Judge — November 11, 1882 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. TOUCHING VERY. Casiite (who has just had a misunder: and).—" Great hearens ! how changed I look OUR CARD RECEIVER. ENGLISUMEN Tur Ieper: Six.—Prom a remark © A that whi men, you at times felt explain somewhat of A LONDON GENTLEMAN All peoples are peculiar Huckleberries do not grow And red roses are as his peculiarities, We * bat any man who is riped bass are not spotted like tre Le reaked like tigers toms like barnacles. and h Jwe say # and not like eve There are body else, “Oh, he’s a crank.” Now American peculiar ans. man arily great, not necessarily Ih sh writers pick him out in E 4, andl write bim ap, anywhere, not necessarily is vulgar, he is still morc In writing him ap That is, if be is a priz lish writers immediately sit down yey call ter, the En- “The representa cal and say icans, who are pri ters, had a tive in Paris yesterday. Like all Wente.” American ak a quick sense of bun Americans, he was a have n sense of justice, as We have they have grown English tirel of supercilioas, ignorant We make fan of our 8 We at our own upldity in joking or n to criticise in Englishmen, » back in their own coin. We do not expeet to reach through their rhinoceros hides Bat w It is their ox that ia to freezing, They at them, phlegtmatic fat-witted. t set upa standan anamiat stay conceited and bra all n for us, because we 0 little used to the treadmill to follow it. Good ou not treat th emew Lexisaros AVE wehaves himself he does 80 as very authority im ng on the po Ther men with a his enemy force who work hard the pearsand nuts that they steal fr Th are human, We know ¢ way squad who takes his ten drinks a day, and woukl enth if he coald get it take the Policemen ar sometimes hearty. It is with no pleasure welled to tu he goes h that a iceman is com in a man for beat wife, jast_befo to lick his own old wo- man. People a y to f 4 of their own, which th I sum There are Tue liceman tu a ge too re policeme have fam; supp on a sm money some yoo natured men on the force Jepae once saw a. in who was drunk thetically to hi + You fool, saying kindly why didn’t you meet you began, tian his Salvini mal ‘THe eminent peared, Chizzol by that large class of the community wl high art better than they like paying for it. THe Juve a dozen or plicants disposed more or le. emptorily, in one morning. ‘The last was an unsavory little Hebrew named Oscar Dripper or Drabber, o of that sort, hangs on to the outskirts of the profession, by a set of peculiarly yellow tecth, aided by a re- Hlaceid pair of eyelids. — Mis ap: peal was the last straw that broke the camel like back of r Chizzola, and, with the assistance ck St. Maur, the fra of this little nonde the st while floated on the air, as these: trag and therefor » is bei more suc per: r somethin; who markably nents cript were swept out into old wedded to some such words 1 familiar hymn-tune vini, ob, Salvin Proclaim it thro’ Till ev'ry dead-he Has learne 1st bay bis “New dresses," hion note, * less clinging to the figure than they hav been for years.” This will be bad news for the head of many a household. Who ever told his wife she might spend fifty dollars for , and did not find when the bill ume in that she had departed very materially from the figure. And cling to the figure | says a new dres ow they are going to than ¢ Cuaractenistics of a rich gance of his carriage and the loftiness of his man: The cle- gate. a true p gloom picture of sorrow o'ershadowed his brow; on the morrow ? Had he lost a miltion of money Ly investing in silver mine stock t Were his hopes, once so fair and sunny, As dead as the famed Plymouth Rock ? Had his girl eloped with a barber? Were his boots three sizes too small ? Why all this melancholy Whic hor, covered him, as with a pall? “What.” L asked, © bas caused your dejection ? Has the world put you under its ban 1” Ani he said, with a mournful inflection, Nenaw ! I'm a newspaper fanoy mai A NEWSPAPER @ tes that + ‘ount of a fashionable wed- four hundred invita- and only one hundred sent Another paper, noticing the samc ding over tions were issu regrets. auspicious event, says “there were nearly hundred guests present.” ‘The presumption, regarding the other two hundred odd, is that they couldn't go and they were glad of it. Or the editor of the first paper was in- vited, and the other was not. Or maybe th nd saw double when counting time arrived, or maybe a hundred sent regret ind the balance contented them- sending pr for the bride. but we will pause here, lest we lose ourselves in the limitless fields of conjec- ture. may! there early, selves with Or maybe: sents ‘Tue programme of Marshal Serrano's new party in Spain has been drawn up.— Cable ‘This announ! pre: lent to “ hang Serrano’s party. ment, we ne, is equiva: We are indebted to an evening the information that the comet is od We would » of our politicians to fol contem- porary f ‘cooling off.” vise soni ow its example, Wns things get to the ally turn to the better particularly to a lad. “t get a bette worst they ‘This provert *s silk dri ener: applies —when she Every man who (circus) r nd the thinking the pink of perfection, is the fool of the wedding-ring. marries a woman, her ilow to advance in the world : Take a les- son from the pawn-broker, who never makes a single advance unless he is quite s is the ticket. No American can ever be said to die poor. He is sure to leave tional Debt behind him, his t the N; Fastiox item: Pumpkins may be dressed in a sheet, after scooping out the inside, cut- ting the human face in the rind, and putting a ¢: The effect is yutlines of ndle therein, very pleasing. Tuk Society of ‘Tam-many should resolve itself into the Society of 7 being Mr. John Kelly. am-one—the one comicbooks.com