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good play at his theater at ly are k pro: or le last, no but duet ye any Daly is not a is, he perfect, of cv very few things re Hy above the of New Yi and at be has had a i-occasionally gets Th an at acquiring eu hold of ag proceeds to revamp it and expu Xd localize 1 Dalyize it. The result 1s that b out a hybrid, which bears as much resemblance to the origir hideous, suonted ach in tho dead waste of nig 1 as the rs to the delic sacking-pig, off which we took a hearty s retiring. Daly as 9 manufacturer of nightman succes business onl Fate cut our threa are tortured by of his adapt ‘Tn, Jupar has sentenced man criminal, but never to such torture as that. So it was with inary feeling of tion, that Tux Jepae discovered the fact that,for his life, Mr. Daly bad been conte alone, and had given us “Th ro wrote it. By the way English, names end mination is deceptive ign, not to say Italian origin. re for vowel anyhow, and always likel S Smythe, and while riend, had a hearty contempt for Browne. But probably Pinero couldn't help it, He was born with that disastrous vowel stuck on to the end of h ble persons are born ‘with a bump, or Wilhe that incongruous Mr. Pinero has given us a Iky here and there; bi pecial talk is good and natural in the main. R woe, and g1 is inclined to think that is rather the reas than the author, It may be quite tru for a lady suffering from the incipi broken heart (aggravated by the genera dition which is delicate too; but may to leave well enc Squire” substantially as why have mea who write The ant 1 ith better than he did own was his warme s some estima- nj with ayhow, a li Miss ehan bas to run thr ws monotc the act to nature mptoms of ysieal con- y alluded to by Mr. Drew whe he drinks the baby's health), to gasp her lines inaudibly tit ts distressing to the audience, and renders the story, in places, a trifle disconnected. But it is a very ry, charmingly told, and illustrated by fairly tors and handsome Tue Ieper shame, that he had to wipe his asses more than once during th ig, and that 1 sinner, is no small compliment. ‘The story is simple, and deals with 1 lower middle class,” and the materials out of which is constructed are not especially new either. The Squire 18 a girl who *dotes on the military,” and the special sprig of the military whereon she dotes has been foolish enough ly youth to marry a ballet d: cer. Mr. Gilbe yon will recollect, has no worse punishment to overtake bis bad boy, Teasing Tom, marry a girl in the corps de » jade by the annoyance his early indisere tion inflicted upe ‘nant Thorndyke, the punish- ment was a terri Unfortunately the lieutenant would not seem to hav’ hed much importance to the original ceremony, bat marries the Squire priva ly. Just abont the time when be should have been ou pricing a cradleand concocting an advertisement caleu- lated to tempt a treasure of a nurse, alon let girl. Ballet yirls always bave a trick of being where thes're not wanted, as Kiralfy, or any one else who ever undertook to drill a squad of th setting. e among “the m, will tell you. THE JUDGE. don't come upon the stage, but does all her work from th o is situated, or suppc situated, ry known as the “White Li Hitherto, Lie: lyke bas done a lying himself, but with the advent of his forgot (who sends in her story by a certain mad pars ly played by Me. Fisher) h han becomes broken-hearte act, however, the golden much of a story, but qui earls, dukes, of ev only one m wings, wh a host ad- 11 Squire inaudible, Next pirouct 1 Not very and pathetic. N. ood and thunder, nd ho never uses it; of the teru Je squire, a mach marrie! lieatenant, a mad par. and James 1. The J him altogether, and i neg the is afraid he r, Mr. Lewis was certainly in | the programme mir owns up, a and n baroneta; no arriesa gun around, no villain in the pru on, a coup hear for ceil, carefully recall tten him, Mowe for here is his name ¢ F accestath was very f ars to be doing a nt from Unik pod business, Far fro. n Square rves to. Itisasditf Crowd, produced at th two pieces built on the same The same a loat of bread, an be, © of flour will make ing to how yc tent in square , and the amount of hot water spirituous ) by The Jepor in the last three days is wer of mortal to compute. Tur Jt nd when he Aas a cold it is has a vod 1 night and yh Aronson’s nt how cokl Il & Wisedelt’s exquisite velous beanty of the ¢ nodern Alhambra, | “house warming ne new Casino. Even Messrs. Kim ils, and the ma of this gorgeous Moorish d to. J bosom. Mis legs suffered y the way, and he has been a he an his bo: 83 cripple ever | and has had to bear in silence th ter-half, in respect t "from sh terly ret eer inability to a Tur Je compli ma Gk, however, came ‘onclusion that the new Casino will in course of we far and away the handsomest theater on the | nd on this point bis architectural ai nds bear h As to the "Queen's | Handkerchief, 80 absorbed in his duties to lis own band: that h unabl than that it xl to him to Moat. Lac i to say mot fizzle. When is the pro; Even the manag hands a badly-print. ay pes me nuisanc ers of the new Casino place In ot 1 sheet of advertisements with the programme proper stuck away in one corner. Nearly the theaters are equally guilty in this respect, and | the advertisements are in many cases as little fitted for | the eyes of ladies as the damp printer's ink for their | ed hands. A half sheet of note-paper, | the characters their exponents’ names, and per- haps a synopsis of the sc kid. wit nes, is all that is necessary OUR CARD RECEIVER. FOLGER, Tae JevoE.—Do soa really think declined? Yes. His real reason for not doing so was that he would be criticising bis party. There w disgust about the method, that if he had decline Cornell would probably have been nominated, which would have been worse, in his opinion, than for him- self to remain as the candidate. Bat bis duty, n, was to decline. Folger is je man; but it looks as if be would be beaten. at Folger should have Cuvecn StKe 0 much FERRY BOATS Do you really think that gentle men cabins of ferry ladies stand? 4 while Pavoxta. A real gentleman Anda hia greatest honor a ure never to sit while a lady is standing i or drawing-room. A gentleman would The thel ter Ti prot and thes such this of with carry it too far: bs the or ladies, It is n'a cabin is filthy, they 1 be boors, and bin, It is not merely a mat- ter of good-breedi Brown that h ery trip ce at th ind loafers should not, ‘This is their by ferry company selects a cabin 3, ladies’ ¢ of right, it is an 2 * Gentlem while ladies are abin.” Mr Brown, IEDR, eta T commercial dr Js yon bis com. hank you, pabily t t wi saint. Of la at institution. You ha two things ut in sig y from which you ing yourself St. Louis, you e writing, don imply that a commercial drummer your class have become a y ad yourselves into ry which you should try to bea quantity of loud etl ein the cou It is sald that the enorme 1 in this country are circulated by al drummers. No doubt when a ‘half dozen hotel, you t hours with peor Alfred Ten= reatest of mi poets, not only enjoys bat he tells very 6 the queen In our aristocr: h great relish 1 not he made a profe 4, the commercial drummers are cha ml flirting. This is r mest and cheekiest of me and kick away any man who, ma meet at nile y on, the hj ald ma ¢ enjoy them binsh, recited wit loud ones that jokes ar But joke-circul shou Resi ) mashing a in the hand i ic ways exe Do nc ur from, enters into the bi bi > largely as almost, if fully, to. commit feport him, for your ‘own sakes T tow queer, thin lear one and tot awkward, gawky, villa ne and the whi at enacting a silly It b piou that “pi from the villa, he with bore Th New Yorkers, 1 stab and The not sit ina drawing-room while a lady is stand THE VILLAGE BLUFFER, p Jepor.—Y ity a ou not give the rural roosters a wing-clipping? For in ¥ man who works in New York, and who lords the Innocent eloi-hopper. a sc onl many city cuticles: why Riparwoon, ‘ie Jbox has seen the aforesaid lon of the manor. ned to any particular place; but the 1 very is the officions fellow, who no that h Ther ks that he is genteel because he has suddenly ned to tip his bat toa lady. He believes that nc ever did se before; that he has discovered that no one who lives after him will ever ip his ha The fact is that he is an rant as, whe 1s hefore the e theater of bis operations ks about politics of which he knows at which he is a blower and a fail of society which he has n He is owner of a ridiculous, beavily-mortgaxeul ich the iron and crockery vessels stand on the in which the odors of burat cheap mutton offend senses. He is the langhing-atock of the town. In York he is a menial who does not count for much; his pretenses in the village are as enormous as they bsurd. On 8 he wears a silk hat, and ks as if the minister would be not reach the eh K-biter and a liar. con! does inhabit is 1 for ely to be rend He able ally he t depot, which is U ping, of musi Wer seen, ually Sun 1 in time. Bat he pes to curry He mes I the Chr avor with popula in the view of everybody @ should pay his honest debts he would be mor as than he is. If you believed him you would thin he lived not on trout and plover's eg * which he seldom has tian ues, and by 8, but He cannot obtain credit e butcher for cheap mutton. ugh affects to despise the butcher. He will talk, not standing that the ladies and gentlemen whom h th of Eng villages of the conntry around New York have ral of th have an ear virt sh grammar. men, who are olways known by th > conductors, the kitchen-maids, the oys, the yellow dogs, the butcher, the dru the postmaster for just what they are worth 'y really do little harm, for no one ta comicbooks.com