenance glowed atu enthusiasm at the brilliant pr foresaw. The Courier man, however thuse worth a cent, * he suid: “Dun afraid y for'the job, 1 suppose would-be eitor. © Bleas your: simple n chock fall of history and reading of all hock-a-block full up to th at the sides t ything, he didn’t seem te Taon’t know vu ain't Posted enous you mean, rupted th Why, 1 kinds; regular over soul! top, and Posted! hat ha! why When did the Crusades In the year 276, 570 years before Christ t | and were orig Hermit. | cestor of Neal Dow, of Maine. Where and by | whom was the battle of Bannockburn fought? In Ire: | land, by the Irish under Robert Emmet, and the Eo- | slish under Edward the Sixth, How did it result: | In victory for the former, | tiel of Agincourt fousht, tending parties? In 1792. Bruce and his troops, and the King army of a million men. When was the battle of Clon: torf, and by whom fonght? In 1665, by the French, Napoleon | 5 the emperor What was the reault 2 A ernshing defeat for the Preach, who werw all killed or captured, Nape sapingg with his lif and hy whom was } In 1818, at the battle of A of Spain, Mexico and the Uo mand of Ben Batler, Bat you look sick, sir. The Conrier m who has sinoked hi has just drank a dl | thartie in mistake for u nif | atont as eheerfal an espn dripping Fin posted on charact in Seotland, by Robert leon only & mised as a woman, eon IIL. overthrown * hy theallied armies 3, under tl a elit Ista Ot yes F com roof rock andrye. With was that of sion on his ft proc Hon tals way to ths nly up at npn rily t allows, be ye and uttering while his hand Lea heavy composing-stick that on the lek, After looking vidual res ont for x am yes, my dear sir, Dar well ny well qualitled to edit a Haul better eds its fatan Yes, wout ita fotaey bs F excellent newspaper eit into my charge, sir, In my sure speerel the Conrier mnan, “1 don't doubt asdnred, but Edo doubt the future it would be assur But this cruel r elitorial honors, who contin Fin also yx Wherv is the —" Lup well on 9 He said no more, f unt the Courier man’s fingers fastened ick with wit crgraphy and polities at that i around the composin, inthe air. I utensil fell on t ‘fn the crown the viso-like rip and it was raise a sickening thad the thin man’s h jamming Uh ad, where it stuck fast owner and blind ponterous kerplunk peau down tight tbat, ct almost snot him for ths nil trying to remove the the luckles While by 1, invisib ‘ont of the rod wh precinets of the was planging about hands seized him, ran bin ata 2 atid tired him on top of an ash-heap, al from the Mf the Cagestown Cover 1 of deep reef ech An Improvement in Safes. Ir isn't safe sare not half-sifes nowuluys to have a safe, a A business man lock wealth, papers, aud valnables after a da y to find that the combination halt the up his 8 work, and comes back the next d the blown off as combined wi has been pounded into mince and that bis property has nan who bi Th meat with hammer wn seized no title to it makes him couparatively suspicions of all offer of some time to come. A evidently heen the vietim of an improved 1 of, fhre-prow Kind of safes, has invented one which mogefelt want.” This safe, in investments tume-lock, neve Ue nearer the to th whieh of an ¢ n being touched, imniediatedy fla ne, and at the same time preparest pla ness is photographed, for the police. on whieh the burglar’s like- and al the same time rings an seems to be ty ood one “pr The hut tly improved ow safe hav of the him in the shoukl procesd to bat bursary taken. bis phe th aph, eausht set, and eat him, and on the arrival of the olficer, to preserve onl in the court, rvsolve itself into a lesgal tri far ow the stand, hear his story timeny for the of summoned Se nal put the bar; on take the officer's nid aay the b mising position, and how he (th ta and that he had be nontlis, should then proceed to sum up the ¢ and sentence bit to 1 a safe ws this would. 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