Judge — December 30, 1882 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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PROPER AND COMMON. he said A xt, “1s a now low Bat is it. proper or common, “Why, she replied, To speak nothing loath, While her visage grew red “Why, T think it is both.” Eihink,” Nate the theo LM. OUR CARD RECEIVER. BIA SENATOR DO THISs Mx, Kotron,—bo you think that Senator Hing in a crowded car with Senator ttrow ning any Fight, when a Lady came Wrrowing that te give the of trownt Into the car, The joke was loudly la ot the heart or de t The lady blushed, which show: nil if Grady ark he But whether he dial or nc + aNew Yerk green turtle soup, trout that she w ale th was hanily a ve eH k champasne, a pollabed clothes, he « or auch refining int not able to hurt a lady's feelings in a public think themselves smart whe ering, and to the ey Those are the at theaters, make them amd Know a bar We hope that this is not true ne ences as to teach they are rude, une nlianelsc talk ead in public con Ad its mn ator Grady. men whe dy ances, about ADULTE Dean Jemue,—o sou people In the eity experience as much Of the effects Of frail in fools as we iu the cvoutry do. dre expectest to trade ti receive as tad stu as th better, Whi spoken paper in New York, and d advertisers, Jews of Gentiles, RATIONS OF FOOD, se who Wrerenesren Covsty Tue dence, as well as the limited thousands of other people in New York, has learned {1 atly expericace how to get along pr lange fim wh vl which has so 3 font to make mistakes; or if by som ident it should itself be imposes! up Il things goot. In the sun ad receives ls goods in the | fut there is much cheating, adult tere. Yoar country e he is kgnorant. You Veddlera supply your grocers ies, cigars, meslicines, Your as you, and you But theee-tifths of the people of New York set swindler ood many people who were poor have become fairly well-off or very rich. They imme the fine goods of whieh they have for s only the lied about. They nev neith the grocer with whom they average grocer and grocer’s clerk of norant of the value and quality of the best The man asks his am is given some fhy goon because the zrocer says that im yy ite and so he does 1 Nathan, aud the had ood: filthy abominations, personal knowledge from long ei family, your grocer, who is an ignorant fraud red-pepper-sugar. The new r trade Ly suc has discovered a sells podd a reputation that it | Jepar, sen country. nil their of soos. not tong ai or 3 be cd York is iy: nil finest weer for the stuif which m Mr, Nathan groceries. best st I nid Mr, Levi aroand the corner b ate Stilton Ginger Wat there 1 Levi, ale ean, be two dot are twenty al unl and-water h, with in many for th of cool ta the riginal article at all, except. in some good, tirst- lass, old-established hou: sare really the cheapest; w wean buy better gro- e frst: Tue, devon, teal than at the little way with-th mean t Jas Ii Hints on Carving. Tur joyous Christimas-time, t-turkey, mince sacred for centuri atul numerous other se- upon us, it behooves Tur dence to offer a few timely words of advice rv tins, nt of the mi ly he the dismemberm Accontin the followin y carvea turkey. hel A knife in the hous arp one, mas bo plan to prope the dulh roasted or be nil you will readily observe Its ad- p knife is all very bundant, whi vantages while using it, Ash well, but it slices ifthe heen uten I the Weal (00, divide the bird better, and While irhey with your fork. be with iI yon slicing of of your hawls. never, on any pretense sa shockingly vu custom, which cannot denou fant more tthe tuekey with will sis ch better cant e's fork —your fer that you ean hold the it delight this notice them that it is impossible and continue PY of rounds. Th turkey, but will sive mach of which this sede way is to suppe hand Ye fowlever sway and curs a turk ly. Some ssuests like method of ho your: may not but a lectin not to please all people urkey h bung your occups Should yor 1 to be nl a trifle tough, procure sive it the benetit of greatly f Jou pleasant exercise tary ach coup prove the but tow cannot have. If ies while doin this, {about them; anythingvis better rubber turkey, and then thé valuable every -poundof-tea shops are alwa This is an excelleut remedy for turkeys of It your turkey is very touzts, plan is to place the bind on the floor, and jump a dozen of thirteen Umes upon it. This will be sure to fen the turkey, oF, at least, it ought to. N. 1 —It is best to do this. in the bare or stocking feet, In cary leg off a turkey do not use a long knife; a wrench it off with your hand just as well as to fool around ft with a Knife, You can the gracefully. throw: it across the table at the person desiring “it, “During dhe wrenching process you will be likely to beget more or less gravy upon the clothes of ‘tose ne ce st See be disconcert- exLin the “erenn -of Woing 862° Whew carving « wing ic Saree 10 dispense “ota the ‘wrénebing » process. © If” os wrenching will be rather tnboriou: you cart ase both hands, and eee eg wilh on win, Should your hands vet greasy, you éan wipe phin or the table-cloth, or your trousers, or ny thing handy: ti you demolish a dozen or so d dle not trouble yours 8 open ode tonghness, a better se you ¢: them onan Economical people in stich cases util ize their mouths for such purposes; favor this, It looking but we do ni ang difficalty with your knife, finish the job with your hands. This does” look very nice, however, bnt it is better than waiti dail knife to cut, as from extensive experience in matters we have seen that if you waited until Knives performed thefr office you would perish of When any one asks you for “white meat, ple and you will be sure to get many such requests to give them dark meat, and eice always be sure st. | Although you will make a reputation: for. yourself by this as a champion just as good, thick,” yet the turkey will taste In serving staffing, too. this plan ean be and great care shoald bé taken wo sestitie compound to guests who, take particular n't want none,” “ete., while those that ask for it and rn fer it can go without. Don't not mars or scowls if you remark them, for a 1 people actually don't know hi really do want, and your { this won't dare with this rv Negro Philosophy. Aphoriams feom th thers ature that has spray ay h titles as Mose’s Mhi- sprinted under = Quarters,” + Upel of the pal and poi fe. 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