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THE JUDGE. 34 and 36 North Moore Street, LISMED ONCE A TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. (UNITED Stare AND CANADA) WEEK. The Jebck PrRLIsHtNe Co,, 34 and 96 North Moore 8 NOTICE ny stamp Wise they will be regarded as gratuit Inclowest for r fn postage, with mate ad adlre Two Very Much-abused Politicians. Tu uy ily Mr. Keifer House of Repr the seat f Ohio, the alle ntatives, ye <1 by the illustrions Mr. Robeson, of New Jersey, and said unto him, “ Georgi ny se my heart 13 gad Lecause you will not with ag next y 1 the latter replied in anguts “Ob! why did you make that speech for me in New That the time woukl come when the saintly Keifer ehoulil he reproached by the illus:rions Mr. aps, far from the dreams of either hort months ago, bat that isan occasion for rejoicing upon sho are glad that a presumably ed Mr. Robeson in the next eal Speaker day step) over to oc bo} Mr. Robeson, was, per of those statesmen a few the time has coun the part of the { man is to suc It is to be regretted that the voters in Mr. Keifer n ve that saintly personage in t manner that Mr, n was rebuke. Bat 1 of comfort in the fact that in th next Congress Mr. Keifer will sit with a very small the floor of the Ho} F will know him no more fe gree with Mr, Robeson that ut by Mr. Keif bt that th sam pbes there is one nd deeply chagrin nid that the Speaker's chia While we do not eat was brouht favor, still 9 c remarks in the Cam¢ ering uy the f 1 minority o Obioan's eson out A Harmless Ghost. on when vod deeds, and to ignore their frailties Ir is the fash write of their g ‘The memory of the aged politician who recently d in this city has been kindly dealt with by the 3 of this and other lands, and Tie Jeper has > intention to fly from the beaten track and diselo: his faults, Tuarlow Weed was but a man after all Heand Tur Jepap were very good frienda. They sat together one cof frigid night in the veteran's snug ned as the veteran talked is eventfal life. He had no faith in the wis- parly to bed, early to rise, makes a man Athy, and wise.” Ice-cream was served the hands of the clock marked twelve, and th seemed to enjoy It) Like the majority of polit was always anxloas’ to create an impr do great damage if he unbosomed himself co in matters, That he should ven to the reading public aft eat men die to sp freely of dom of * bealthy, we veteran sion th ping cert Jocument to be th was what might naturally have been expected from such a man, Ills cronies use to say of him, “If Thurlow Weed should speak,” and then they a8 thouzh his utterances would create zhout Christendom. his ° | the free Amer Mr, Weal's widely known, relentless E na half cent | Weed n'a death, time dur his life these facts known, and when he died, those who took any interest in the subject pent in Mr, We fects they we war upon er since Un . it discovered the t disappe was bel 1 of the It was supposed that at sor he would | expected to thud some doc matter, not disappointe When our more or less esteemed contemporary, the spread the would-be startling story bef readlers, he Many times had th ed for terril pnd have so | stale, and flat, and weary was the same story been ¢ revelations wondered that Mr He had The Wi no etfect Weed nothing to tell which leceived the pnblic already known, ry was not Mow that was to sta Freomas teve Tl onder was trifled with by a harmless ho The Wo Wars Dav with the dust of * merrie king of the New Sunday Code. | { Dadiey Field, of Monarelial fancies, hu and | nd ical bullies, Colonel Georze Land” on his boots, that my bli they evidently found sweets: laws that had would ad bor Fie tinconsistent of pe were employed to codify the laws of this Stal ‘ome and which, if carried ' when r4 to the life of the common peo- Snob ved with delight at strikers, ignorant for th and the 1 intellectual pe | over their work. ing little book, with precincts for empires. They annou thrones that the laws which t od ign of terror wa How the nob and tls privacy of theie marble mansion | the intetlectual police officers bait s0 thor | ened dealers in newspapers, milk, ci other necessary evila that it was alt of ted their Th effect of the code upon the oni guidance of the peo} 1 the snob Hy awaited U force of this city TI and rejoiced captaina read the el nselves up as emperors and the their had | diseor » musty books should be obeyed. n in this city on Sand thavel whe r beg ay las nghed in thy an citizen to live like | Sabbath day! Bootblac nd kicked int and beer we « 2 Of s and expressmen were are of | rested whisky lungeon cells, and the sale t joyfully on belund closed and windows, in fall blast w ganiens with musicians in the nami only was the charitably ni of charity. In nelined «at upon by When the Hon, William fa ball in his acalemy to the Five Points House of Indastry, the he entleman’s litte plan to keep his place open in spite of the code framed by the and th But there were, man ory brand in proprietors ives to chari- the proceeds intelligent police of ney propose to AW jorable bally was nipped in the bad, blishments of the and th wot running onler 0 at the receipts wer table institut Now, if U . why should not the bootblacks appeal for custom in | ¢ that they too may benefit the cause of charity Why may not all dealers who were ran und Sunday come out in the broad glare of next Sanday and dispose of their property for sweet Sanday pretended U 2. 8 thing Is to cont cover last harity’s sake? other attempt is mae to codify the laws of nd it seems probable that such an attempt will be made, let the codiffers not forget to insert a law for the suppression of such snobs and bullies as Mr. Fieht and Colonel Bliss. The Dutchman's Turn-over in Wall Street. I krers a sausage store in Mart Sharley Rosenkeirfer said to me, De odder day ky Han vy don't you makg-a.tifnover in Vall street? you got pig modéys: by dot Meester Dinglebe advertise in dat paper.” So putty quicke! vent down by dee street to Meester Dinglebender,der Chorman, banker, und said, ** Meester Dinglebender, ‘I haf gav two tree hoondred dollar; 1 vants to make some moneys.” AU i for you. hit, Me, nin a » Teoom in T sad,“ Vat Hauseman, 1 vill pay ‘ Murrow.” tuck you got, Me ender T* * he sad. 1 said, + Vell, you eid see do-morrow,” he erie Vell. D by Meester L Mr. Ding! morrow, slot t< dot next day, F vent down und said ow vas Wot firwurer gettin Me said Meester Hauseman, Lam zorry to say you an by dot? vas terrible panic, dle tarnoeer no said Mews Chay € Jegeaph operator, und Wan- » vateh his far A pane dere vas, dey und you, Meest or Dinglehen- der,“ Stueks ‘to und vantsa bosition as ebilt vanta t him. Ven dey foul vat sent for Meester Levy to coot und lay stoy ka drop. vukd vas bust, cornet Hauseman, tank ¢ vas ruined, nt und ve vill et 4 Coom 1 mit two hn tall pack, und vive Den [said nod W back to dot leegitimit peesness.” Und it vas dun, dot first dime, t vas 1 ty make neat into Hos ex hi Me pdderbilt ster Ding! Chay Gould vas bust, Shaky Hauseman vas Tr has been said that rogues Yet i ary ool fellows. some fe a fivesdollar bill; but their inne » great that they hay As if the or we hot enoush, have connterfe trade dollars sof sia may be death, but th Hitter colla, two bitter eutte Nish yoo, dolla hatte 60 opium pipee back re you f We ned set itt Mus. Laxetey is so pretty that t ist of the American en her have taken back the deelara- tion that they are home ©, sey dish Oar Clevelan talk But jast for af Butler may run higher, er, away with the spoon. Sour one complai Iiy the way, powder that sends th Give us Ceriovs performance to witness hands. 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