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whisky, are above proof. Tur man who complains that thei house will drop is no tire Int poker with a howl, Tur, bridal cake al cake nowas ig out of fashion. The only room, Tur whirligig has been introdu into Mexico. We tbe amo the 1 ders] fair game, We know of no way to get over the dif. it be to say, * Good-bye, Joba Rodgers,” is to have an ethical society, At ita first it should deterintne how @ Chicago mother can | whip a No, 2 boy with a No. 9 slipper without killing him. of meetin A Cuieaoo hotel clerk was walking In"a half dark . when be heard the ery of a burglar, “* Cheese it! The cops are coming!” They mistook bis diamond pin for the flash of a dark lantern, A WoMAN up in Syracuse says U the Grst Napoleon's hair. It may be.” But there isn’ probably another woman in the country who wouldn't hare worked It up with ora-beet fifty years A scrESTIsT says t degree. That is the n along a country road would give a hundred dollar bill if'she was an ol pippled gray nag breaking nto a corn-field, horees possess envy ina high | Lirrux, leering, peering Johnny Davenport, you are acheap bully. Nationg bave gone to war over a well: backet. Some day whem you inferfere with the Stat there will be trouble between it and the natiog, all on account of a gnat Os Long Island it is mo longer the fashion to so into the drug store and ask or that cure for malaria. Th | authorities know it too well. You must simply go i the store whistling an aria, and that e sleep in the are ing you may tays.are very fond of tea. It is part tea and ingled so that they cannot tell where the tea leaves off and the lewon be York restaurants do net put lemon into their tea That is the reason why yon cannot tell where t stops or begins, Too much of our te sort of mongrel tea. Grocers shoull 1 teas in dhat way. part lemon, It is is mixed—a cross their Is the great future, Howard Carroll will be able find a vast field for his great and mighty talents. Mis conceit will be strong enough to carry him throngh all emergencies, No.ove”should call-Howard a jack: notwithstandifg hisears, for he fs too little, Let him rather be the jackfabbit of theTepublican party. The jackrabbit has Just-as big” ears*in, proportion, bat Is RRAL Brewster, yoo illustrate the long as a man is tnysteriously talked of for office, he may be considered as being a pretty For many yearé you were one of Philadel- singular characters, 4 big lawyer, An affected sort of old fop of the old school, and as absurd aa the aesthotes of the present People thought that you must besomething imm ecanse yon were only talked about, and had not acted. But Mr. Attorney eral Brewster, your time ca pointed to office in fall & a sorry spectacle you have been almost as bad as Wayne Mac’ Dr. € xs, of Minnesota, and a broth eee Sere ere A voop many of our leading politicians, like strong, hope that it will not produce too many Mexican rev- Guns, it is said that wild ducks are plentiful, You ber. Will ducks, you | rs” is considered as an oath in Ver- Sho has a lock of | rich. son why Maud S. when trotting | THE JUDGE. Jere ns, of the Jeannette expedition, bas made a statement that Jerome was badly treated by Lieuten- ant De Long from the beginning to the end. The facts involved in this charge have long been a matter of g sip in newspaper circles whervin Jerome Collins, who was a very lovable character, was one of the most Lieutenant Danentiower has in breeding in the n quired red-tape manners, which very gentlemanly and becoming. His treatment of this case before the committee of investixation might | be studied with profit by young m wish to ac- quire a manly and gentlemanly bearing. But th sip exists and the charges are made, and the committee | will investigate the matter to the bottom. W De Long and Melville should have hated Collins, if they did, can only be surmised. The theory advanced by those who arg in the Colling interest is that De Long, > | wishing to be asecond Dr, Kane, would have made his own report and written bis own book, and that Collins had to be suppressed, Collins was at heart and in action too good a fellow to have been disliked on his own account. The committee might pat the case as follows: Did Lieutenant De Long, on. the undertake to suppress any idea that the expedition was @ newspaper affair, and not strictly a naval expedition without sentiment ? popalar of .inen, n wh cruise, OUR CARD RECEIVER. THE SQUAL To Tux Iepsk,—Do you uot aboot actresses and slagers ts sleKening, It Is also Our seif-respe corse inly itis, Weare a nation of idiots, did nov-give Dickens a fortane, and he came o and although be had abused us, we sent him bh That was very well. “He was a great genil ame may be said of the Thackera pother ous to at The y furore, But we bave transferred our attention to we Mrs. Langfryy for instance, is a pretty wi aid not a eal actreas,” People care, for curiosity's sake, to see her face at ahigh price. There are prettier wot America. Some of them "pass Mrs, Langtry in th street every day. “Bit who in the World cares for Mrs. Langtry’s opinion of America? Why ask her about her trivial matters and publish them in the papers, when the opinions of nin nen in ten on Broadway are just as valuable? Mrs, Langtry’s taly was swallowel ina biglamp. She tried to tickle our vanity by sj ing of the hig blue eyes of the American the prevailing type of eye among girls in America is not’blng.por black. There re grays than either, | and American girls are mainly brown-eyed. She is getting a big free advertisement. So it is with Patti | and others. “Emma Abbott does it all on her ow hook. She is no mote sickly in the business than our ly reporters. PRESIDENTIAL JCNKETING, Eprron of Tue Jcpoe,—What ts the re inward harm or ontwant danger in President Arthur taking an oceasiouat visit to New York? kere Tne Jcpar replies: In spite of the fact that the Ameri can people are democratic in their theories they hav | larze imagination in regard to their pu in that im: on {3 seldom tilled by a satis~ ory hero. We have among usa great many for- n-born eitizeus who have not altogether lost their re spect for royalt o dissatistied if our P dent does not tive | American, Yet the moment he attempts to liv we begin to tear him down, The native American wishes that his greatest ruler should be somewhat grave and large as a foreign potentate, but if he at tempts to be 80 we take him down a little. W funny, but still a pretty sensible people. dent goes gaddi We are jealous of how he condacts himself and how he appears, When President Arthur comes to } which is his home, we fancy that ho is attendin; personal or political affairs, which woald lower his character in our estimation. He took the pos knowing what sort of a place Washington is. We would be happy in knowing that he remained the We are discontented when he is in New York. W not 80 much mind his going on a vacation in good style, ut when he is here among his old cronies we sus- pect that he cannot attend to the interests of the gov- we namby-pamby, me ic men, The Ita Presi about we immediately criticise him, oye Mr, Iepar,—Do you ingress practice must length and breadth large. When a mat posed to devote all eats, pec sion and the passing coiintry, Those ¢ claim that w indistinguis! to no N nv they par |, South, they mest: look they receive a good ¢lined fo see at on stituents representin, Uistriet, he was wre man had gone to Ws Congtessn to hotels, galleries, ft tinguished men. He should role, Uy to cateh itt himself ina box? Ira have any 1 Does King Will be prepared for war? Way do He from the very start Bam. sixty-tive Cameron? tripping up on his chi bi why Ca As stork Ax exchan sider their new husl Ash that €¢ Gros nuts. Y they had been a elected Aldermen ai of the members who att AN English Io bite their dolla, grow up th mouths on washing d Is Oscar Wilde was good of the fire, country, fi til Mr. Dana revived vage for applying the Dana mast be a whe New LAND NOW Mn; Ben Butler for awhile Sullivan was thought manufacturers are out a few live Yanke and gingham bonnets? ernment so well as if he were in Washi ton. wsthetic. nto devote bi cuenta who visit Washing Senator Hour, of Maasachusetts, sa we Its limitations, their district and its majority polities an should not by right have recommendations; but not 1 whole district for one man's c Lo the young lady who eann Is it not likely that John Ly er buts one reaper, woukd ws poke fun at the sda like to stand on o asks why ty FRaxein TRary continues to et Mrs. Scoville fell in k mere SEMEN IN WASHINGTON. really ink that it ts the time io small ways to bis con: nt Ose ov Tue 8 yes, but that the That is about of it, The limitations may » is elected to Cons his time to representi is district in the discus sures for the benefit of the mare in the wron Y go to Congress they becom tof that great body, and belo East or West. They rey Its. intere er day and night, for all of whie lary. Whe W. W. Phelps 1 important body of his ¢ the immense silk inter bh. But ifs hington, Mr. Phe Zand fool ted any othe fash houses, and the homes of dis hints or writte of the ty. Common sense ect the busin jn CONUNDRUMS. Wasy't the election quite a Hubbell-oe manag: train ivan will pu want him to. at with his kpife so as always they have not been in fave Avstix, Texas, has a goose on exhibition, It is Let's see; how old is Simon in back when eleg. Is that url Schurz, when be is talking still? 80 frequently Js as mere sardines, All is to their net. absst npon pea with him, Perhaps Waar Tie Jepar would like to know ss whether the properly. has ified. 1s th ever acted us umpire at a re one ly writer says that girl babies always s that the reason why when they always put the ciothes-pins in thei ttitud jan? By the way Oscar said that the Park Theater fire was pretty, This As lon; Oscar remains in th should try to be pretty Iris said that Mr. Tilden was a complete wreck un- him. Will Mr. Dana claim sa a It seems to us that Mr. n Arms in himself. an tures idols for the heathen, a mode to be a good on ina quandary, W 5 bat Wy not seni schoolmams, in green spectacles v8 worship the comicbooks.com e walks ot know, unless it is that he is afraid of