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the once celebrated Cremorne Gardens of s0d—thanks to Thi ow that the Ar; nbra in ashes, such plays Forbidden Fruit’ The incidenis of * Forbid in the London of 18 Pink Dominoes” and < to another age. id have been improbabl hey would be impo And yet they are fann reical if you will, yet, as at the Fifth Avenue, they They may be a little othing bat Le premier iscence of a f lish dress; but Boucica at such work, and the ant Baster, old as they p de carriffe, with a rom! Palais Royal farces in an Es any rate was, clev = ile bebind their fang, and the bald zh out and enjoy it none th 8, a8 it were, on the very threshold of the divorc which wild young husbands bad better not take their there is the slightest dan piquant pleasantry and highly 3° morals, but th ently drawn from the life, th nocent young wife suspicions of excuses which have hitherte workel like a charm, nportant business,” “up a "may well bo ques k Dominoes” or * Forbidden Fruit xerms of laughter are there, a nanseated by the platitud Jodrainas, or bored by the sc wives to—not thi tions corruptin, tit may give an “Called out of town night with a ick ped by a lady who has Tae cnael if, in gearch J into the Fifth Avenue musement, they ha Theater during the current week: rits of their ow mmstances of approaching holidays nil a city fall of visitors, who must spond their ev ings somewber, c material to choose from, and still scanter Modjeska has come to Booth’s fair Pole is more than a trifle Tue Jepur saw her ening her pert outer than when rans is an improve- Mighty Dollar.” burning of the Park Thes tists were lo have ope six weeks’ seas Christmas Day and produce a new f up-town New Y sal daring the we and will see the light in Boston next ea will be auc ceeded by Lawrence Barrett at the Windsor next week, 0 of hill every night. shave been in stata quo. The it is now generally conceded, haa proven vat the Union Square Theater, and will be with in favor of another Frene! Better luck next time, Mr. P: Perhaps a few more failures will your attention to home material. applies to the * Quoen’s Shilling.” “Our English Frienl,” at Daly's great stock company theaters of New York are gi examples of the dram: nas soon as. possi The same statement at Wallack’s, and In foct, the four THE JUDGE. nationalities. Union Square, “ Rantzaus," French piece; a failure. Daly’s. ++ Our English Friend,” German piece; a disappointment. Wallack’s, ‘The Queen's pitting, “Young Mrs, W a frost. American play; the 1 it bei holy Madison Sq Madison Squ: piece; throp, constructed to 33 of the quartet. A. suit the exigencies of th re, is a poor spec of an American play, But the jolliest evening's entertainment in town is * Forbidden Fruit,” at the Fifth Avenue, with Robson and Crane in the cast Shaky Tackles the Mining Stocks. Sowe d Harlem, a vine-looking clentleman, coostomer of min sald tome, “Mr. Hainsethan, you got left in V T hear, Yes; Heft dere pooty quick.” och dil yon lenverg gala “Tree hoonder’ dolle “Now dere’s vere ile trouble is,” saidt hey. vy dan't you tackle de mining stacks? Yoo seo dey are sheap, und you puy de Of dey go down, never mind, * Vait dill de glouds woll py,’ und dey coom:yb, den sell ont mit nice brofit, -De banks only give trae of dey dant bast.” Shaky Hauseman always vas-a planed vol, und I vas down by dot mining-board in a view days. V! I vas vatching tings I heared a proker visper to an- ahd * Buzzard fs going to a doller Inside of se veek; keep mum.” Dot seddled de hash forme. 1 sboke to von of dose prokers, “Hello; coom here go, vile [ vas in mine sausage-store in ber cent. cuss: Vell, vat you vant” “1 am Meester Hauseman, of Harlem, and I don’t I vant to get some stuck.” ho said und'hmiled, know you, but “E have de * You bet, Vat stack you vant?” “vant a Letle Buzzant, sy (0 get stuck her noch dot gost for + Seexty cents a share, s doller for paying, von dol my oftice.” Den I planked down you vant to give for hiln “Shoost vat tree hoonder’ cost.” Soon Ii pack und said, * Bazzard is strong, but I got Coom den und coom for seexty-von, due do-morr stuck. Meanwhil ofden taki + Tank you, I vill take a lee Vell, de next day I got tre pietores.V ing by dose va ve pr Vill you, Meiste Hause Schnaps.” peautifal papers mit nice ons fall of gold, und vifty—seexty vork- na, pigg mills, und all dot.” of Buzzard?” vait for de vagon nnd ve'll ‘as dot a picture + Yes, all take a ride. Dot moony Christ 1 pooty soot, und get shawl vot she vants now do for de Doo, tree days after dot I vent down Vot you tink?—Buzzant vas ten cenda Den E veel veerful. Vell, I sell dot out at nine cends und vent home und licked efery von of dose’ dren. Den 1 veel petter. 1 vas mooeh petter ote, fot old zay Oxperience vas-de madder of discontent,” und [make ub my mind, Shdky, yoa stick to dot /rre stock, und leave alone dot stock vot is Shentleman of dot plasted Mining Board, you-ean't vool de shickea vot vas hatch, L tink T haf plenty vin ob dirty aby Mining Board. a shar ‘CORNICTLA. The Brick Mason. Brrore me I see a brick mason. His lot is a very hard one. He only geta $3.50 a day for higework, This is $21 a week for six days’ labor; “AW editor with hogsheads of brains only get# twice a8 much for four weeks’ labor of seven days each. This seems hardly a fair deal for the brick mason. See how hard he works. Tlis very soal seems thrown into It. Every motl of bia body indicates thonght. Behold | yas von me: | the work for pungency. strength. and picks up a brick, He hobls it in his hand. He Icoks at it, He strikes it with his trowel. He r lays it on the wall thoughttally n his trowel, expee knocks the his work $a half pint paceo juice. He brick a rap with the trowel, He 1 with a thoughtful expression, TL He takes up a second brick. The gone throuzh, Me the raphlity of a stream of molasses in mid-winter The twelve o'clock bell strikes. He prick, A hw expect operations are aga drops Uh rather than lay it on the wall, It strikes aebild on the head. ‘The child is nearly killed. Surely the brick- F, at $3.50 per day, has a pitiful burden to bear. Liked the Terms. A witp looking man of the 3 K town veral weeks ago, dead broke, beup daddy Rosenbaum’s, and in a straightforward mau- nor informed the od gentleman that although be hadn't | a red, that he Woald like to remain a few days until he t work at his trade, when be would settle up. id Rosey, “there pe now blenty of vork mit the city, Finks you get soon some monish, atu it pe all night.” The fellow st 1 abou twon ‘one morning early as the ol! m: shutters, he caught a glimp: out the back way with a scripsack in bis s, but paid not! n was taki of his boarder sneaking ‘Just von secon’, meester,” said you owes me somedings; petter you ks to stay mit I dinks Dot ple mine house a of veeks und de Rosey's boarde the old man gras boanl, the owner er 8h; pped short in his tracks, and as k as collaceral for I man, yer rorther fly, [were a-goin’ to the laundry with my wash, #0 ef yer'll let go my soiled linen, 111 be back in half an boar nd stay three or four weeks loner. 1 like first rate.” »| WHIFFS WITH CORRESPONDENTS. J. E P.—Sorry. bat sour contributions msg have teen | written opon a coll day as all of them are let—ott, T. DW A Horr Jena fe Tragoly respectfully dectived. occasion not 1. 0, H.—Positively the worst, to amict Tux Jcpax further. 4.€. P—Too tong: Tue Jove ganRot afford a whole {asue toa singte poem. D.—We pay fo> -Kefebes what they are worth, In on, to himeett, 1 VaNe—Canmot nse, IH, however, yoo desire to try agains —Your sketch ts worth—Just notbing, Tue Jence available. TW. B—Tu Jer elved your thetch, He wishes he bad not, Itawaits your order at the office, A.T. 8—Your excan W. 1 G—* Aatuma’ aner try ant, that Tue Jcpe a for go + bot publish. plete pecttully declines your portratt can't overtake J: Castoria. 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