Judge — January 6, 1883 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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“1-L-that is f, wa—was merely asking if your daughter had any stoc—stock in—" “Ifshehad any stockings!" shouted old Wilkins, dancing up and down the room and kicking over the center table, “You young scoundrel Fil teach yot insult my daughter “Twas asking your daughter if she bad any stock in the New Jersey Central,” sereamed Charlie, ina falsetto. tremulo, but the old man’s dander was up and he refased to listen to xplanatio Mow Charliv reached the sidewalk, he does not clear- ly remember, a Lhe was conshlerably assisted by the old man’s box-toed num. her elevens. MUST BE MOST TER TEXAS, FELLERS, LOOK AT DER BUFFLER TRACKS. The relations existing between Charlie and old Wil- kins are now of a purely business natan nor. SUSE ANTHONY, MY SUE | contributed more to the s al termination of the — late war, than the valor of any commander, for which ; Suse Astuosy, ma belle Sue, reason the armor of Achilles was adjudged to him SPRIGaIs) eighty, has just colored his hair and When we were first acquaint, rather than to Horatio Seymour or Hora whiskers. He dyed at a zood old age—didn't het € 1ooks were like the doe, Sue, Unica, m. f. An inland city of America—no, Africa, Your dress was trim, thonzh quaint; ln the county of Tuola: noted for the salclde | Ose of oar very, very fanny contemporaries has a But now your “pow” fs bali, So lin—no, . '¢—pshaw!—Cato’s imitative | Poem on “Gas,” written, we observe. in a xas-meter. Your “specs” somewhat cotemporary, Platto, attempted to shatile off In the school of this production will un And you've a kind of frosty air tal coll at the same time, but aa he hada't any if doubtedly’ bee accorded a place bizzh up in its elas ¢ “Anthony, my to begin with, of course it was fatile to attempt | rid of any. The endeavor resulted in an s sain 8 now liable to a fine of several thousand | ‘°' as: you wear, the other you was. t the fhzht toxether, ure, and he 1s now liable to a fine of several thousand | ‘9 6 sbeloa Gai yousste-ehee nasturtii and imprisonment for the same, according ne new peanut code of the State of New hie And [forbid the * nether:” Ube new peanut code! of theiBtate of New York, _ 71 nastartiam is an ancient coin, much sonsht after at the present time for pickling purposes —— } . he ALL newspaper poets believe in comers.” Tur difference between an overcoat and mma belle Sue, Passer thing: A New Jersey powder-mill And thoagh we're waxing ol, Sue, Our hearts beat still as true For ballota, frocks, and—pan = — Suse Anthony, my Sa S up-town gentleman, coming home rather late Runs Smooth. then turned on the gas, whieh had, so far as — Tur Iepce could learn, done nothing to offend her. A LEAF FROM CHARLie CLawsoy is as swell a young man as can be | EMPRIERES CLASSICAL DICTIONARY. atl in all Newton; he is paying-teller in the Mechan- | Morro for police magistrates: “* Let us speak of a man - ics’ National Bank of that town. Charlie is sweet on | as we fine him. theviees Bpriox) old Wilkins’ daughter, a youn lady of consilerable | : means of her own, and who bas a singular penchant | Iwrontast auf trae: The other day y thin man AxoLts, & m. le was until recently the god of the | for dabbiing in stocks. Old Wilkins, by the way, is | as observed to fall plamp on winds, Lut has lately sold out to the Weather Bureau | President of the Mechanics’ National - at Washington. transferring to that department his ex- | Having made a su Charlie dropped in z nt of an ¢ mnporary leave ctent of ly Vennor and Devoe, in conse- | old Wilkins’ the other ay evening to while away a 2“ Brokers must trnst each other.” Evidently caadea crs raplily appeamching Wabiveney” | few hours with his daughter, Diana, They approxi: ndent aforesaid is not a broker. 2 : mated on the sofa and went throagh the usnal formula { shirt-bosom deo \d corset smashing. Just old Wilkins, who ts somewhat deaf, entered the room looking for the evening paper, Charlie turned to Diana } and innocently inquired dist: ¢ 2 skilled in his profession that be | «t1as who any. stocking 2 interrupted oM Wilking, | “Pe! Nepons of | looking sharply over his glasses at the twain on the Live and let live ofa. Avacutarics, fim. The son of Apollo; mother un- known, As far as can be learned he was a good littl and si e head of the infant class at Sab- n he stadied medi sport: An uid matt fehing for a compliment. Tue pursued thief who tore up the pavement in his a superancuated chlropo fight was finally overtaken and captured, despite bis raised se om the dead, This was so dir conic t 7 rR rg is no maxim for the butcher. cine that h practitioners bribed Jupiter to ii ‘ ork aes a supherst Diana lookel as though she had a good mind to f We read that “the Conard Company is — — and Charlie, blushing to the roots of his hair, hastily | substitute coffee lad of it. Canard ps Owrnate, es. f. A queen of Lydia, who coquette have been rather too mu of late with Hercules and called him her great, handsom +L was speaking of your dai Herkie until he became slavishly infatuated with ber: “What's the matter with 's stoc! Trery, this is ana roared the old gentleman, ‘has it got a hole in itt” | other day we b poker deck, and made him stay in the house and | With the look of a dying man, Char! stal hon her sewing machine and get up in the morn- | ward the bay-window, but it was securely fasten tory! and do the chores before breakfast. When he be the then took away his seven-shooter, policeman's club | with her slipper. | 9e8 to show that, in every clime and in every ove usually makes an unmitigated ass of ASN Axacoras, ¢ f. An eccentric, unmarried fe- male, who persisted In wearing men's apparel. She contended that snow was black; she lived in Pitts barzh. Marressa, ae. f, A very beaatifal lady; mother of Cleopatra and wife of one Maloney.” Apollo falling in love with her carried her off in her hasband's buck- boant. Maloney pursued on a bieycle, but failed to overtake them. Protea, eos et e/.m. A god of the sea. who could transform himself into any shape It is evident that I haa been frequently mixed ap with the appropriations of our present C Ucyases, is. The son of a ta he was the most eloquent, wise and politic commander of all the | Greeks in the Great Rebellion—especially the most eloqui isdom and policy were fudged to have comicbooks.com