Judge — November 18, 1882 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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FAVORITE FLOWERS, AND THE SENTIMENTS THEREIN CONTAINED. Jou Kei -—Mignoette: Your qualities surpass. your Purstpest Axrit b U.S. Gast. You careful: you are’ watched. hock re most too am 1N0.— Daisy (Caxouchet variety): 1 | shall not survive you. PT. PRELINGHUYSES,— Marigold Be very cautions 1. Breweren, shrub, (the Star Routers) You shall have justice A. th white ORS ELI. Sutower (erroneously claimed ty Oscar are mate up of deceit, S.J. TILDEN. Rose (withered): Departed beauty Rath Hayes Lily: Lam patient, (Aboot the only thing Cant Sent sh: Mave good faith (in a anacy and ale wer: The virtue charity al M. Rv ARTs —Grase: 1 bat not very hai ks J. PoUsKit- w-otory: Lave me; el | nely without | We Jay Hewmeit.—cer tam i (govermipent Clerks) OUR POPULAR FARCES. REPORTED BY SCHOOL SYSTEM. OUR CHARACTERS: Mus. Crrizes. Junta Crrizes. Tuteo Girt cries Frest Gin Scene Pirst.— Breakfast table C—Now, Julia, you Seb Mr. ND Girt must eat somethin, nd it is on school-house will surely not occupy more than minutes. Jia C—Bat, mamma, {have not k on. You know we spend at a week in studying music. Mr. €.—Music! [never studied music Readin’, Ritin’, Rithmetic Dodd enn Down at the old red school the studying music at a public school would have the trustees. They Mrs. (.—Mr. ©. tions of education are too Has not Julia received the medal for proticiency in music this week Julia C.—Yes d over my masie le t six hours The three b for a of appalled r will you please by tt Ye ntiquated for the present era. and 1 won't get it now again for a year Mr. Why? Julia C—Beca her goes by the alphabet Every girl gets the music medal by turns. Mr, ase th do you mean? she heals the roll-book. lirst week of the year hee: A” There more ** A's: Eliza Pinkie Abrahams and Heloise Abbott. ‘Then B's” and next the “C's.” You see how it y Aun Zimmerfeot, who is the as to wait over twelve izle Acker, e she is are three irl | apon the list, ths before | medal Oh, it is ag schools; and, Mrs paused at the door fort Mrs. €.—Julia’s books. Mr. ¢.—What do you mean Mrs. €—Jast what I sald Julia has to take all How many, dear, have you got? Julia C.—Most forty. there are the First Lessons in Art;” “ MeGoogle’s Political Diag *Mad’s Theory of Wall-Papering:” « Schultz’ Hieroglyphic Decipherer;” ‘Arabi Bey's Early nain Arabie;” “J. James Jaundice Ceramic Gem: “O'Keefe’s Eighteen Exercises in Early English “Brown's Stud Ancient Arehitecture:” “De at system that of our public what has that express wagon To: mination her books to school. day. Let me se Vaas Decale’ Descriptions;” " Peterson's Pearls Poetry,” “+ Mordecai’s 8;" + Macy's Matehes of — Mr. C—For I ake enough to cause me to shudd wagon you onght to have a whol say, daughter, don’t geography ? dulia C. of Synopysis aven's op. The tith Instead of train of cars. expr Bat yon ever study history or We have history for five minutes ur Per geography for a sor O'Carty’s Patrynomics No.00. Oh, yea every Friday after we have recited , and each Thursday quarter’ of an bour. It lecture upon the + Deriv vian exer- ion of Sax¢ School-teacher.—First sit Firat Girl School-tedcher.—Where is Spain t First Girl—In Africa, School-teacher,—Failare. It's in Europe Bat, please, Tai ly my geography at the noon-recess. me around to the baker's to Yes, ma'am. iret Girl ma’am, have time to st You sent et you some cream- School-teacher,— Ob, sure enough, Tl — Well! What Schoolteacher + the tributaries of the Amazon? 1 Girt. School-teacher Seco The who, ma‘am ? The Amazon. What's that t The Amazon River. [didn’t know we had geography to- The {principal sent me ont at two o'clock to carry for her acher, that nico-look- fellow with the biz, Ulack eyes. School-teacher.—AMl ¢ ri Jane. Third girl Third Girl.—Y School-teacher Third Girl rt panist mark you perfect, Where's Bombay is lombay ? uated upon the Isthmus anks of the Congo River. Its hay, xed feed, oats, It contains over fifty thou- capital of Guatemala. It » the principal exports are ri 1 Bish nd population, and is th Miss Bl What is it? 's two o'clock, and it’s t Hardtack’s lecture upon You, Clara, can take of the cl s 1 will ran out for a htt shopping whil cture is going on, Bridget Mul you can come w I'll have yo hme, for | want som exeus pody to bundles. J upon the plea Scene Third. Well Talle of the Citizens. Julia, how did you Supper. along at school Julia C—Splendia. Mr. Julia ©. Mr 2 -Were yo Ye C.—Whe The it examined? and he's perfectly lovely examiner, Such nice eyes in that very tough upon us Awfally lidn’t for he had a friend Then he looked ining fanny, too. said when he came been up most of the night before cappin his who ls of our and begun ex Mr, €.—What did he ask? Julia C—Not much, He asked Lizzie Bell if she had eight apples and somebody stole nine be out? and 1 Flora Moore if the Ganges River south, and queried of ‘em upon what Declaration of Independence was Then he marked us down perfect, said saw a class which was 80 excellent in all who would flowed north o date in July signed in 1776, that he nev things, and he asked Miss Blank—she's real pretty, Miss Blank is —(he whispered it softly, bat I heard him)-—if she woall not like to go to the theater Saturday night, Mr. C.—What d Julia. C.—She sand Mr, C. (dryly) —1 dvdn'tgatoabs. that. Julia, would you like to gdsont? Julia C—Ont ! why, pape Mr. C—Talf-past six. Julia C.—And 1 have got to write’a composition upon thi she reply? By the way, time, now ? Beat to draw a plan of wall- | paper for t spection, to 11a half of Greek prefixes, and to find ou I habits of the Medes. Besid yrrow isthe day for onr weekly exercise In Pe | papa? ht to know better. | se, I won't get to bed before eleven, and then I will have to be up at five. Go out, papa? Did you ever know a public-school ebild havetime to go out ? Mr. C. Jrawing-master's dy a reganiing the soci You ou; Why, No, never! (Cerrars.] (sighing), Pseudonyms of Eminent American Worthies. Wigtin. French Arthur. [ops 17 Grant tpber” Ti Jobnny dakey "0 Mike” Da AL Dag * Mishner Credit Moditier ” ¢ Fraud” Hl Dorey Ancient Mariner? Tuou * Seaatons Alvord. Shirt-Collar Jim ut Chanter, poker”? Schenck. Wiams, Taine salt Eagle Husted Nes Visiting Statesman " Rvarte Lard Roscoe Conkling. ate Citizen” Trai Padkly " ftyan Sch "Cox. CHAMPION ov rue W Ere, Bre. MOTTOES FOR THE DAILY PRESS. Hexatn: This the lark, the Her SULLIVAN, + Sunset LD” Pre Tote The Times ts out of 0 cursed spite —Harntet, Tripese What should the people do with these bald Tribunes coriotanns And if the Sun do breed toaggots in a dead dog. Tiamtet, sraw Wut thou revenge? By welkin (Nelly) and bis Star? Merry Wires of Windsor, th Liee—at the bottom of a well —Hamiet, Merchant af Venice, per say 6 —As You Like tt, Commenctat Apr Conve hither, nelghtor: God has blessed you with a good te a well-favored man ts the gif of fortupe: bat Write and read comes by nature such Ado About Nothing. Matt axe EXPREss Dugherry.—This 8 your ¢ ‘omp any man stand tn, Why, of him, but let TrLecRaM N thing of shreds and patcbes —Macteth, ny lord }—0, wonderful iain dwelling 14 all Denmark, e's an arrant knave —Hamiet, Ox “All Hallow Even, to say “holly ¢ oF as the boys in school used! it was, and perhaps still ia, the ens tom for boys to rob patches and use the ealy bazes for pounding on doors. The old Ivor, was te | ing this to a young gentleman the other evening, when the impadent yoang rascal said: ‘Well, I've heard | down in Connecticut, that in the cigar factories ¢ | bages make the best wrappers.” Now, was this en | rapport? | Loxpox Lancet says that the thin-haired men philosophers, soldiers and statesmen of the world. Is that the reason why fond mothers their bald- headed babies and know that they are going to be phi- losophers, soldiersand statesmen ? And ia that | son why, when those babies are in their second child- hood, and are bald-headed again, so many philoso- be seen at the ballet? wz comicbooks.com