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| DiMINUENDO. 1 AVOLOGETICAL a plan at last, now pray « ¥ misea point, PIL we | ee nic aps ‘That ne The universal temlency to dwt a fleeting slow; HEAL West f fe shed, tet him wed pabiie: very soon at noon, a weak ant want How refected lg quite ont of « it Pontieat yuck ¥ Puck! Thon tmpleh litte € Se ttly do yon tleble, you Hekle lat yourself, So five your points, we cannot feel their pricks Your tricki Ks are only Munkittrichs, How sou can start each risible Witting ttle bits, Such puckering Mts Such ntting fits Withont compare Anyw tam At i ‘OUR POPULAR FARCES. REPORTED BY © ED, OUR PENAL CODE. CHARACTERS Me. Rann, MeNenty, S\Loos-KEeren Bournt.vex Newspn stan, Bannen, ARMAS. vet. Enter Mi Mr. f.—Hurry up and sh Boothlack. Mr. R.—Why ni Boothtack.—New Ven flat if Fined to pat a pol No publie shin Scone First-—Duldie si AMBLER, who Der pevler tole me yts dat f wonkl 1 of hoof-covers, shined? Not here; but, boss— Mr. R—Well? Boothlack.—V'll give yer a tipper. You know Mes Nulty’s saloon? Mr. K.—1 don't Koothlack.—Ivs right up on der corner. Go in der yer will tint dat Reely~Beely's m has got a chair there. He'll give ser a re; Gumocently’.—Bat is MeNulty’s open? Is the liquor traMle forbkl by law ? Boothlack (pityingly\.—Tosa, whe «liquor traffic,in New York ! T told yon, to MeNulty’s atifully Deer i Dat takes der cake andl yow'll get yer by it man dilated down | [My THE JUDGE. (Mn. Rasnnsie aterts for MeNulty’s, On the way sirex to luya paper. Stope at the newsdlealer saw) Mr. Ii. —Paper, please. Newsleuler.—Sorry, sit, but Mr. Tat what? Nerestenter,—Cav't s¢ Mr. It. —Can't sell me but Le Mr ahd WL sell one from iny st What is the difference * at your honse to be an red by oar sapient lawmakers, 1 will not Sell you a paper kere. Yet Pil tell you— Mr. What? News saloon, Rawnink procerds. Sees a barbershop. | af his guce. sthata share is quite desir= appears fram side entrance) Barter. Wi! Mr, Well? Rarter,—Vants shaved? Yes, can you oblige vill get der hair off of y Mr. H.—Thanks Barber. So lows. “Yon vill find der chair in private ro [Ect Boek, Ma Re 2] Me looks through the BARMAN Quietly smoking at the back of th as nefer vos pe face sui i stloney till he xoee th the stobe. Knocks at the door, CWARMAS comes fore ward. Opens doo 1. Op Figarman.—Wello Mr, K—Mellot Cigarman.—What’s your errand? Mr, B.—1 want a cigar Cigarman.—You det Mr. B—Yes. Cyarman,—Want it vad? Me R.—Ves. Cignrman.—Youll have to want, Mr. Ro—Why? Cyarman.—Veual Code. Can't sell even a cigar. and Edo not intend to defy the law, 1 would rather lose my Sunday trade, wh Jentially st of the week, to being locked np. Do you really need a eissirt Mr, BV do. ty, con almost eqnals that of ther Hawnnns} Just you gu to MeNalty’s with tha check and xive lim ten ¢ MeNulty will give iar. You see the rum-mills, by reason of their side allowed to run, oF more politely, keep of fon Sunday, while Uh men, who supply neces 1 of supertluities, ha ed MeNulty apy w Cateh 0 {Mn Rawennn pays orer the requested dime cut pockets the check. He at last reaches MeNeuty's saloon, The sidetoor is open, MR KAMRLER Jiuls no dlifficntty in gaining entrance. Is shared, tuys a paper, has his boots Uackel, gets his cigar i return for his check, and then seeks Mo- Newry, whoa he accosts hehivit the bar.) Gires it to Mr. [Ctoarwas 7 to shut up. whack up Mr. R.—This Mr. MeNulty? McNnlty. Wis. Mr. R.—The Me’ MeNulty.—The #2 Mr. R.- Mr. MeNultf, although Ihave uot the honor of your personal acquaintance, T would like to ask 1a few questions in reference to the new Penal Cod McNulty (enthusiastically).—Ask away ; it is the Inggeat thing yet, Ly who Keeps the saloon? Newstenter.—You will have to leave that conundrum | Mev Be—Mow ¢ | MeNnty.— For one trate Mr. BW pl MeN hoot-bl Me. Ke Me Nalty. VY | Mr. R.—No. MeNulty Mr. kT MeNulty.—Vou ea E : | MeXulty (Irinmphintty).—There, you m— Twill, TH ks to cease shinia ditfere a. now! You se ack box, he barber's chair, a cigarestand. who come | | st to be hed, apt c wok mean if they did, you know. So althonzh, three-quarters of donot de stimulant they will pay the price of they wi Mr | whisky plain).—Then as near as 1 ved, to buy their by » forset would we any alcoholic Frequently wo drinks, | (tha has menuichile abseutly absorbed a n discover the Raver: new Penal Code really benefits but one class of } Why not? | brerson | } Henal Code, Der only bersons allowed t SeNelty.— Whe Class ? Howofer, you vos need shaving U1 vill dett you | -MeNdty —We ru | there you ean get ki. Risshid atway ath at MeNalty"s. Mr, K—Yes {| ie, 1S Ther aaloon ee MeNnity.—Well, young ss you are just | berber. —Der same, We Vos puta chair mit him for | #hout right. What is your beverage | kb onr regufar gustomers. Yoost yon go up dere und you | {everaty.) ft OUR CARD RECEIVER. CEALED WEAPONS, Sepa —What de you think a vat the carrying of eons | weapons desrice We believe that the Constitution of the United | tates permi aman te arms. fin this day and generationa man should go walking down roadway kl with a sword at his side, | stitution 1 the ways of mod this ways would he so out of keepin w n society, that he would be cons! @d hy the police as a crank whose mind was so wrons \ (conventionaliy) that if it was aided by the sword, he Ut easily do some harm. There isa State law azzainst | | carrying concealed weapons. In Cali | the law is the same, Dennis K | by carrying his the mi; hia, where revolver in his bel ty. The law did not many brates, nowadays, that a them; nit is dangerous to be has no chance agains wh 1 certs Or Where one enemy is of A places where the enemy are many rior strength, and, besi palily carries a wea T es men, as the ohl side-sword did. It gives at specially if he is | y elf ina | dark and lonely ph There have lt | pistol somewh: ecting a lady, some confidence in Wi been ny outra 1 in ont-ofthe way places in this very city a pistol, he might by and at least, by f thodischarge of the piece, have xiven alarm toth wirown Central Park ladies have been tak their escorts who have b we male nto carry a eat the City Mall | carrier of a weapon. — This is haps, but it is not every loafer or cut registers himself. He carries the pistol just the same, Much ood could be done by the police of this city if they would report or arrest every whom they believe to be carrying a concealed w and who cannot show a certifical A detective could isters his 0: nan bi pon, } ‘or show that he is razor in his vest pocket | Pistol-sellers should be required f aikiress of every person to wh hea-quarters, At n to protect hninself el. they pistol, and report him the time the right of am shovkl not be too sev rials comicbooks.com had had ,