Judge — November 18, 1882 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. Mr. Isaacs and Mr. Blumenthal kept rival clothing stores on the Bowery within a few doors of each other. Mr. Isaacs was always to be found with his head out of the door bd liciting custom from the verdant passer-by. Mr. Blumenthal objected to this shoddy man- ner of doing business, having found that the hfal Isaacs had captured several of nis | and said: ‘Look here, Mr. Isaaes, vy don’t you keep your ugly face inside? You might AND OTHER DRUGS ARE USED IN THE MANUFACTURE OF CIGARETTES. petter get a jackass to stand py dedoor. He | pp, far as our goods are concerned, we pronounce UNQUALIFIEDLY vould pe a pig improvement.” “Vy," said FALSE trom beginning to end, and without one iota of truth to sustain it, Isaacs, “I did try dot vonce, und all de peo- ple as dey pass py say to him: ‘Good day, | e Mr. Blumenthal ; I see you've moved.’” u cs 1 arettes Wuat next? After the Oil City Derrick comes the Oil City Blizxard—both news- papers. But why such classic appellations? And S TT Why not come down to a title a fellow can m0. opaceo find out without the aid of his dictionary? | jpave ys been’ perfe dad never seoniainell any ORTUA Say, for example, the Oil City Jelodesretidus, | pRUGS, FLAVORINGS or [ . 3 SNCES of any Gia ms or the Oil City Hexandriamonognia—some- The Tob thing easy, you know, to which the outside | not the EY A few professional cranks, eager fur notoriety, and with a sublime ignorance of the subject, aided to a certain extent by the sensational press, have circulated reports that we use is NATURAL LEAF, selected to please the TASTE, and > i . It is perfectly PURE, NOT BLEACHED by ACIDS, C| "ALS, world can catch on, as it were, We trust | or any A FICIAL PROCESS to give it a bright aipercten. ie ‘lewinen Oil City will bear this in mind when it gives | of the quality, but has that rich brown color pertaining to all fine grades of Smok- birth to its next journalistic prodigy. | ing Tobacco, Of the truth of the above, the illowing certifientes trom some of the — . most celebrated Analytical Chemists in the United States cannot fail to Hersert Spencer is troubled with insom-| the most skeptical, and satisfy nia, ‘The great minds that shape a nation’s | they have so well carned: course, and move the world to joy or sorrow by a single word, almost always are both “ BEATS THE WORLD.” by sleeplessness, and many and many anight 7 ‘as we tossed restlessly to and fro upon our satin-lined couch, have we wondered who else GOODWIN & CO., New York, of us was awake just atthat moment. Skake, Herb, old bo | Largest Cigarette Manufacturers in the United States. ynvinee even them that our goods are entitled to the trade-mark R. B. Haves has been chosen selectman for __ the town of Fremont, Ohiv. ‘The position is | BELLEVUE MOSPITAL MEDICAL COLLEGE, U.S. DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTUR equal to the man, and the man to the posi- prs & CO, New funn, eT SePHember 6 UN | WNOTOS, D. C., 0 : ; Sas -| sed Mess, Goopwis & Co, New Your err tion. Let us drink a cup of tea in honor of maHaoce wiih joer teaGekt aes purchased | TuEY: my ¥ market tn this city Rly, abd Jersey City. at ONy a We purchased at diftere the event. | Sores. ty packages each of sour “Old du Spiritvat want of American seamen: Rum. Tur Rev. John G. Oakley writes to the | lstliy traces ofthe airmal tolerances tel war f sion fe the. purus of ter Herald: “1 belong to those who do not Y vty | eal H have several tihes Teprated thew deem it wise to rush into print,” and then | Pyar Cuemairy anti I Me Hisar | 8 in me proceeds to ‘rush into” nearly a column of | ty af Xe mene Secon nonpareil. “Those” to whom the Rev. John serie of ow ool “belongs " had better cut his goose-quill. a cagl e — ay Mee, Doonets Oo; New Tone UNIVERSITY OF BUFFALO. Te Germans are not so very out of the | “Haring taken promiscuousty, from all parteot sour tac: | LABORATORY OF CHEMISTRY way after all in calling death “ Zid." Tod a pty : srertih Gos, Saw Yous te ne at has been the death of a great many people. Srirurs A pretty little sermon for young people ler the general t Mee I hae Tudge Cigarettes,” which were purchased by oF for me and children was delivered last Sunday by an | wr starorine vs uptown divine, ‘The Ragged Edges of 2 Susohiae: Totencod we te ne fbethod of examination axed was that fllowes . me o ods,“ ar ‘or any injurious | fU*Pected polsoni tied to reveal t Agnostic Materialism,” is what he called it. ne vo ihe Te v wc ofthe aka nor any delet There is nothing like lucidity and simplicity sala ‘ONARD S. ROOT. Yours very rexpectfally - — ea. M n for the youthful mind. Piahabe eg Oibiilitiy di RT ee ‘Tue difference between progress and Con- | Dx. Fs. Gevt , Raat dataen Molton enmity, Eatery af sress: Pro and Con. We. PuILapEe ria, Sopra 2. — 8 Mrsa. Goopwry & Con New Youn. — . Grstuners Prof. BENJ. SILLIMAN, of Yale College, writes: Hiauer education of women : Teaching her se arceree “s " ° : Red " ave parchased rf ew Haves, Octoter 9, 1882 to walk in French boots with four-inch heels. 4 s Mase. Cooowiy 4 Co., New Yous. . - | pacxage, Tha © sample. of At your rea! WASTED: A composer to produce over- | Mate 4, careful analysis. This examin augers reta i Sulige* Cigars tures of peace between the Stalwarts and f ther i til packages for chemical exatsination especialy witha Vig : ; : 3 detection of Opium or other deleterious drags Half-breeds. Address Charles J. Fo! erat: “Thave now t ort after @ searching examination, that PatRox saint of railroad: Panerash A.GrNTH rsa: comicbooks.com